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(Huffington Post)   If you're going to blow the whistle on an adulterous relationship with a senior government official, you might want to make sure you aren't running a major cancer charity scam at the same time. We're looking at you, Jill "Catfight" Kelley   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 195
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2012-11-14 01:13:49 PM

GrizzlyPouch: NowhereMon: She sounds like most of the country club Republicans I know: living spectacularly beyond their means, up to their ears in debt, marital infidelity is the norm, and willing to do almost anything to keep up appearances. Permeating all of this is the attitude that they are better than the unwashed lower classes (even though their net worth is less than most people on welfare) and that the rules that apply to everyone else do not apply to them. To hobnob with public figure of note, a general or a politician is like a wet dream, a confirmation of the fantasy that they are someone.

Losers, all of them.

Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.

How is it that you've come to know all this about these people?

Are you a psychic? A wizard?

O right you're just pulling shiat out your ass


My sister is married to one and is slowly morphing into one.
 
2012-11-14 01:14:12 PM

Harry Freakstorm: There's still MILF Porn. She'll have to change her name though.

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 253x500]


Judging by that picture there's always street magic as well (is she levitating?)
 
2012-11-14 01:14:17 PM

netcentric: It is a sad day when unpaid social liason milfs cannot just freely wander through the high echelons on military bases. What have we come to as a nation ?

What are they going to do there now, just military stuff?

....that's crazy


What amazes me is the many Farkers who are shrugging their shoulders at this whole thing.

That the director of the CIA may have been compromised means less to them than the cancellation of Firefly.
 
2012-11-14 01:14:52 PM

OhioKnight: Pocket Ninja: I think we've reached the Boat Point of this story, which is the point at which the entire thing has become so ridiculous that the only rational solution remaining is to gather everyone even tangentially involved, put them on a boat, sail it out into the middle of the Pacific, and sink it. Sink it deep.

The STORY is ridiculous.

The Lebonese-American "Socialite" who has all kinds of reasons to be going into the Army command center that have nothing at all to do with any kind of operations.

And who has all kinds of connections to the head of the CIA and the commander of forces in Afghanistan...

And who keeps a phoney charity that doesn't take in or spend any money but pays for travel for "Cancer patients"

I'm sure it Doesn't Involve Anything important.


I'm not sure what Dancin in Anson has to do with all this.
 
2012-11-14 01:15:32 PM

Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.


Senator and their fundraisers to. You forgot about them:

Link

And in court documents filed by Kelley's sister Natalie Khawam, she name-drops both Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island -- who both have ties to a Providence, RI, lawyer/Democratic fundraiser who loaned a whopping $300,000 to Khawam.

A spokesman for Whitehouse today that lawyer, Gerald Harrington, has dated and "may have been engaged to Khawam." Harrington has not returned a call seeking comment.


Khawam claimed in a July 12 letter to her estranged husband that she took their now 4-year-old son "on vacation last year to Martha Vineyard," where their son and "I had a great time at the DSCC [Democratic Senate Campaign Committee] event

"Sen. John Kerry asked if [her son] would be coming again this year," Khawam wrote. "[Their son] was a superstar at the DSCC last year."

A spokeswoman for Kerry - who the Washington Post reports is being considered as President Obama's next secretary of defense -- in an email comment wrote, "Senator Kerry's friend Jerry Harrington introduced him to his girlfriend (Natalie) at a DSCC event."

Also filed in that court case by Khawam is a letter from Whitehouse, who like Kerry is a Democrat.

That letter was written to Harrington, who has been a fundraiser for Kerry and other Democrats out of Rhode Island. Harrington, according to Khawam's federal bankruptcy filing earlier this year in Florida, gave her a personal loan of $300,000.

"Derry Gerry," Whitehouse wrote. "I am excited to hear that you and [Khawam's son] may be coming to the Family Clambake. That would be terrific! All the best wishes, Sheldon."
 
2012-11-14 01:17:12 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: And goddammit Generals, you forget the axiom: "New pussy can't cook."


New pussy is illiterate!

I'm so glad this story is around; it just keeps getting better and better.
 
2012-11-14 01:18:10 PM

Dr.Zom: That the director of the CIA may have been compromised means less to them than the cancellation of Firefly.


