Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

She sounds like most of the country club Republicans I know: living spectacularly beyond their means, up to their ears in debt, marital infidelity is the norm, and willing to do almost anything to keep up appearances. Permeating all of this is the attitude that they are better than the unwashed lower classes (even though their net worth is less than most people on welfare) and that the rules that apply to everyone else do not apply to them. To hobnob with public figure of note, a general or a politician is like a wet dream, a confirmation of the fantasy that they are someone.

Losers, all of them.

Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.

NowhereMon: She sounds like most of the country club Republicans I know: living spectacularly beyond their means, up to their ears in debt, marital infidelity is the norm, and willing to do almost anything to keep up appearances. Permeating all of this is the attitude that they are better than the unwashed lower classes (even though their net worth is less than most people on welfare) and that the rules that apply to everyone else do not apply to them. To hobnob with public figure of note, a general or a politician is like a wet dream, a confirmation of the fantasy that they are someone.

Losers, all of them.

Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.

I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so you should take your trolling to the Broadwell Tab.

Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

According to the NYT, Jill and Scott Kelly treated the military guys to a lavish lifestyle, running up a huge debt in the process....

"The Kelleys were known for their lavish parties, with extravagant buffets, flowing Champagne, valet parking and cigars for guests from nearby MacDill Air Force Base"

"Records show that Ms. Kelley and her husband, a doctor, have been subject to a string of lawsuits over debts, according to a report in The Tampa Bay Times, which said the Kelleys owed a bank nearly $2.2 million, including attorney fees, on a building they own. They also ran a cancer charity, which appears to be defunct. A 2007 tax filing, the latest available, shows the charity raised $157,284 that year, but spent just $58,417 on program services..."

I don't have a violin small enough for these two.

The CIA wants to read my e-mail without a warrant but gets upset when their director gets caught having affairs via e-mail.

It's also hard for me to feel bad about a biatch being crazy getting busted by drawing attention to herself.

With winter just starting, they have one heck of a snowbal started

When are the lesbian sex tapes coming out?

If you were to pitch this whole thing to a Hollywood exec he'd shoot you down as there's no way the audience could suspend their disbelief for it.

This shiat never happened to Bond.

/James

NowhereMon: Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.

This will all make sense when it is revealed that Jill is actually a Madam. You think that military men want to go to parties in "high society" Tampa for the conversation?

I_C_Weener: And yet I can't get Top Secret clearance.

Exactly this.

I got all altruistic the other day after watching the hurricane cleanup and went over to USAJOBS to surf around. I found a motor vehicle operator job at FEMA that required the candidate to be able to perform janitorial skills, paid something like $17 bucks an hour, and required a Top Secret clearance.
Very funny and just another reason we're farked.

/I won't ever qualify for a clearance for various reasons, not the least of which is that I'm not an authoritarian follower.

Crazy narcissistic biatch, and probably so is Broadwell. You'd think that highly ranked military guys would have some training in avoiding people like this, but oh no, psychology is bullshiat--they're generals and they control the world. They have the weapons of mass destruction and the power to use them.

Well, they both just got a lesson in those little weapons of mass destruction--crazy people. Ruining everything, one person at a time. And then they (usually) just walk away.

/Why yes, I do have some trust issues

NowhereMon: She sounds like most of the country club Republicans I know: living spectacularly beyond their means, up to their ears in debt, marital infidelity is the norm, and willing to do almost anything to keep up appearances. Permeating all of this is the attitude that they are better than the unwashed lower classes (even though their net worth is less than most people on welfare) and that the rules that apply to everyone else do not apply to them. To hobnob with public figure of note, a general or a politician is like a wet dream, a confirmation of the fantasy that they are someone.

Losers, all of them.

Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.

How is it that you've come to know all this about these people?

Are you a psychic? A wizard?

O right you're just pulling shiat out your ass

It's pretty funny what the security & surveillance apparatus found when it was shoved up its own ass.

/At the highest levels of the military and secret government agencies, no less.

This story just keeps on going and going.

At what point does it topple the Washington Monument due to the fake cement scandal?

HotIgneous Intruder: required the candidate to be able to perform janitorial skills, paid something like $17 bucks an hour, and required a Top Secret clearance.

This type of job is for the moron ex-military office and worker brother in law of someone that manages the joint. Why look we only have one applicant for this job so we have to hire him!

factoryconnection: Magorn: Why not have had the ghost as the actual author?

In his own admission, he had neither the access nor the inclination to follow Petraeus around Kabul; he did his work, safe in his home office in Maryland. He's a professional writer, she's a professional soldier-cum-salesman happy to run around in a combat zone.

requoted for emphasis.

Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

Maybe we need to stop worshiping the military and start treating them as just another government employee.

jgilb: Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

Maybe we need to stop worshiping the military and start treating them as just another government employee.

Heresy!

lelio: HotIgneous Intruder: required the candidate to be able to perform janitorial skills, paid something like $17 bucks an hour, and required a Top Secret clearance.

This type of job is for the moron ex-military office and worker brother in law of someone that manages the joint. Why look we only have one applicant for this job so we have to hire him!

Exactly what I was thinking.
Dumb Cousin Earle who wiped down missiles in the Army has a good gubmint job for life now.

Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos

Bailiff: Leslie Harwell, how do you plead?
Harwell: I plead INSANITY!
Bailiff: Insanity???
Harwell: That's right, INSANITY! I'm just CRAZY about that stuff!

Judge: Mr. Harwell, this is not the first time you have appeared before this court on such a charge, and we must make sure you do not appear here again. Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!

This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Who the fark are these people? What the fark is this?

jgilb: Generation_D: Why is the head of our armed forces and CIA palling around with these bimbos.

How you act when no-one's looking tells a lot.

Maybe we need to stop worshiping the military and start treating them as just another government employee.

But they are HEROESSSSSSSS and are keeping us SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFEEEE!

lelio: NowhereMon: Petraeus should have known better than to get mixed up in all of that.

This will all make sense when it is revealed that Jill is actually a Madam. You think that military men want to go to parties in "high society" Tampa for the conversation?

Mind blown. That's farking it.

fluffy2097: I don't have a violin small enough for these two.

The CIA wants to read my e-mail without a warrant but gets upset when their director gets caught having affairs via e-mail.

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From what I understand Patreaus wasn't well liked at the CIA, so I don't think they are "upset" that he got caught.

One of the late night hosts actually had a joke about not having an affair when the spies you manage don't like you.

Rapmaster2000: Who the fark are these people? What the fark is this?

This chick ran an unpaid whorehouse for senior officers at McDill Air Force Base, CENTCOM Headquarters. Nothing to see here. There's a war on, you know. It's war time.

Diogenes: I think the most important question at this point is which one will Susan Lucci play?

Pretty sure George Wendt will play Mrs. Patreus

Hookers and spies.

Bank on it.

While the origins of the seed money used to start the charity in 2007 are unclear, financial records reviewed by The Huffington Post reveal that the group spent all of its money not on research, but on parties, entertainment, travel and attorney fees.

Organized charities are what bored, rich women use to fund their social whirl.

Almost none of it ever goes to the needy.

You wanna help? See who needs help, find those motherf*ckers and hand them the sammiches, blankets and money in person. The odds of any other method working are slim.