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(TMZ)   UCLA students use USC dormitory to send a very special message to the Trojans   (tmz.com) divider line 60
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2012-11-14 11:10:35 AM
Funny, but not as catchy as FUCLA.
 
2012-11-14 11:37:17 AM
Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.

/USuCktrojans
//PUSC
///Go Bears
 
2012-11-14 12:49:20 PM
FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.
 
2012-11-14 12:49:33 PM
For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1. Do your damn research journalists
 
2012-11-14 12:50:14 PM

awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.


mental note: type faster next time
 
2012-11-14 12:51:01 PM
Oh no! College students are acting like kids who have been thrust into independence. Everybody panic!
 
2012-11-14 12:51:49 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.



Well that makes it about 1/1000th as cool as if they'd managed to do it to a USC dorm.
 
2012-11-14 12:52:35 PM
That takes me back.

Reasons to date a USC Engineering Student #4: "Lubrication, Friction, and Wear" is an actual class.
 
2012-11-14 12:53:55 PM
Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.
 
2012-11-14 12:54:45 PM

cleveralthere: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

mental note: type faster next time


Same here.
 
2012-11-14 12:55:23 PM
Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed
 
2012-11-14 12:56:38 PM

Christian Bale: Two Dogs Farking: Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.



Well that makes it about 1/1000th as cool as if they'd managed to do it to a USC dorm.


Pretty much how I felt after reading it.

I hate USC so go Bruins!
 
2012-11-14 12:57:14 PM

brobinson2001: Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.


media.screened.com

I am disappoint. 

/agree with you.
 
2012-11-14 12:59:42 PM
When I went to the U of Arizona, the rivals at ASU/Tempe stole our bell.

We finally got it back, and the Chief of Campus Cops proudly announced: "---It is so secure, no one will ever steal it again!---"

So of course some of our guys broke into the building the following night, took the bell out of its case, photographed it, put it back, and mailed the photo to the campus paper.

The U of Texas has a longhorn bull named BEVO, who has been captured, castrated, and returned. One year he was butchered and served up to the Texas A and M student body ibn their cafeteria.
 
2012-11-14 01:02:34 PM

jonathan_L: brobinson2001: Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.

[media.screened.com image 719x408]

I am disappoint. 

/agree with you.


Your system sucks.
 
2012-11-14 01:05:17 PM
Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

not affiliated with either school

Hook 'em Horns
 
2012-11-14 01:05:54 PM
UCLA has spies in your frats, beware of Greeks bearing gifts?

G Tech is eating books for College Bowl, beware of Geeks bearing gifts?
 
2012-11-14 01:06:53 PM
Oldie but goodie....

Two drunken USC students walking to the big game one afternoon when they see a dog lying on the grass licking its balls. The first USC student says to his friend,"Man don't you wish YOU could that?" Second USC student replies, "Yeah, but I'm afraid he'd bite me."

/That is all
 
2012-11-14 01:07:12 PM
SUGGESTED PRANKS:

1. Get onto their football field about a week in advance of the game with several gallons of Wal--Mart weed killer and sprayers. Spray your message in large letters, wait one week. It will show up on TV and there's nothing they can do to mask it.

2. Get each member of the band to carry a package of grass seed, then when they line up to spell out 'U of X' or whetever, and take their bow, they each rip open the package and spill the seed. It will take several weeks to grow out, and the enemy will have your logo all over their field.
 
2012-11-14 01:07:23 PM

cleveralthere: For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1. Do your damn research journalists


DEFCON 2 seems like the more reasonable level. DEFCON 1 typically means 'birds in the air'.
 
2012-11-14 01:12:42 PM
Click on the Kardashian link at the bottom of the article, amateur colonoscopy and a hilarious commentary.
 
2012-11-14 01:12:46 PM

awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.


Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.
 
2012-11-14 01:18:10 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.

 
2012-11-14 01:22:50 PM

cwheelie: Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

not affiliated with either school

Hook 'em Horns


Sorry to hear that....

Boomer
 
2012-11-14 01:23:55 PM

Thats_Not_My_Baby: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.


This makes me ❤ u
 
2012-11-14 01:27:13 PM

olddinosaur: SUGGESTED PRANKS:

1. Get onto their football field about a week in advance of the game with several gallons of Wal--Mart weed killer and sprayers. Spray your message in large letters, wait one week. It will show up on TV and there's nothing they can do to mask it.