To be fair I put it about on equal footing. The whole national security thing is balanced by the fact that FIrefly had more attractive women
 
2012-11-14 01:18:13 PM

Dr.Zom: netcentric: It is a sad day when unpaid social liason milfs cannot just freely wander through the high echelons on military bases. What have we come to as a nation ?

What are they going to do there now, just military stuff?

....that's crazy

What amazes me is the many Farkers who are shrugging their shoulders at this whole thing.

That the director of the CIA may have been compromised means less to them than the cancellation of Firefly.


She could have accessed sensitive material. Or his opinions and actions could be influenced by blackmail or the fear of blackmail.

Not to mention abuse of office by getting involved in twin sisters divorce as Gen. Petraeus.

It might not have resulted in that but the chance of it is enough that he can't be high ranking and able to access sensitive material.
 
2012-11-14 01:20:20 PM

hasty ambush: Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

Senator and their fundraisers to. You forgot about them:

Link

And in court documents filed by Kelley's sister Natalie Khawam, she name-drops both Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island -- who both have ties to a Providence, RI, lawyer/Democratic fundraiser who loaned a whopping $300,000 to Khawam.

A spokesman for Whitehouse today that lawyer, Gerald Harrington, has dated and "may have been engaged to Khawam." Harrington has not returned a call seeking comment.

Khawam claimed in a July 12 letter to her estranged husband that she took their now 4-year-old son "on vacation last year to Martha Vineyard," where their son and "I had a great time at the DSCC [Democratic Senate Campaign Committee] event

"Sen. John Kerry asked if [her son] would be coming again this year," Khawam wrote. "[Their son] was a superstar at the DSCC last year."

A spokeswoman for Kerry - who the Washington Post reports is being considered as President Obama's next secretary of defense -- in an email comment wrote, "Senator Kerry's friend Jerry Harrington introduced him to his girlfriend (Natalie) at a DSCC event."

Also filed in that court case by Khawam is a letter from Whitehouse, who like Kerry is a Democrat.

That letter was written to Harrington, who has been a fundraiser for Kerry and other Democrats out of Rhode Island. Harrington, according to Khawam's federal bankruptcy filing earlier this year in Florida, gave her a personal loan of $300,000.

"Derry Gerry," Whitehouse wrote. "I am excited to hear that you and [Khawam's son] may be coming to the Family Clambake. That would be terrific! All the best wishes, Sheldon."


Wait. The twin sister had John Kerry's love child and was paid off with $300,000?
 
2012-11-14 01:20:22 PM
Apparently she thought being an "honorary ambassador to the military" conferred some kind of legal protection to her.

Also Paula Broadwell in Classified Document Probe

"A source familiar with case told ABC News that Broadwell admitted to the FBI she took the documents from secure government buildings."
 
2012-11-14 01:20:22 PM

Pocket Ninja: I think we've reached the Boat Point of this story, which is the point at which the entire thing has become so ridiculous that the only rational solution remaining is to gather everyone even tangentially involved, put them on a boat, sail it out into the middle of the Pacific, and sink it. Sink it deep.


toughpigs.com
Elmo loves boats!
 
2012-11-14 01:20:42 PM

Rapmaster2000: CapeFearCadaver: factoryconnection: Generation_D: requoted for emphasis.

A delightful coincidence, but not one that snuck past me.

Rapmaster2000: Mind blown. That's farking it.

No, no, no... if she was a Madam she'd be making some serious coin, not broke and immersed in debt although not as badly as her twin sister. The silver S500 and her look would work for a high-class Madam but the financials don't make sense.

Maybe business has been bad. I mean, we are in a recession...

And these guys are on a government salary. They aren't bankers.


True, they don't have banker money, but did you know a 2-star general earns over $200,000/year in retirement?
 
2012-11-14 01:21:48 PM
Proof that nothing can fark up a stable life better than a hot woman. They are dangerous, stay away from them since you cannot always tell they are crazy until after it is too late.
 
2012-11-14 01:22:00 PM
What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?
 
2012-11-14 01:22:48 PM
These people remind me of that Whitehouse party crashed couple. Connected but not really connected.
 
2012-11-14 01:22:53 PM

you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?


www.historyguy.com
 
2012-11-14 01:24:22 PM

rev. dave: Proof that nothing can fark up a stable life better than a hot woman. They are dangerous, stay away from them since you cannot always tell they are crazy until after it is too late.


