If you look closely at your keyboard, you can see very fine wires attached to the keys. The bright light to either side makes them completely invisible when you look at them straight on. The "desk drawers" that you pulled out at the start of the tweet to show that they're empty are actually concealing a hollowed-out space at the back of the desk where an assistant is pulling on the wires that make the tweet. He can see the screen from that mirror on the opposite wall, so he knows what strings to pull.

Notice that the tweet only uses 19 different letters, plus the hash tag. That's so that one string can go to each of the assistant's fingers and does, in order for him to be able to type the tweet fast enough that you don't notice. He also needs a string to go to the shift key, for a total of 21 strings, which is why the assistant has to be male.

fluffy2097: RexTalionis: But then I thought better of it. I have not enough space to store 20 volumes.

Smart man, you really need a style manual more then a dictionary anyways.

"I don't have enough space to store 20 volumes."

I do not think my statement has any critical or glaring grammatical errors, though.

I'm thinking this company may be staring down some really nasty lawsuits for "false light", Libel, aunthorized use of name and likeness, etc etc

I can imagine Twitter getting a bit peeved at this as well.

It will probably turn into a class action lawsuit where the victims will get a free ice cream from Dairy Queen with purchase of 8 banana splits while the lawyers get $20 million dollars.

untaken_name: RexTalionis: Gunderson: Well, I think Teller should speak up about this.

In the last couple of years, Teller's been breaking the no-speaking persona and has been talking a lot in public. Heck, he even spoke on the Magical Mystery Tour miniseries and on Nova Science Now.

He sounds exactly like I imagine him to sound.

He spoke in their 1989 film, "Penn and Teller Get Killed". As well as on a few of the "magic tricks" videos from the same era.

My family and I got to speak to him and Penn Jillette at the St. Louis airport when we were flying from Vegas in 2001 (a couple of weeks after 9/11, actually). Very nice guys, and my son, who was a big magic fan at the time, was obviously thrilled. They were on their way to DC, probably to speak to the Illuminati Council or whatever about terrorism.

midigod: Grither: WhippingBoy: They're richer than you?

B...b....but Google! Unless you're just saying they are also just too stupid to google words and need an app for that?

It's all about authority. The OED costs much more than any other dictionary, and there are many good reasons why. (Of course, I can't vouch for the authority of this app, I'm just answering your question.)

Very briefly, I thought about buying the printed OED for $1000 bucks.

But then I thought better of it. I have not enough space to store 20 volumes.

Gunderson: Well, I think Teller should speak up about this.

In the last couple of years, Teller's been breaking the no-speaking persona and has been talking a lot in public. Heck, he even spoke on the Magical Mystery Tour miniseries and on Nova Science Now.

He sounds exactly like I imagine him to sound.