rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

What the Final Fantasy developers were on when they invented moogles and chocobos.

What Crystal Weed may just look like



/Hell I think I got a contact buzz just from posting that.

nmemkha: body politic? That's socialist!

Sekrit kneegrow MUZLIM socialist! Now with crystal weed!

Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."

dittybopper: Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution.

Nothing's legally impossible under the Constitution; it's got an amendment procedure. If you can get two-thirds of the House, and two-thirds of the Senate, and the majority of each house of the legislature in each of 38 states to approve, you can make it so the girl who turned you down for a date in high school actually has to, by law, let you take her into the backseat of your car and let you finger her.

And if some of the more stupid interpretations of quantum mechanics are true, there's actually a parallel universe where not only was such an amendment actually passed, but she was so impressed with your skill that she's decided to give you a blowjob every day for the rest of her life in gratitude.

Best evidence yet that pot use should be punished with the death penalty.

List was at exactly 420 signatures when I clicked.

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.

JonnyG: Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.

You spelled NORML wrong.

This is why we can't have nice things.

The grammar could use improvement.

you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.