If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...get an ugly girl to marry you.
 
2012-11-14 01:25:20 PM

usernameguy: This is turning into Burn After Reading territory.

/Bring out the dildo chairs.


Just flip over a regular chair; seating for four.
 
2012-11-14 01:25:34 PM
Man, what a complete waste to have such a massive epic scale clusterfark but there's no plausible way to make it into a partisan fight.

And by "waste" I mean "relief." This thing just keeps getting crazier and more pathetic.
 
2012-11-14 01:28:35 PM

Publikwerks: you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?

[www.historyguy.com image 652x599]


I don't think anyone involved was a 5-star...those things are super rare.
 
2012-11-14 01:29:29 PM

davidab: I agree with you except the part about "the power to use them." Usually some form of authorization is necessary to use WMDs. Everything else you said is SPOT ON.


You picked THAT out of all that? It's on their resume--"have access to the red button of destruction."

I woke up this morning wishing death on a few people in my past, knowing that they will never suffer one bit for everything they did to ruin my life, and this whole story just reminds me of that. You'd think a guy like Petraeus would have learned that one lesson--TRUST NO ONE--but since we're all puny humans, we do like to trust others and confide in them. And farkers like these two women are right there to take advantage of it all, then walk away pretty much unscathed when the whole place burns down.

I hate these kinds of people with a passion, in case you can't tell.
 
2012-11-14 01:29:48 PM
It isn't that he brought his wife and mistress to the Confirmation hearing, it is that he sat them both in the front row.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-11-14 01:31:00 PM

Dr.Zom: netcentric: It is a sad day when unpaid social liason milfs cannot just freely wander through the high echelons on military bases. What have we come to as a nation ?

What are they going to do there now, just military stuff?

....that's crazy

What amazes me is the many Farkers who are shrugging their shoulders at this whole thing.

That the director of the CIA may have been compromised means less to them than the cancellation of Firefly.


And aside from making snarky comments, what exactly should be doing?

Should we be making baseless accusations about who knew what when?
Should we drawing lines on whiteboards to see who connects to what based on rumors we hear floating around?
Should we light our hair on fire and run around the local new stations to demonstrate what a severe matter this is?

Personally, I'll make fun of the idiots in question and wait and see what the actual story shake out to be. Until we hear that he actually gave classified documents or did for favors for an foreign nation, I'll leave my panties unknotted as it is easier to site that way.

//would be funny if the foreign nation behind it all is Israel. Right wing heads would implode.
 
2012-11-14 01:31:59 PM

you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?


Yup.
 
2012-11-14 01:34:49 PM

I_C_Weener: hasty ambush: Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

Senator and their fundraisers to. You forgot about them:

Link

And in court documents filed by Kelley's sister Natalie Khawam, she name-drops both Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island -- who both have ties to a Providence, RI, lawyer/Democratic fundraiser who loaned a whopping $300,000 to Khawam.

A spokesman for Whitehouse today that lawyer, Gerald Harrington, has dated and "may have been engaged to Khawam." Harrington has not returned a call seeking comment.

Khawam claimed in a July 12 letter to her estranged husband that she took their now 4-year-old son "on vacation last year to Martha Vineyard," where their son and "I had a great time at the DSCC [Democratic Senate Campaign Committee] event

"Sen. John Kerry asked if [her son] would be coming again this year," Khawam wrote. "[Their son] was a superstar at the DSCC last year."

A spokeswoman for Kerry - who the Washington Post reports is being considered as President Obama's next secretary of defense -- in an email comment wrote, "Senator Kerry's friend Jerry Harrington introduced him to his girlfriend (Natalie) at a DSCC event."

Also filed in that court case by Khawam is a letter from Whitehouse, who like Kerry is a Democrat.

That letter was written to Harrington, who has been a fundraiser for Kerry and other Democrats out of Rhode Island. Harrington, according to Khawam's federal bankruptcy filing earlier this year in Florida, gave her a personal loan of $300,000.

"Derry Gerry," Whitehouse wrote. "I am excited to hear that you and [Khawam's son] may be coming to the Family Clambake. That would be terrific! All the best wishes, Sheldon."

