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2012-11-14 11:08:37 AM
That's quite possibly the most titilating topic I'll come across today subby
 
2012-11-14 11:23:23 AM
I admit I was titilated... but ultimately... the article falls flat.
 
2012-11-14 11:24:14 AM
I don't care what anyone says, I think she's hot.
 
2012-11-14 11:25:14 AM
She's flatter than week old 7-UP.
 
2012-11-14 11:26:54 AM
One of the few whose allure is directly proportional to the amount of clothing she has on:

2.bp.blogspot.com
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-11-14 11:26:56 AM
I prefer my eggs over easy.
 
2012-11-14 11:29:17 AM
To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...
 
2012-11-14 11:33:00 AM
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-11-14 11:33:31 AM
She's got terrific tiny titties. I wouldn't complain, especially since they'll stay in place after 35.
 
2012-11-14 11:36:38 AM
Her face is pretty enough but her lack of breasts, hips, and butt leaves my peener completely uninterested.
 
2012-11-14 11:36:46 AM
"They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, well if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."

ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
 
2012-11-14 11:37:16 AM
She has some excellent itty bitties
 
2012-11-14 11:37:18 AM
This 2X6 has bigger bumps.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-14 11:38:13 AM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


You've adequately summarized my thoughts on the matter, so for the sake of brevity, I will merely quote your statement in its entirety.
 
2012-11-14 11:38:41 AM
You can't make love with an ironing board.
 
2012-11-14 11:39:21 AM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


Well said
 
2012-11-14 11:39:51 AM
No tits, but those lips scream "you'll be pulling the sheets out of your ass when I'm done".
 
2012-11-14 11:40:27 AM
So does the "R" rating for "Anna Karenina" mean we get to see anything good?

For that matter, if anyone's read the original, are there any hot three-way scenes in it?
 
2012-11-14 11:41:35 AM
 
2012-11-14 11:41:41 AM
Alluring, amirite
 
2012-11-14 11:44:59 AM

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.


You show an incredible lack of imagination.
 
2012-11-14 11:45:09 AM
Is subby trying to coin a knew phrase like Shroedinger's Cat? You don't know if she has them until she takes her shirt off, so she has Knightley's Breasts?
 
2012-11-14 11:46:00 AM
I never knew he was a bird lover

www.favonius.com
 
2012-11-14 11:46:10 AM
Mosquito bites
i41.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 11:49:29 AM

SavageWombat: So does the "R" rating for "Anna Karenina" mean we get to see anything good?

For that matter, if anyone's read the original, are there any hot three-way scenes in it?


nope. not really much sex either. everyone seems a little too miserable the whole way through.
 
2012-11-14 11:51:12 AM

Onkel Buck: Mosquito bites
[i41.photobucket.com image 320x240]


i'll be in my bunk

I would love to do the horizontal freaky deaky with her
 
2012-11-14 11:53:26 AM
Not safe for work link shows her itty bitty tittys

Tiny Tits
 
2012-11-14 12:01:57 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Is subby trying to coin a knew phrase like Shroedinger's Cat? You don't know if she has them until she takes her shirt off, so she has Knightley's Breasts?


Exactly! I suppose you are the only one that got it.

BigLuca: "They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, well if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."


Somewhat ashamed now I worked on that campaign - distinctly remember thinking the breasts looked a little odd but signed off on the key art anyways.
 
2012-11-14 12:01:58 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


www.maniacworld.com
 
2012-11-14 12:02:40 PM

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.


Tell that to the people who fawn over Megan Fox.
 
2012-11-14 12:04:18 PM

indarwinsshadow: This 2X6 has bigger bumps.


[t3.gstatic.com image 225x225]


Why did you post the picture of the wood I get when thnking about her titties???
At least the size is close to being correct, even though the grain is off.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:32 PM
I think they are perfect, but I like all sorts.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:46 PM
Keira Knightley has breasts? When did this happen?

/i still would
 
2012-11-14 12:05:57 PM

LivingDeadX1: I admit I was titilated... but ultimately... the article falls flat.


Its Jezebel. All pushed up and false advertized.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:37 PM

Crewmannumber6: Keira Knightley has breasts? When did this happen?

/i still would


HST's Dead Carcass: Is subby trying to coin a knew phrase like Shroedinger's Cat? You don't know if she has them until she takes her shirt off, so she has Knightley's Breasts?


You won't know for certain until you take her top off...
 
