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(Wonkette)   Are common grifters Jill Kelley and her evil twin perfect Republicans? (Yes)   (wonkette.com ) divider line 93
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2012-11-14 11:22:32 AM  
This just gets better and better...
 
2012-11-14 11:27:39 AM  
But it's the poor who are "entitled." Riiiight...
 
2012-11-14 11:38:20 AM  
Do we know they are actually Republicans?
 
2012-11-14 11:44:07 AM  

mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?


That's a fair question.
 
2012-11-14 11:46:02 AM  
I can't help but think the one on the far left looks way too much like a tranny. Maybe it's a bad picture.
 
2012-11-14 11:55:36 AM  
They sound really bootstrappy.
 
2012-11-14 12:01:35 PM  
I posted a completely safe for work picture of pornstar Jill Kelly in a thread yesterday and it got deleted.

I have nothing to add to this thread, just thought I'd mention it.
 
2012-11-14 12:02:59 PM  

mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?


Highly likely. FBI friend dude whined to Eric Cantor.
 
2012-11-14 12:04:37 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I posted a completely safe for work picture of pornstar Jill Kelly in a thread yesterday and it got deleted.

I have nothing to add to this thread, just thought I'd mention it.


Post it again. It is on topic as far as I'm concerned.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:42 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I posted a completely safe for work picture of pornstar Jill Kelly in a thread yesterday and it got deleted.

I have nothing to add to this thread, just thought I'd mention it.



That's strange.
 
2012-11-14 12:06:21 PM  
Why, what an opportune segue to the twins' millions in debt despite throwing lavish parties that obviously came with personal cocaine assistants toting Stevie Nicksian butt-straws of solid gold.

That's quite a sentence.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:21 PM  

doyner: mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?

Highly likely. FBI friend dude whined to Eric Cantor.


LOL. That dude needs a serious smackdown.
 
2012-11-14 12:55:50 PM  

doyner: AdolfOliverPanties: I posted a completely safe for work picture of pornstar Jill Kelly in a thread yesterday and it got deleted.

I have nothing to add to this thread, just thought I'd mention it.


That's strange.


My pic was safer for work than that.
 
2012-11-14 01:15:17 PM  

mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?


Based on the article, they must be the party of Personal Responsibility.
 
2012-11-14 01:20:26 PM  
"You know, I don't know if by any chance, because I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property. I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well," she told the 911 dispatcher, who agreed to pass the information along to police.

wat
 
2012-11-14 01:23:40 PM  

gilgigamesh: "You know, I don't know if by any chance, because I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property. I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well," she told the 911 dispatcher, who agreed to pass the information along to police.

wat


Not a drama queen at all
 
2012-11-14 01:24:59 PM  
Are common grifters Jill Kelley and her evil twin perfect Republicans? (Yes.)
 
2012-11-14 01:25:58 PM  

gilgigamesh: "You know, I don't know if by any chance, because I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property. I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well," she told the 911 dispatcher, who agreed to pass the information along to police.


Sounds like she must have handed the phone to Sarah Palin.
 
2012-11-14 01:28:12 PM  
Perfect Republicans only if they've had abortions AND denounce the moral turpitude of those who support widespread availability of birth control and abortion. Perfection requires both grifting and rank hypocrisy.
 
2012-11-14 01:30:51 PM  
I'm going to the gym. I fully expect this story to have taken a new and unexpected twist by the time I get back.

/26 minutes
 
2012-11-14 01:33:02 PM  
"Diplomatic inviolability" sounds like the Republican remedy for "legitimate rape".
 
2012-11-14 01:34:02 PM  

mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?


Whiny, entitled, shallow, grifting, no-class douchebags. I'm going with 'yes'.
 
2012-11-14 01:36:04 PM  

Diogenes: mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?

That's a fair question.


One appears to be fleecing Republicans and military. The other seems to like fleecing Democrats.
 
2012-11-14 01:37:56 PM  

Superjew: mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?

Whiny, entitled, shallow, grifting, no-class douchebags. I'm going with 'yes'.


With a wet spot for generals? Yeah I'm going with its a certainty
 
2012-11-14 01:38:54 PM  

mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?


I've been reading they were grifting democratic money men as well. I think their scam was bipartisan.
 
2012-11-14 01:39:25 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com

Seems like a good place to dump this, surprisingly truthy, image from Gawker ...

http://gawker.com/5960202/a-flowchart-of-the-petraeus-affairs-love-p en tagon-from-the-shirtless-fbi-agent-to-chuck-klosterman (pops)
 
2012-11-14 01:41:42 PM  
They're working hard to make the Obama administration look like a disorganized mess so, yes, they're clearly Republicans.
 
2012-11-14 01:41:45 PM  

I_C_Weener: Diogenes: mahuika: Do we know they are actually Republicans?

That's a fair question.

One appears to be fleecing Republicans and military. The other seems to like fleecing Democrats.




So that would make them Independants?

Anyone know their Fark handles?
 
2012-11-14 01:41:47 PM  
i151.photobucket.comi151.photobucket.com

/just me?
 