2. Get each member of the band to carry a package of grass seed, then when they line up to spell out 'U of X' or whetever, and take their bow, they each rip open the package and spill the seed. It will take several weeks to grow out, and the enemy will have your logo all over their field.


Get 3 cranes, label them 1, 2, and 4....


//you'll need a matress to get them out!
 
2012-11-14 01:34:04 PM

AgentKGB: Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed


The other one was finished though right?
 
2012-11-14 01:38:30 PM
Would've been better if they'd done it at a USC dorm.

Two stars. :-(
 
2012-11-14 01:40:36 PM
College sports rivalries/fans are infinitely more irritating than pro sports rivalries/fans.
 
2012-11-14 01:42:00 PM
I went as a kid to the UCLA - SC game and there was a huge sign across the coliseum that read:
"Even the Pope hates Trojans"
It took me a few years to figure it out, but still, the best sign ever.
 
2012-11-14 01:54:05 PM
It was hilarious to all 3 people who saw it and cared.

And lasted all of 3 minutes until someone got bored and turned their lights back on.

So YES, IT WAS VERY EPIC.

/yawn
 
2012-11-14 01:57:50 PM
"DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand."

We are dealing with trojan idiots here, DEFCON 5 will be more than sufficient.

What is the hardest part about being a trojan?

Having to tell your friends and family that you're gay (NTTAWWT).
 
2012-11-14 02:00:39 PM

cleveralthere: For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1.


Did they?

It's just a goddamn statue. Preventing minor vandalism to it merits -- at the very most -- DEFCON 4.
 
2012-11-14 02:12:53 PM
Ha you guy and your internet dick measuring, think you are what school you went to.

You are what is wrong with the world these day.

/My dad can beat up your mom
 
2012-11-14 02:13:46 PM
Now that's clever.
 
2012-11-14 02:14:16 PM
UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen it's share of abuse as well.

connection-revolution.com
 
2012-11-14 02:33:36 PM

thebpem: Ha you guy and your internet dick measuring, think you are what school you went to.

You are what is wrong with the world these day.

/My dad can beat up your mom


You must have gone to ASU...

I'd have a chip on my shoulder too if even University of Phoenix students looked at my degree and laughed.
 
2012-11-14 02:36:11 PM

AgentKGB: Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed


Seriously? I need to find out more.
 
2012-11-14 02:40:39 PM
Nothing beats the Cal Poly prank during the Rose Bowl:

Rose Bowl Prank
 
2012-11-14 02:41:12 PM
At Wisconsin football games, one student section will yell "fark you" and another section will respond with "eat shiat."

Not a school rivalry but a student section rivalry.

/can always hear it on live tv.
 
2012-11-14 02:54:06 PM

eas81: cwheelie: Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

not affiliated with either school

Hook 'em Horns

Sorry to hear that....

Boomer


the new UT commercial that show the tower while saying "change starts here" cracks me up. I figured an Okie was involved in that

/Sooner
 
2012-11-14 02:54:28 PM
IDGAF who wins, cause they're gonna get raped by Oregon.

Legitimately raped, I mean.
 
2012-11-14 02:56:47 PM

AgentKGB: Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed


thedailycannibal.com 

a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees
 
2012-11-14 03:09:20 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-14 03:21:03 PM
Why does UCLA hate South Carolina so much?
 
2012-11-14 03:23:23 PM
Comment #2 I'm surprised the UCLa students could spell. Well, it is a curse word and those would be the first thing a UCLA student learns.

Note: My wife is a hardcore UCLA Bruin and I graduated from USC. This is always a very interesting week in our household.
 
2012-11-14 03:35:48 PM

JaCiNto: Nothing beats the Cal Poly prank during the Rose Bowl:

Rose Bowl Prank


Did Cal Poly come in and change the keys in your keyboard to write CalTech instead? :P
 
2012-11-14 03:37:10 PM

tenton: JaCiNto: Nothing beats the Cal Poly prank during the Rose Bowl:

Rose Bowl Prank

Did Cal Poly come in and change the keys in your keyboard to write Cal Poly instead of CalTech? :P


FTFY.

/shouldn't post and eat at the same time
 
2012-11-14 03:54:26 PM
This would probably piss off USC students if any of them could read.

/married to a USC grad
//good thing she doesn't read Fark
 
2012-11-14 04:45:57 PM
FUCLA ...it's not a smoggy day.

/except downtown, where the Trojans live
//never nice there
 
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