2012-11-14 12:10:55 PM
Small titties are built to last. That's something you learn to appreciate when you hit 40. It's just sad when the big ones get all tubular.
 
2012-11-14 12:15:06 PM
I'm confused. I thought I saw a picture/video of her at a baseball game where she appeared to have some pretty decent sized tits.
 
2012-11-14 12:15:45 PM
A true gentleman enjoys the entire panoply of female endowment, from the delicately modest to the insistently voluptuous.

*makes exaggerated boob-honking gestures*
 
2012-11-14 12:18:33 PM
A twig girl. No thank you! You slap that a&$ and you will break a hip. Gals are like steaks need fat for flavor
 
2012-11-14 12:20:46 PM
Though I tend to prefer more voluptous women, I've got to admit that light bounces off her real pretty.
 
2012-11-14 12:37:50 PM
I'd hit it so farking hard, her ears would pop and she'd have a runny nose for a month.
 
2012-11-14 12:39:09 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


This.
 
2012-11-14 12:42:49 PM

moviemarketing: the breasts looked a little odd but signed off on the key art anyways.


Why did you sign off on odd-looking art?
 
2012-11-14 12:42:50 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 12:46:00 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


moviecitynews.com
 
2012-11-14 12:46:58 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


FTFY
 
2012-11-14 12:48:46 PM

doczoidberg: I don't care what anyone says, I think she's hot.


Nrokreffefp: She's got terrific tiny titties. I wouldn't complain, especially since they'll stay in place after 35.


Tat'dGreaser: She has some excellent itty bitties


The Italian Farker: Not safe for work link shows her itty bitty tittys

Tiny Tits


Ebenator: I think they are perfect, but I like all sorts.


I would suck on her nipples until my mouth bled...
 
2012-11-14 12:52:23 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


I wholeheartedly endorse this statement and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-11-14 12:53:43 PM
seriously, that's eatin' pussy.
 
2012-11-14 12:55:46 PM

Clutch2013: DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...

I wholeheartedly endorse this statement and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


^ THIS. Everybody is hot based on somebody's standards, somewhere.

/ Except cleft chins. Nobody like a chick with a cleft chin.
 
2012-11-14 12:57:04 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2012-11-14 01:07:35 PM
There is nothing about her that I find to be anything other than extremely attractive.
 
2012-11-14 01:08:01 PM
 
2012-11-14 01:10:14 PM
Keira Knightley?

As far as I'm concerned, Keira Nightly, Keira Daily, and Keira in the afternoon for a little variety.
 
2012-11-14 01:10:17 PM
She's on the top of my "needs a sammich but still smoking hot" list.
 
kab
2012-11-14 01:12:16 PM

Stile4aly: Though I tend to prefer more voluptous women, I've got to admit that light bounces off her real pretty.


this. Very pretty gal.
 
2012-11-14 01:21:31 PM

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.


Yes you can......
 
2012-11-14 01:27:42 PM
isn't she the slightly more mannish version of orlando bloom?
 
2012-11-14 01:27:50 PM
She's ridiculously hot. This thread is gayer than Elton John shopping for engagement rings with Liberace.

/damn fark chubby chaser brigade
 
2012-11-14 01:52:23 PM

TheLopper: She's ridiculously hot. This thread is gayer than Elton John shopping for engagement rings with Liberace.

/damn fark chubby chaser brigade


While I don't disagree that she is ridiculously hot(and I don't really dig on girls I could break in 2). I will say it's not exactly chubby chasing to want your woman to have some curves to her body.

There's a big difference between a curvy woman, and a chubby chaser. And even though I, personally, prefer a woman with some nice curves to explore... I would never kick Keira out of bed(not that she would ever be in it to begin with).
 
2012-11-14 01:57:12 PM
Get her pregnant and they will get a little bigger.
 
2012-11-14 01:57:21 PM
More than a mouthful is wasted.
 
2012-11-14 02:02:38 PM

dryknife: More than a mouthful is wastedAWESOME.


Fixed it for you.
 
2012-11-14 02:03:46 PM
All i know is I just saw her in this awful movie called "the Hole" on Netflix, and she flashes a boy.
and they looked -magnificent-.
 
2012-11-14 02:07:01 PM
Keira Knightly topless for real Link
 
2012-11-14 02:09:21 PM
Jeremy Clarkson On Keira Knightley

"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch."

(Aston Martin V8 Vantage Roadster) "I would rather be in this than in Keira Knightley."

