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(New York Daily News)   If you want to go flaming turkey retard and burn everything, then Texas is your state for deep frying a turkey   (nydailynews.com) divider line 8
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2012-11-14 12:31:15 PM
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UtileDysfunktion: KidneyStone: ...or worry about getting rid of the used (and expensivve) oil.


What DO you guys who deep-fry do with used oil? Just curious.


It's usually consumed during the fire.
2012-11-14 12:36:12 PM
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KidneyStone: Try the oil-less infrared turkey fryer like the Char Broil Big Easy. The skin doesn't get as crispy as oil-fried but the rest is every bit as juicy. Takes longer to cook than oil but you don't have to wait for the oil to heat up, cool off, or worry about getting rid of the used (and expensivve) oil.

These things ROCK.

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No oil, un-crispy skin, and longer cooking time: You've just described oven roasted turkey.
2012-11-14 11:16:47 AM
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JackieRabbit: gingerjet: JackieRabbit: Enjoy those cancer-causing free radicals that deep frying a turkey produces. I'll stick to roasting, which gives me far more options, produces a more tender bird, and is really much easier.

How exactly does roasting a turkey give you more options?

Step 1: Turn on stove
Step 2: Put turkey in stove
Step 3: Drink
Step 4: Take turkey out of stove

Options galore!



I see you don't know how to cook.... Remind me not to eat at your place.


I don't think you're going to have to worry about too many dinner invites, Mr. Free Radicals.
2012-11-14 11:04:29 AM
1 votes:

topcon: Oh noes, free radicals.


Leave me out of this
2012-11-14 10:35:55 AM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: m1ke: Deep frying is the only way we prepare turkey now and it has been that way for about the last 7-8 years. I will never prepare a turkey by putting it in the oven ever again.

Enjoy those cancer-causing free radicals that deep frying a turkey produces. I'll stick to roasting, which gives me far more options, produces a more tender bird, and is really much easier.


This is why no one likes you.
2012-11-14 10:25:27 AM
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JamesSirBensonMum: littleray42: I thought, after all the sanctimonious crap poured out on Fark regarding the retard who had help writing the letter to Anne Coulter, that all Farkers never ever ever used the word 'retard' because they would never ever be that insensitive.

You sound potato


Don't make fun of the way I count.
2012-11-14 10:22:30 AM
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littleray42: I thought, after all the sanctimonious crap poured out on Fark regarding the retard who had help writing the letter to Anne Coulter, that all Farkers never ever ever used the word 'retard' because they would never ever be that insensitive.


You sound potato
2012-11-14 10:05:08 AM
1 votes:
flaming turkey retard

Finally, my band has a name.
 
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