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(White House)   Best evidence yet that no one at the White House is screening these petitions   (petitions.whitehouse.gov) divider line 22
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2012-11-14 09:40:38 AM
3 votes:

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


keep in mind, there is only ONE type of person that makes broad, sweeping assumptions about people because they do something he/she doesn't like. 

/ My God! It's full of chrys!
2012-11-14 08:28:29 AM
3 votes:
Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.
2012-11-14 08:26:48 AM
3 votes:
This is why we can't have nice things.
2012-11-14 09:41:51 AM
2 votes:
The White House handles these petitions in the same way that the Post Office handles letters addressed to:

Santa Claus
North Pole



/Suck it, peasant
2012-11-14 08:23:50 AM
2 votes:
It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.
2012-11-14 08:23:34 AM
2 votes:
I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.
2012-11-14 01:16:01 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


Generalizations, the discussion points of mental midgets.
2012-11-14 10:00:42 AM
1 votes:

Milk D: In other news, over 650K signatures are on petitions for states to Secede from the Union.


Too bad they are from the same people on every state petition. Only those who live in the state should be able to petition to secede.
2012-11-14 09:38:45 AM
1 votes:
They removed it.
2012-11-14 09:34:34 AM
1 votes:
Best evidence yet that pot use should be punished with the death penalty.
2012-11-14 09:09:11 AM
1 votes:
Actually, I'm more excited about the petition for the Prez to attend a Fark.com party.
2012-11-14 09:01:09 AM
1 votes:
^in case it's gone later....
2012-11-14 09:00:18 AM
1 votes:
http://imgur.com/fSgh8
2012-11-14 08:41:33 AM
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.


If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution. And we should all remember what happened to the last group that wanted to secede...
2012-11-14 08:37:56 AM
1 votes:
www.thcfinder.com
2012-11-14 08:37:26 AM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

2012-11-14 08:37:13 AM
1 votes:

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*


This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?
2012-11-14 08:30:18 AM
1 votes:
The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*
2012-11-14 08:26:30 AM
1 votes:

Kerubim: you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.


And oppress Freedom of Speech? Really?
2012-11-14 08:22:25 AM
1 votes:
you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.
2012-11-14 08:21:24 AM
1 votes:
I'm surprised there's no profanity check for the things.
2012-11-14 08:21:03 AM
1 votes:
i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures
 
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