(On the Audi R8) "Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley."

(Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4)" A fat girl's curvy round face does not have the same appeal as the straight lines found on Keira Knightley."

(Alfa Romeo 8C) "I mean look at Keira Knightly - she's just an ironing board with a face, and she works."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-14 02:13:26 PM
I don't think she's particularly attractive, and her acting ability is suspect.
 
2012-11-14 02:17:18 PM
Sex with her would be like riding a bicycle over railroad ties. And you don't even get to toot the horn!
 
2012-11-14 02:18:14 PM

DarkPascual: To me, Keira Knightley is hot in a different way that Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanson or Sofia Vergara are hot.

Curvy girls, skinny girls, athletic girls, If they are hot, they are hot.

/Diversity is the salt of life...


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 02:22:22 PM

Bag of Hammers: No tits, but those lips scream "you'll be pulling the sheets out of your ass when I'm done".


And the abs say you're in for an all nighter.

/like an angry god writing a gordon lightfoot song while plowing crops
 
2012-11-14 02:29:26 PM
Her name is even skinny
 
2012-11-14 02:48:08 PM

majestic: I'm confused. I thought I saw a picture/video of her at a baseball game where she appeared to have some pretty decent sized tits.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Keira did play her stand-in in "Phantom Menace".
 
2012-11-14 02:59:32 PM
People always say Keira Knightly looks like a 12 year old boy

If 12 year old boys looked like this, I'd be in jail for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time

keenanevans.files.wordpress.com

www.celebritiesoops.org

thumbs.ifood.tv
 
2012-11-14 03:13:49 PM

puckrock2000: majestic: I'm confused. I thought I saw a picture/video of her at a baseball game where she appeared to have some pretty decent sized tits.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x224]

Keira did play her stand-in in "Phantom Menace".


I see now....I always get those two confused. Yea, Portman was hot in that treasure hunt movie with the guy from Fast and Furious.
 
2012-11-14 03:25:11 PM

majestic: puckrock2000: majestic: I'm confused. I thought I saw a picture/video of her at a baseball game where she appeared to have some pretty decent sized tits.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x224]

Keira did play her stand-in in "Phantom Menace".

I see now....I always get those two confused. Yea, Portman was hot in that treasure hunt movie with the guy from Fast and Furious.


She was even better in Tomb Raider
 
2012-11-14 03:35:27 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: isn't she the slightly more mannish version of orlando bloom?


A girl scout troop lead by Sean Penn is more mannish than Orlando Bloom
 
2012-11-14 05:11:06 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: [desmond.imageshack.us image 640x159]


Dog fist the oven-steaming God!
 
2012-11-14 05:34:23 PM

The Italian Farker: Not safe for work link shows her itty bitty tittys

Tiny Tits


I would be happy to suck on those.
 
2012-11-14 05:53:39 PM
Well, if Keira came over to my house and I happened to be

Putting the moves on Taylor Swift, I would.........

Tell them that I can't tell who has the better bust, and...
maybe they could show me....they could get real close..so I can compare....closer....closer....

Yeah, me? pretend I am not here, and here is some honey & blow for your pleasures....ladies....

scissor fight....who would win?
 
2012-11-14 06:24:26 PM
As apparently the one person who saw Domino, I gotta say, "Keira Knightley has breasts?"

/ironing board with a face, blah blah blah...
 
2012-11-14 06:32:28 PM
Yes. Another vote for diversity.

/Not that I'm looking or anything. Happy now.
 
2012-11-14 06:36:08 PM
Wow, Jezebel, what did Keira Knightley ever do to you?
 
2012-11-14 08:39:09 PM
came for Jeremy Clarkson reference, leaving surprised!

you have my respect hasty ambush
 
2012-11-14 11:41:58 PM

Ebenator: I think they are perfect, but I like all sorts.


Yup.
 
2012-11-15 01:08:59 AM

doczoidberg: I don't care what anyone says, I think she's hot.

she gets extra hot points for being a atheist.
 
2012-11-15 02:31:12 PM
Thin women, athletic women, young women, older women, curvy women, chubby women, a beautiful women is divine to hold and handle whatever the shape she comes in.
 
2012-11-15 02:38:27 PM
/ Except cleft chins. Nobody like a chick with a cleft chin.

So no Sandra Bullock for you? Or Christina Hendricks? Or Alexis Bedel? Or Blake Lively? Or Eva Green ?
 
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