Wait. The twin sister had John Kerry's love child and was paid off with $300,000?


Kerry's wife has serious coin why settle for only $300K.
 
2012-11-14 01:34:57 PM
FTA: From the records, it appears that the charity fell far short of its mission. While the origins of the seed money used to start the charity in 2007 are unclear, financial records reviewed by The Huffington Post reveal that the group spent all of its money not on research, but on parties, entertainment, travel and attorney fees.

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2012-11-14 01:35:21 PM

toraque: Dammit, well, at the speed this mess is unraveling, I better come clean now before everyone hears about it on the news.

I was actually romantically involved with not only Broadwell and Kelley, but also with General Petraeus' bag-girl (kind of like a bagman for the mob, but she just carries cash from one fake charity to another) as well as recently outed Microsoft Exec Steven Sinofsky and his team of Hungarian Lavatory slaves. In addition, I served as part of the conduit passing messages from Allen (Paul Allen at Microsoft, not that other general dude) to his handlers in the Cirque del Soleil (who I believe are in fact a front for the International Monetary Fund) and handled instructions for his currency launderers in Zaire, Togo and Santa Fe. While I was never part of the actual conspiracy itself, I did receive a ceremonial back rub from a masked, naked Karl Rove and was instructed in the Hidden Secrets and told what was actually buried in Steve Job's tomb. I also baked a cake for Helen Thomas, but that was just for her birthday and wasn't really connected to anything else.

Wow, I really feel better after getting that off my chest.


At what point did you start farking Elmo?
 
2012-11-14 01:35:49 PM

wingnut396: would be funny if the foreign nation behind it all is Israel. Right wing heads would implode.


The funny thing is that Israel probably knew they were banging before the FBI.

I found it curious that the press in Israel were monitoring Broadwell's speeches at a school in Colorado.

Hmmmm......
 
2012-11-14 01:37:18 PM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Publikwerks: you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?

[www.historyguy.com image 652x599]

I don't think anyone involved was a 5-star...those things are super rare.


I think the point is that if he managed to bag the twins at the same time, he deserves that fifth star.

I concur with that assessment.
 
2012-11-14 01:41:04 PM

Rent Party: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Publikwerks: you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?

[www.historyguy.com image 652x599]

I don't think anyone involved was a 5-star...those things are super rare.

I think the point is that if he managed to bag the twins at the same time, he deserves that fifth star.

I concur with that assessment.


Hell, I say give him the even rarer 6th star.
 
2012-11-14 01:41:34 PM

you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?



Well, theres the 4 dead Gov't workers in Libya that were fighting their asses off to protect American nationals (iiirc they got 37 out to the airport) . No word if any of those were MILFS.

If you are banging the twins while this was going on.... then a few people might give you the thumbs up.

But I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the families of the dead CIA men and State Dept men are going to give it a thumbs down. But that's just me.

Your at understaffed CIA annex, under attack. Firing a heavy Machinegun at insurgents. You lase a target and are on the horn calling for support. You get through to CIA staff and they say Gen Petraeous is at a cocktail party and should not be disturbed because he has a chance to bang those two twin MILFs.

So your last thought as you get blown off the roof of the annex and fall onto one of the people you are trying to protect is " Man, I thought he was banging that inbed'd reporter chick from Iraq?"

Then you die because no one did come....

I don't know I see your point it's a close call....I could go either way.
 
2012-11-14 01:43:07 PM

netcentric: " Mrs Kelley, a 37-year-old Tampa socialite who hosted parties for the nation´s top brass, has been told today that she is no longer welcome at military HQ near her Florida home..."


It is a sad day when unpaid social liason milfs cannot just freely wander through the high echelons on military bases. What have we come to as a nation ?

What are they going to do there now, just military stuff?

....that's crazy


We could invade Grenada again as a distraction.
 
2012-11-14 01:43:10 PM

Rent Party: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Publikwerks: you are a puppet: What if it comes out that Petraeus banged both twins at the same time? Do we give him a pass on everything else?

[www.historyguy.com image 652x599]

I don't think anyone involved was a 5-star...those things are super rare.

I think the point is that if he managed to bag the twins at the same time, he deserves that fifth star.

I concur with that assessment.


Oooooooooh, I get it now, thanks for the heads up.

