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(Network World)   Magician Teller among many hoodwinked by "piracy confession" dirty trick   (networkworld.com) divider line 15
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9147 clicks; posted to Geek » on 14 Nov 2012 at 9:27 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-14 09:33:07 AM
7 votes:
Well, I think Teller should speak up about this.
2012-11-14 11:40:49 AM
6 votes:
www.networkworld.com

If you look closely at your keyboard, you can see very fine wires attached to the keys. The bright light to either side makes them completely invisible when you look at them straight on. The "desk drawers" that you pulled out at the start of the tweet to show that they're empty are actually concealing a hollowed-out space at the back of the desk where an assistant is pulling on the wires that make the tweet. He can see the screen from that mirror on the opposite wall, so he knows what strings to pull.

Notice that the tweet only uses 19 different letters, plus the hash tag. That's so that one string can go to each of the assistant's fingers and does, in order for him to be able to type the tweet fast enough that you don't notice. He also needs a string to go to the shift key, for a total of 21 strings, which is why the assistant has to be male.
2012-11-14 09:33:27 AM
5 votes:
He's speechless
2012-11-14 10:57:17 AM
3 votes:
All the Tweets from Teller:
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2012-11-14 09:58:53 AM
2 votes:
Because it tells me to. #zootyzootzoot
2012-11-14 01:18:43 PM
1 votes:
... the victim, Teller, was unavailable for comment.
2012-11-14 12:40:29 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: I wonder what cars would look like if anyone could steal anyone elses car.


well. Mine would have some kind of device to prevent theft.

It would consist of a cylinder within a housing, with metal pins that prevent the cylinder from moving. You would insert a specially shaped piece of metal, to raise the pins, freeing the cylinder and allowing it to turn. Once you turn the cylinder in it's housing, you would be free to drive the car, but only the person with the special piece of metal could turn it.

/I'd call it a lock.
2012-11-14 11:19:55 AM
1 votes:

fluffy2097: RexTalionis: But then I thought better of it. I have not enough space to store 20 volumes.

Smart man, you really need a style manual more then a dictionary anyways.

"I don't have enough space to store 20 volumes."


I do not think my statement has any critical or glaring grammatical errors, though.
2012-11-14 11:01:58 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: But then I thought better of it. I have not enough space to store 20 volumes.


Smart man, you really need a style manual more then a dictionary anyways.

"I don't have enough space to store 20 volumes."
2012-11-14 10:24:11 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: RexTalionis: Gunderson: Well, I think Teller should speak up about this.

In the last couple of years, Teller's been breaking the no-speaking persona and has been talking a lot in public. Heck, he even spoke on the Magical Mystery Tour miniseries and on Nova Science Now.

He sounds exactly like I imagine him to sound.

He spoke in their 1989 film, "Penn and Teller Get Killed". As well as on a few of the "magic tricks" videos from the same era.


Illusions, tricks are what whores do for money.
2012-11-14 09:53:50 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: He sounds exactly like I imagine him to sound.


Like an elf?
2012-11-14 09:49:07 AM
1 votes:

swaxhog: [www.scientificamerican.com image 320x320]

What a Magician Teller may look like.


Oh, the Miser's Dream. That's a classic.
2012-11-14 09:47:04 AM
1 votes:
www.scientificamerican.com

What a Magician Teller may look like.
2012-11-14 09:44:32 AM
1 votes:

Gunderson: Well, I think Teller should speak up about this.


In the last couple of years, Teller's been breaking the no-speaking persona and has been talking a lot in public. Heck, he even spoke on the Magical Mystery Tour miniseries and on Nova Science Now.

He sounds exactly like I imagine him to sound.
2012-11-14 09:35:50 AM
1 votes:

Grither: People pay $50 for a goddamn dictionary app??!? What the fark is wrong with people!?


They're richer than you?
 
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