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2012-11-14 11:59:42 PM  
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2012-11-15 12:03:37 AM  
I've never really understood the whole sacrificing virgins thing; wouldn't experienced, talented whores be a more valuable commodity than awkward clumsy virgins?

/Then again, I'm gay, so I what do I know? I assume it has to do with lady-parts in some fashion.
 
2012-11-15 05:49:52 AM  

Max Awesome: I've never really understood the whole sacrificing virgins thing; wouldn't experienced, talented whores be a more valuable commodity than awkward clumsy virgins?

/Then again, I'm gay, so I what do I know? I assume it has to do with lady-parts in some fashion.


Yes and no. It mainly comes from property rights. As in, if you fasrk a virgin, you can be sure that her child is yours, and should have some stake in your property--after legitimacy status, birth order, sex, and some other factors are weighed, that is.

Today, of course, we worry about STD's. Also, that your average slattern has a "blowed out pussy" as if that were how they worked.
 
2012-11-15 11:44:47 AM  

Sociopath: Also, that your average slattern has a "blowed out pussy" as if that were how they worked.


You say it's all "blowed out," but it was mad tight on me, dog.

/fishing in the city
 
2012-11-15 02:46:05 PM  

twfeline: Generation_D: And here I thought everyone spent a few years being fascinated with star charts and planetary phenomena. No?

If you're a girl, science has nothing to do with nail polish and talking on your cell phone, so why bother?
If you're a guy, science takes time away from sports, video games and watching girls on the internets, so screw it.


Don't worry, the European Commission has got you covered! What science might look like: Link
 
2012-11-15 03:19:22 PM  

ProfessorOhki: twfeline: Generation_D: And here I thought everyone spent a few years being fascinated with star charts and planetary phenomena. No?

If you're a girl, science has nothing to do with nail polish and talking on your cell phone, so why bother?
If you're a guy, science takes time away from sports, video games and watching girls on the internets, so screw it.

Don't worry, the European Commission has got you covered! What science might look like: Link


She blinded me with SCIENCE!
 
2012-11-15 03:55:40 PM  
ProfessorOhki:
Don't worry, the European Commission has got you covered! What science might look like: Link

o.m.f.g. Jennifer Aniston had it nailed in that science commercial that you could wash your hair with!!!1!
 
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