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NuttierThanEver		2012-11-14 11:08:37 AM

That's quite possibly the most titilating topic I'll come across today subby

LivingDeadX1		2012-11-14 11:23:23 AM

I admit I was titilated... but ultimately... the article falls flat.

doczoidberg		2012-11-14 11:24:14 AM

I don't care what anyone says, I think she's hot.

8 inches		2012-11-14 11:25:14 AM

She's flatter than week old 7-UP.

Apos		2012-11-14 11:26:54 AM

One of the few whose allure is directly proportional to the amount of clothing she has on:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Evil Mackerel		2012-11-14 11:26:56 AM

I prefer my eggs over easy.

DarkPascual		2012-11-14 11:29:17 AM

To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...

Sweet Chin Music		2012-11-14 11:33:00 AM

Nrokreffefp		2012-11-14 11:33:31 AM

She's got terrific tiny titties. I wouldn't complain, especially since they'll stay in place after 35.

the opposite of charity is justice		2012-11-14 11:36:38 AM

Her face is pretty enough but her lack of breasts, hips, and butt leaves my peener completely uninterested.

BigLuca		2012-11-14 11:36:46 AM

"They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, well if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."

ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg

Tat'dGreaser		2012-11-14 11:37:16 AM

She has some excellent itty bitties

indarwinsshadow		2012-11-14 11:37:18 AM

This 2X6 has bigger bumps.

t3.gstatic.com

cgraves67		2012-11-14 11:38:13 AM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...

You've adequately summarized my thoughts on the matter, so for the sake of brevity, I will merely quote your statement in its entirety.

Bith Set Me Up		2012-11-14 11:38:41 AM

You can't make love with an ironing board.

Tat'dGreaser		2012-11-14 11:39:21 AM

Bag of Hammers		2012-11-14 11:39:51 AM

No tits, but those lips scream "you'll be pulling the sheets out of your ass when I'm done".

SavageWombat		2012-11-14 11:40:27 AM

So does the "R" rating for "Anna Karenina" mean we get to see anything good?

For that matter, if anyone's read the original, are there any hot three-way scenes in it?

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-11-14 11:41:35 AM

Link

theurge14		2012-11-14 11:41:41 AM

Alluring, amirite

hamfast gamgee		2012-11-14 11:44:59 AM

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.

You show an incredible lack of imagination.

HST's Dead Carcass		2012-11-14 11:45:09 AM

Is subby trying to coin a knew phrase like Shroedinger's Cat? You don't know if she has them until she takes her shirt off, so she has Knightley's Breasts?

Spanky_McFarksalot		2012-11-14 11:46:00 AM

I never knew he was a bird lover

www.favonius.com

Onkel Buck		2012-11-14 11:46:10 AM

Mosquito bites

pute kisses like a man		2012-11-14 11:49:29 AM

SavageWombat: So does the "R" rating for "Anna Karenina" mean we get to see anything good?

For that matter, if anyone's read the original, are there any hot three-way scenes in it?

nope. not really much sex either. everyone seems a little too miserable the whole way through.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-11-14 11:51:12 AM

Onkel Buck: Mosquito bites
[i41.photobucket.com image 320x240]

i'll be in my bunk

I would love to do the horizontal freaky deaky with her

The Italian Farker		2012-11-14 11:53:26 AM

Not safe for work link shows her itty bitty tittys

Tiny Tits

moviemarketing		2012-11-14 12:01:57 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Is subby trying to coin a knew phrase like Shroedinger's Cat? You don't know if she has them until she takes her shirt off, so she has Knightley's Breasts?

Exactly! I suppose you are the only one that got it.

BigLuca: "They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, well if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."

Somewhat ashamed now I worked on that campaign - distinctly remember thinking the breasts looked a little odd but signed off on the key art anyways.

Rwa2play		2012-11-14 12:01:58 PM

Rwa2play		2012-11-14 12:02:40 PM

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.

Tell that to the people who fawn over Megan Fox.

shifter_		2012-11-14 12:04:18 PM

indarwinsshadow: This 2X6 has bigger bumps.

[t3.gstatic.com image 225x225]

Why did you post the picture of the wood I get when thnking about her titties???
At least the size is close to being correct, even though the grain is off.

Ebenator		2012-11-14 12:05:32 PM

I think they are perfect, but I like all sorts.

Crewmannumber6		2012-11-14 12:05:46 PM

Keira Knightley has breasts? When did this happen?

/i still would

Snort		2012-11-14 12:05:57 PM

LivingDeadX1: I admit I was titilated... but ultimately... the article falls flat.

Its Jezebel. All pushed up and false advertized.

HST's Dead Carcass		2012-11-14 12:09:37 PM

Crewmannumber6: Keira Knightley has breasts? When did this happen?

/i still would

HST's Dead Carcass: Is subby trying to coin a knew phrase like Shroedinger's Cat? You don't know if she has them until she takes her shirt off, so she has Knightley's Breasts?

You won't know for certain until you take her top off...

AcneVulgaris		2012-11-14 12:10:55 PM

Small titties are built to last. That's something you learn to appreciate when you hit 40. It's just sad when the big ones get all tubular.

majestic		2012-11-14 12:15:06 PM

I'm confused. I thought I saw a picture/video of her at a baseball game where she appeared to have some pretty decent sized tits.

Cagey B		2012-11-14 12:15:45 PM

A true gentleman enjoys the entire panoply of female endowment, from the delicately modest to the insistently voluptuous.

*makes exaggerated boob-honking gestures*

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-11-14 12:18:33 PM

A twig girl. No thank you! You slap that a&$ and you will break a hip. Gals are like steaks need fat for flavor

Stile4aly		2012-11-14 12:20:46 PM

Though I tend to prefer more voluptous women, I've got to admit that light bounces off her real pretty.

vudukungfu		2012-11-14 12:37:50 PM

I'd hit it so farking hard, her ears would pop and she'd have a runny nose for a month.

CygnusDarius		2012-11-14 12:39:09 PM

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-11-14 12:42:49 PM

moviemarketing: the breasts looked a little odd but signed off on the key art anyways.

Why did you sign off on odd-looking art?

sage37		2012-11-14 12:42:50 PM

Kuroshin		2012-11-14 12:46:00 PM

redmid17		2012-11-14 12:46:58 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that ~~Christina Hendricks,~~ Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...

FTFY

weapon13		2012-11-14 12:48:46 PM

doczoidberg: I don't care what anyone says, I think she's hot.

Nrokreffefp: She's got terrific tiny titties. I wouldn't complain, especially since they'll stay in place after 35.

Tat'dGreaser: She has some excellent itty bitties

The Italian Farker: Not safe for work link shows her itty bitty tittys

Tiny Tits

Ebenator: I think they are perfect, but I like all sorts.

I would suck on her nipples until my mouth bled...

Clutch2013		2012-11-14 12:52:23 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...

I wholeheartedly endorse this statement and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

vudukungfu		2012-11-14 12:53:43 PM

seriously, that's eatin' pussy.

JamesSirBensonMum		2012-11-14 12:55:46 PM

Clutch2013: DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...

I wholeheartedly endorse this statement and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

^ THIS. Everybody is hot based on somebody's standards, somewhere.

/ Except cleft chins. Nobody like a chick with a cleft chin.

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