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(Twitter)   The Israeli Defense Forces have just declared war over Twitter, UN to respond with Instagram'ed angry letter and Arab league via "Thing we dislike about Israel" Pinterest board   (twitter.com) divider line 175
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2012-11-14 12:03:36 PM
They're in yer base, killing yer doodz.
 
2012-11-14 12:03:38 PM
OMG!! IDF is like our BFF!!
 
2012-11-14 12:04:42 PM
Man, Hamas are going to Unfriend IDF now.
 
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2012-11-14 12:04:51 PM
things we don't like about isreal?

wheres the line?

oh, it's around the corner?
 
2012-11-14 12:05:16 PM
*LIKE
 
2012-11-14 12:05:35 PM
So you're saying the UN probably tarted up their angry letter with some shading effects and maybe a fake cofee stain or teardrop? That sounds about right.
 
2012-11-14 12:06:17 PM
In 2012, war was beginning...
 
2012-11-14 12:06:18 PM

uberaverage: OMG!! IDF is like our BFF!!


xspblog.com 

/oblig
 
2012-11-14 12:06:19 PM
maybe this time they will smash the savages for good.
 
2012-11-14 12:06:22 PM
Gender studies majors to respond with Tumblr invective as per standard.
 
2012-11-14 12:07:35 PM
So what's Anonymous' take on this? And I'm not talking about the hacktivists, I'm talking about the old-school 4chan /b/tards.
 
2012-11-14 12:07:40 PM
Look, here's how you settle this whole thing....

Get Barbara Streisand and Mahmoud Abbas in a boxing ring with two clubs and no rules. Winner takes all with the loser 's submission or death.
 
2012-11-14 12:08:14 PM
Ok, war is coming out now.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:42 PM
Everybody panic?
 
2012-11-14 12:11:57 PM
Hot IDF chick thread?

img267.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-14 12:13:23 PM
So this is what the world has come to? I figured I'd be old and grey before I saw announcements like this being released via twitter.
 
2012-11-14 12:13:34 PM
/ignore
 
2012-11-14 12:13:40 PM
War machine, springs to life, opens up one eager eye.....
 
2012-11-14 12:13:53 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Hot IDF chick thread?

[img267.imageshack.us image 450x590]


Reeboks? The Israeli Defense force wears German owned shoes?
 
2012-11-14 12:14:44 PM
#WWIII
 
2012-11-14 12:15:07 PM
She can infiltrate me anytime
 
2012-11-14 12:18:52 PM
Stay safe IDF girls...

i411.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 12:19:24 PM
I predict that twitter thread will a calm, rational discussion about the relationship between Israel and The Gaza Strip.
 
2012-11-14 12:21:11 PM

abhorrent1: I predict that twitter this thread will a calm, rational discussion about the relationship between Israel and The Gaza Strip.

 
2012-11-14 12:21:47 PM
The fact that this comes after many, many rockets were fired into Israel is surely a surprise to us all.
 
2012-11-14 12:22:24 PM
Did it read

if u syria/iran do mor bad i will kik ths sad little dog again

?
 
2012-11-14 12:24:06 PM

Purdue_Pete: Stay safe IDF girls...

[i411.photobucket.com image 566x424]


Um, does IDF use American rifles? I'm not military or an expert or anything, but I thought they'd use Galils or something...
 
2012-11-14 12:24:10 PM
I heard Syria will respond with several photo-bombs.
 
2012-11-14 12:24:23 PM
The revolution will be interwebs-ized.
 
2012-11-14 12:26:33 PM

Scipio: So this is what the world has come to? I figured I'd be old and grey before I saw announcements like this being released via twitter.


They released it earlier via traditional means.

They are trying to keep ahead of the Pallywood brigade.
 
2012-11-14 12:27:27 PM

CygnusDarius: So what's Anonymous' take on this? And I'm not talking about the hacktivists, I'm talking about the old-school 4chan /b/tards.


Undoubtedly the same as it always was, "lulz."
 