/I too concur with that assessment
 
2012-11-14 01:45:08 PM

NowhereMon: She sounds like most of the country club Republicans I know: living spectacularly beyond their means, up to their ears in debt, marital infidelity is the norm, and willing to do almost anything to keep up appearances. Permeating all of this is the attitude that they are better than the unwashed lower classes (even though their net worth is less than most people on welfare) and that the rules that apply to everyone else do not apply to them. To hobnob with public figure of note, a general or a politician is like a wet dream, a confirmation of the fantasy that they are someone.

Losers, all of them.

Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.


It appears that he is in the same crowd as those you just described only with a better PR team.
 
2012-11-14 01:49:08 PM
I want to bang every single one of these broads: the loonie toon twins and the five head. Broads this crazy have to dynamite in the sack.
 
2012-11-14 01:49:44 PM

boyvoyeur: toraque: Dammit, well, at the speed this mess is unraveling, I better come clean now before everyone hears about it on the news.

I was actually romantically involved with not only Broadwell and Kelley, but also with General Petraeus' bag-girl (kind of like a bagman for the mob, but she just carries cash from one fake charity to another) as well as recently outed Microsoft Exec Steven Sinofsky and his team of Hungarian Lavatory slaves. In addition, I served as part of the conduit passing messages from Allen (Paul Allen at Microsoft, not that other general dude) to his handlers in the Cirque del Soleil (who I believe are in fact a front for the International Monetary Fund) and handled instructions for his currency launderers in Zaire, Togo and Santa Fe. While I was never part of the actual conspiracy itself, I did receive a ceremonial back rub from a masked, naked Karl Rove and was instructed in the Hidden Secrets and told what was actually buried in Steve Job's tomb. I also baked a cake for Helen Thomas, but that was just for her birthday and wasn't really connected to anything else.

Wow, I really feel better after getting that off my chest.

At what point did you start farking Elmo?


I did not have sexual relations with Elmo or any other muppet.

That guy was into some freaky shiat, and I didn't want any part of it.
 
2012-11-14 01:50:02 PM
Evil Mackerel:We could invade Grenada again as a distraction.



That was a good deal. It's the only reason I can get into the American Legion.

Post 69. Named after some General
 
2012-11-14 01:51:40 PM
There should be some kind of firewall to separate military personel from grifters like these. Why are they handing out 'honorary ambassadorships' to whores that troll military bases?

It seems all it takes to get military secrets is to jump on a dick or two.
 
2012-11-14 01:55:20 PM

netcentric:
Well, theres the 4 dead Gov't workers in Libya that were fighting their asses off to protect American nationals (iiirc they got 37 out to the airport) . No word if any of those were MILFS.
If you are banging the twins while this was going on.... then a few people might give you the thumbs up.
But I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the families of the dead CIA men and State Dept men are going to give it a thumbs down. But that's just me.
Your at understaffed CIA annex, under attack. Firing a heavy Machinegun at insurgents. You lase a target and are on the horn calling for support. You get through to CIA staff and they say Gen Petraeous is at a cocktail party and should not be disturbed because he has a chance to bang those two twin MILFs.
So your last thought as you get blown off the roof of the annex and fall onto one of the people you are trying to protect is " Man, I thought he was banging that inbed'd reporter chick from Iraq?"
Then you die because no one did come....
I don't know I see your point it's a close call....I could go either way
.


BENGHAZI Drink!
 
2012-11-14 01:57:33 PM

Harry Freakstorm: There's still MILF Porn. She'll have to change her name though.


Nice nips.
 
2012-11-14 01:59:01 PM

CptnSpldng: factoryconnection: KatjaMouse: If you were to pitch this whole thing to a Hollywood exec he'd shoot you down as there's no way the audience could suspend their disbelief for it.

I just hope that when they make this into a movie, they go with hilarious Schadenfreude-spewing satire instead of Lifetime melodrama.

George Clooney as Patreaus?


I'd prefer Jack McBrayer play Petraeus...

media.screened.com
 
2012-11-14 02:00:45 PM
It is becoming increasingly clear why they chose to expose this mess right after rather than right before the election.
 
2012-11-14 02:01:32 PM

Max Awesome:
It seems all it takes to get military secrets is to jump on a dick or two.


