Dammit, well, at the speed this mess is unraveling, I better come clean now before everyone hears about it on the news.

I was actually romantically involved with not only Broadwell and Kelley, but also with General Petraeus' bag-girl (kind of like a bagman for the mob, but she just carries cash from one fake charity to another) as well as recently outed Microsoft Exec Steven Sinofsky and his team of Hungarian Lavatory slaves. In addition, I served as part of the conduit passing messages from Allen (Paul Allen at Microsoft, not that other general dude) to his handlers in the Cirque del Soleil (who I believe are in fact a front for the International Monetary Fund) and handled instructions for his currency launderers in Zaire, Togo and Santa Fe. While I was never part of the actual conspiracy itself, I did receive a ceremonial back rub from a masked, naked Karl Rove and was instructed in the Hidden Secrets and told what was actually buried in Steve Job's tomb. I also baked a cake for Helen Thomas, but that was just for her birthday and wasn't really connected to anything else.

Wow, I really feel better after getting that off my chest.

This is turning into Burn After Reading territory.

/Bring out the dildo chairs.

I think we've reached the Boat Point of this story, which is the point at which the entire thing has become so ridiculous that the only rational solution remaining is to gather everyone even tangentially involved, put them on a boat, sail it out into the middle of the Pacific, and sink it. Sink it deep.

you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?

Well none of this would be an issue if Petraeus hadn't stuck his dick in crazy.

maybe the 'grant wishes to terminally ill adult cancer patients' was 'parties, entertainment, travel'?

It really is amazing how much shiat can go down when a dude tries to get some tang. Ladies, that's how amazing your pussy is. One just wrecked a general and we're still going to come back for more.

I think the most important question at this point is which one will Susan Lucci play?

And yet I can't get Top Secret clearance.

Dr.Zom: netcentric: It is a sad day when unpaid social liason milfs cannot just freely wander through the high echelons on military bases. What have we come to as a nation ?

What are they going to do there now, just military stuff?

....that's crazy

What amazes me is the many Farkers who are shrugging their shoulders at this whole thing.

That the director of the CIA may have been compromised means less to them than the cancellation of Firefly.

Damn right, I liked the later.

hasty ambush: Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

Senator and their fundraisers to. You forgot about them:

Link

And in court documents filed by Kelley's sister Natalie Khawam, she name-drops both Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island -- who both have ties to a Providence, RI, lawyer/Democratic fundraiser who loaned a whopping $300,000 to Khawam.

A spokesman for Whitehouse today that lawyer, Gerald Harrington, has dated and "may have been engaged to Khawam." Harrington has not returned a call seeking comment.

Khawam claimed in a July 12 letter to her estranged husband that she took their now 4-year-old son "on vacation last year to Martha Vineyard," where their son and "I had a great time at the DSCC [Democratic Senate Campaign Committee] event

"Sen. John Kerry asked if [her son] would be coming again this year," Khawam wrote. "[Their son] was a superstar at the DSCC last year."

A spokeswoman for Kerry - who the Washington Post reports is being considered as President Obama's next secretary of defense -- in an email comment wrote, "Senator Kerry's friend Jerry Harrington introduced him to his girlfriend (Natalie) at a DSCC event."

Also filed in that court case by Khawam is a letter from Whitehouse, who like Kerry is a Democrat.

That letter was written to Harrington, who has been a fundraiser for Kerry and other Democrats out of Rhode Island. Harrington, according to Khawam's federal bankruptcy filing earlier this year in Florida, gave her a personal loan of $300,000.

"Derry Gerry," Whitehouse wrote. "I am excited to hear that you and [Khawam's son] may be coming to the Family Clambake. That would be terrific! All the best wishes, Sheldon."

Wait. The twin sister had John Kerry's love child and was paid off with $300,000?

There's still MILF Porn. She'll have to change her name though.

factoryconnection: Generation_D: requoted for emphasis.

A delightful coincidence, but not one that snuck past me.

Rapmaster2000: Mind blown. That's farking it.

No, no, no... if she was a Madam she'd be making some serious coin, not broke and immersed in debt although not as badly as her twin sister. The silver S500 and her look would work for a high-class Madam but the financials don't make sense.

Maybe business has been bad. I mean, we are in a recession...

That's nice. Horrible people tend to congregate towards each other. Let's keep it that way, mmkay?

Pocket Ninja: I think we've reached the Boat Point of this story, which is the point at which the entire thing has become so ridiculous that the only rational solution remaining is to gather everyone even tangentially involved, put them on a boat, sail it out into the middle of the Pacific, and sink it. Sink it deep.

I thought this was the army, not the navy?

Diogenes: I think the most important question at this point is which one will Susan Lucci play?



Broadwell?