2012-11-14 12:28:15 PM
WHAT?! No inflammatory You Tube video???????
 
2012-11-14 12:29:08 PM
93% of people won't repost this declaration of war.
 
2012-11-14 12:29:11 PM

liam76: Scipio: So this is what the world has come to? I figured I'd be old and grey before I saw announcements like this being released via twitter.

They released it earlier via traditional means.

They are trying to keep ahead of the Pallywood brigade.


Oh okay, my 2min google search seemed in line with the assumption so I went with it. I guess I can rest easy tonight after all.
 
2012-11-14 12:30:09 PM

Crypto Dentist: Purdue_Pete: Stay safe IDF girls...

[i411.photobucket.com image 566x424]

Um, does IDF use American rifles? I'm not military or an expert or anything, but I thought they'd use Galils or something...


Galils are outdated now. Most IDF troops have M4s, with a healthy smattering of Tavor TAR-21s mixed in;

When I was there a few years ago, the soldiers guarding the Wailing Wall were armed with Micro-Tavor21s...
 
2012-11-14 12:31:46 PM
Micro TAR-21:

h-2.abload.de
 
2012-11-14 12:35:52 PM

barefoot in the head: Did it read

if u syria/iran do mor bad i will kik ths sad little dog again

?


Sporadic missile fire from the Gaza Strip hit southern Israel on Monday for a fourth straight day, with Egypt trying to secure a truce and Israel warning it was poised to toughen its response.

Gaza is governed by the Islamist movement Hamas, which does not recognise Israel's right to exist.

Six Palestinians, including four civilians, have been killed by Israeli shells fired on Gaza since Saturday,


The sad little dog does not know when to quit.
 
2012-11-14 12:36:48 PM
I rejected Twitter before it was popular to do that. Actually blocked the ip months ago.
 
2012-11-14 12:37:50 PM
Didn't I hear on the radio this morning that if Palestine gets recognized as a state by the U.N. that Israel might consider certain treaties to be unbinding? Or some move that sounded a bit dickish to me. But hey, we all know who the real enemy of peace is.
 
2012-11-14 12:41:48 PM
Israel is still friends with Arafat on Friendster.
 
2012-11-14 12:42:12 PM
Bibi goes all in on Romney and Bomb Iran. Obama wins.

Oh look, now Hamas is getting uppity again. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
 
2012-11-14 12:43:00 PM
Poke the bear.
 
2012-11-14 12:44:04 PM
What's not to like about the IDF?

Never mind.

/Plucky little Israel with its thermonuclear weapons.
 
2012-11-14 12:45:23 PM
How do we know that @IDFSpokesperson isn't some bored teenager is Hong Kong? This looks legit to me, but I'm always suspicious of things like Twitter and Facebook that anyone can make an account on with no validation.
 
2012-11-14 12:45:23 PM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Bibi goes all in on Romney and Bomb Iran. Obama wins.

Oh look, now Hamas is getting uppity again. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


I'm sure it has nothing to do with the 130+ rockets Hamas has fired into Israel within the last 72 HOURS...
 
2012-11-14 12:45:35 PM

Dr Dreidel: The fact that this comes after many, many rockets were fired into Israel is surely a surprise to us all.



The fact that the Pallies are fed up after 60 years of brutal vicious occupation by the interloping Zionists is surely a surprise to us all.
 
2012-11-14 12:47:22 PM
img.jspace.com
In just over 24 hours, the photo has received almost 8,000 likes and been shared more than 43,000 times
 
2012-11-14 12:48:30 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: What's not to like about the IDF?

Never mind.

/Plucky little Israel with its thermonuclear weapons.



On submarines - pointed at their enemies.

Israel has no friends, only enemies it hasn't outed yet.
 
2012-11-14 12:51:54 PM
The IDF posted this on reddit a week ago
 
2012-11-14 12:52:09 PM

smitty04: [img.jspace.com image 438x210]
In just over 24 hours, the photo has received almost 8,000 likes and been shared more than 43,000 times



Clearly the Palestinians need better weapons.
 
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