It has never been any other way.

media.smithsonianmag.com

She not only used it to gain secrets, she used it to escape her fate, by marrying a Union Naval officer.
 
2012-11-14 02:04:54 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Beyond her hosting efforts, The Washington Post reports that, according to a military officer who served on Gen. Petraeus' staff, Kelley was a "'self-appointed' go-between for Central Command officers with Lebanese and other Middle Eastern government officials."

OK.. this is a bit disconcerting!

Why is this woman a liaison between CentCom and Mid East countries?


Middle-Eastern men like sluts?
 
2012-11-14 02:05:32 PM

bunner: While the origins of the seed money used to start the charity in 2007 are unclear, financial records reviewed by The Huffington Post reveal that the group spent all of its money not on research, but on parties, entertainment, travel and attorney fees.

Organized charities are what bored, rich women use to fund their social whirl.

Almost none of it ever goes to the needy.

You wanna help? See who needs help, find those motherf*ckers and hand them the sammiches, blankets and money in person. The odds of any other method working are slim.


Art Buchwald commented on this very phenomenon in a column I found in a collection of them published in 1963. This has been a fixture of "society" since mabel was a canoe. After atching the French Aristocracy lose thier heads for their tates in entrtaining, rich people all the world over adopted the "it's for Charity" fig leaf.
 
2012-11-14 02:06:09 PM

Mentat: Generation_D:

Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

It sounds like a lot of brass are palling around with these bimbos.


You know, during the Cold War people would be looking for a Soviet plot here, and bringing down a DCI would be a Big Farking Deal. Are y'all sure the petty little soap opera you're reading is the real truth? Or have things degenerated so much that the CIA can be beheaded by an airhead just because it can, to nobody's benefit?

Personally I blame the antisemites. Whenever things like this go down in America you know there has to be a jewhater in the woodpile somewhere, carrying big water if not pulling the strings. And it's always the case that somehow this will turn out to be bad for Israel, even if that's not really the whole point.

Is it any coincidence that, according to the Wikipedia article on her:

"Jill Kelley was born Gilberte Khawam on January 1, 1975. Kelley's family, which includes an identical twin sister, Natalie Khawam,[8] and a brother David Khawam,[9] are Lebanese-American Maronite Catholics who immigrated to the United States from Jounieh, Lebanon in the mid-1970s.[2]"

Lebanese Maronites: historical antisemites who had to pal around with Israel (and the CIA) in the late '70s & '80s because nobody else around there liked them, and always resented having to rely on Those People from deseperation. They even had to play ball on Syria's team a few times because Syria gave them no choice. But they're still powerful in the ruling classes of Lebanon and the region, a key strategic asset because of Lebanon's very useful coastline, and with all the current reshuffling of all the pinocle decks in the Middle East of course they've got to do all they can to keep straightening their kids' teeth and banging their Filipina maids. So it's hard to figure from here exactly what they could be up to, but strange clannish hill tribes like that are always up to something.

Keep in mind too that since the Assads' rise the Christian minorities in the area have been significant coalition partners for the Alawi "heretics," along with the Druze and the Shia: with their money and power the Maronites have a decisive role to play somehow. So you can count on it that somewhere in this scandal there's a Gemayel or a Chamoun with a very busy Gmail account.

Remember, you heard it here first!
 
2012-11-14 02:08:20 PM
SlothB77:

maybe the 'grant wishes to terminally ill adult cancer patients' was 'parties, entertainment, travel'?

And blowjobs. Dying people need those too.
 
2012-11-14 02:09:59 PM
CapeFearCadaver:

That's nice. Horrible people tend to congregate towards each other. Let's keep it that way, mmkay?

Hey! Howcum none of those horrible people congregate towards me? Ain't I bad enough for 'em?
 
2012-11-14 02:11:32 PM
basemetal:

I know several of those people.

Would you please introduce us? I'll pay a Finder's Fee! Or are you too busy milking them yourself?
 
2012-11-14 02:12:11 PM
hahaha this is the gift that keeps on giving. I see the Lebanese bimbo has been busted for trying to claim diplomatic immunity. Because she gave parties that she invited the military to? Apparently she thinks she's a real ambassador.

Oh yeah and the twin sister also owes huge amounts of money.
 
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