2012-11-14 01:42:10 PM  
Behold the power of Fake Boobs and Limber Pussy!

They succeeded in doing what the Taliban, Al Qaeda and the Iraqi Insurgency was unable to do. End the careers of two top US generals.

Men, be warned! The vagina is always angry, my friends.
 
2012-11-14 01:43:27 PM  
Here's how their story should end.
 
2012-11-14 01:44:59 PM  

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 295x200][i151.photobucket.com image 400x225]

/just me?


Hahaha, I just watched that one the other day.
 
2012-11-14 01:47:08 PM  
I predict that the more we learn about Agent Shirtless, the more amused we will be.
 
2012-11-14 01:48:13 PM  
So, the *head of the CIA* is was so sleazy and stupid, that he got wrapped up with THESE people?

Christ.

Good riddance. What a moron. And yes, I'm a Democrat.
 
2012-11-14 01:51:18 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Perfection requires both grifting and rank hypocrisy.


I have a fantastic story related to this. I know a family of dyed-in-the-wool republicans. They have an adult child who knocked-up an illegal immigrant and got married as a result. The illegal was going to be deported, so the patriarch of the family was spending tons of money fighting a legal battle to prevent it from happening. Enter the Dream Act. The illegal immigrant is 29 years old and met the other requirements to stay. Suddenly it might not be so bad. Meanwhile the mother of the family was undergoing medical treatment for a variety of problems and somehow benefited from the part of Obamacare dealing with caps on medical coverage by insurance companies. And that suddenly turned into a pretty good idea to them, too. And yet they still had a Romney sign on their front lawn this election.
 
2012-11-14 01:51:26 PM  
Oh, and another thing - while I don't actually expect it, I hope that somehow Dave Reichert comes out of this exposed to the world as the blow-dried brain-damaged buffoon that he is.
 
2012-11-14 01:57:54 PM  

realmolo: So, the *head of the CIA* is was so sleazy and stupid, that he got wrapped up with THESE people?

Christ.

Good riddance. What a moron. And yes, I'm a Democrat.


Could be worse. Bush Senior was also Director of the CIA and both he and Junior were business partners with the Bin Ladens.

/yes, those Bin Ladens
 
2012-11-14 01:58:56 PM  
The Cantor angle on this is the one I'm watching. He knew about this a month ago and...??

Lots of options, I guess. Though Reichert was crazy? Thought it was just too distracting during campaign season? He wasn't totally committed to a Romney victory (2016 run)? The left-wing-tinfoil version is that Cantor wanted Petraeus to slam Obama on Benghazi and was trying to use the affair to get Petraeus talking. That would explain the non-disclosure anyway.
 
2012-11-14 02:00:02 PM  

BMulligan: Oh, and another thing - while I don't actually expect it, I hope that somehow Dave Reichert comes out of this exposed to the world as the blow-dried brain-damaged buffoon that he is.


I like that writer's style. A bit long, but excellent voicing.
 
2012-11-14 02:00:35 PM  
This is the same Wonkette that took pleasure in exposing and ridiculing Congressmen and other government types that were using a DC area prostitute who blogged about her exploits on the web. Way to be consistent, Wonkette.
 
2012-11-14 02:00:43 PM  
Just a couple of talentless f*cks clawing their way up the social ladder, facilitated by sleazy old men whose standards are low enough to encompass losers like this. America is full of people like these broads.
 
2012-11-14 02:02:26 PM  
I don't know what the hell any of this is. I'm going to assume that I'm better off that way.
 
2012-11-14 02:02:36 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Men, be warned! The vagina is always angry, my friends.


Like an old man trying send back soup in a deli.
 
2012-11-14 02:02:53 PM  

BMulligan: Oh, and another thing - while I don't actually expect it, I hope that somehow Dave Reichert comes out of this exposed to the world as the blow-dried brain-damaged buffoon that he is.


God, I hope so. I can't imagine why anyone at the FBI would leak information to him.
 
2012-11-14 02:04:15 PM  
They'll have a hit reality television show within 6 months.
 
2012-11-14 02:05:23 PM  

IrateShadow: I don't know what the hell any of this is. I'm going to assume that I'm better off that way.


East Coast Kardashians acting like whores, but I repeat myself.
 
2012-11-14 02:06:29 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: Just a couple of talentless f*cks clawing their way up the social ladder, facilitated by sleazy old men whose standards are low enough to encompass losers like this. America is full of people like these broads.


Yes, and what separates them from the 47% is merely more bone mass in their knees.
 
2012-11-14 02:08:19 PM  

THX 1138: gilgigamesh: "You know, I don't know if by any chance, because I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property. I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well," she told the 911 dispatcher, who agreed to pass the information along to police.

Sounds like she must have handed the phone to Sarah Palin.


No, then she would have wanted the trespasser arrested for violating her first amendment rights.
 
2012-11-14 02:09:23 PM  
 
2012-11-14 02:13:46 PM  
I'd look for a job as an unpaid social liaison, but I just can't pull off a little black cocktail dress.

/Male, 6'2".
//Dangereux Liasionz!
 
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