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2012-11-14 08:21:03 AM
i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures
 
2012-11-14 08:21:15 AM
Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."
 
2012-11-14 08:21:24 AM
I'm surprised there's no profanity check for the things.
 
2012-11-14 08:22:14 AM
charlestonrugby.com
 
2012-11-14 08:22:25 AM
you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.
 
2012-11-14 08:23:34 AM
I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.
 
2012-11-14 08:23:50 AM
It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.
 
2012-11-14 08:25:19 AM

bunner: It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.


body politic? That's socialist!
 
2012-11-14 08:26:03 AM
The grammar could use improvement.
 
2012-11-14 08:26:30 AM

Kerubim: you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.


And oppress Freedom of Speech? Really?
 
2012-11-14 08:26:37 AM

nmemkha: body politic? That's socialist!


Sekrit kneegrow MUZLIM socialist! Now with crystal weed!
 
2012-11-14 08:26:41 AM
Yeah that one seems legit. **I know womeone really wrote it but that is just so trolly)
 
2012-11-14 08:26:48 AM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-11-14 08:26:57 AM
Fantastic. Leave it up.
 
2012-11-14 08:27:20 AM
This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...
 
2012-11-14 08:27:30 AM

bunner: It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.


The body politic needs its collective mouths washed out..
 
2012-11-14 08:28:29 AM
Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.
 
2012-11-14 08:28:48 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.


Not long now. In the mean time, the FBI apparently doesn't have much to do besides look into catfights between whores and send shirtless photos to said whores. I would think you'd have to be high to give them something to do.
 
2012-11-14 08:30:18 AM
The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*
 
2012-11-14 08:30:37 AM

abhorrent1: Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."


This. It reminds me of the time around ten years ago (I think) where you could create a .mil account for a brief moment in time, so long as you had a US-based IP. Some idiots took advantage of the brief lapse and used the generated .mil email address to harass people via email. For teh lulz, of course.

I'm not saying this is the same level, but if you're going to fark around online, why would you choose the people that can most effectively find and punish you as your target?
 
2012-11-14 08:30:47 AM
btw what the hell is crystal weed?
 
2012-11-14 08:31:46 AM

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


What the Final Fantasy developers were on when they invented moogles and chocobos.
 
2012-11-14 08:31:58 AM
And now the dimwit has given them his IP address... if he's not in a state that legalizes it, there won't be anyone on his side when they come and tase him for brandishing cheetos before locking him up
 
2012-11-14 08:32:18 AM
What Crystal Weed may just look like

25.media.tumblr.com

/Hell I think I got a contact buzz just from posting that.
 
2012-11-14 08:32:19 AM
Remember when Twitter overthrew Iran? Yeah, the White House does too.

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

MOTHERFARKING AWESOME IS WHAT IT IS
 
2012-11-14 08:33:37 AM

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

www.marijuanastrains.com
 
2012-11-14 08:34:53 AM

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*


LOL dude said ass scratchers
 
2012-11-14 08:36:14 AM
You know, we probably should get it up to 25,000 votes. It couldn't get an answer any less inane than the one to ban the TSA or to legalize weed.
 
2012-11-14 08:36:56 AM

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


www.hotflick.net

Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Butt-naked.
Ill.
Sherms.
Dust.
PCP.
Primos.
P-Dog.
 
2012-11-14 08:37:13 AM

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*


This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?
 
2012-11-14 08:37:16 AM
I think I found that guy's (nsfw language) youtube account
 
2012-11-14 08:37:26 AM

bungle_jr: i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

 
2012-11-14 08:37:36 AM
How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?
 
2012-11-14 08:37:42 AM
lulz
 
2012-11-14 08:37:56 AM
www.thcfinder.com
 
2012-11-14 08:38:00 AM

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]


thanks
 
2012-11-14 08:39:17 AM
Finally a Job Creation focused petition!

(See links below insane ramblings)
 
2012-11-14 08:39:21 AM

farker99: How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?


/b/.
 
2012-11-14 08:40:30 AM

dittybopper: This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?


It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions. Please wait until after lunch to roll your eyes at me.
 
2012-11-14 08:41:28 AM
Yup. I'm gonna be giggling about this all f*cking day.

I'm so f*cking immature...

/haha BALLS
 
2012-11-14 08:41:33 AM

Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.


If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution. And we should all remember what happened to the last group that wanted to secede...
 
2012-11-14 08:42:08 AM
Holla holla get dolla.
 
2012-11-14 08:43:29 AM

bunner: It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions.


It's never too early for the ass-insertions of broads, even if they are sweeping.
 
2012-11-14 08:49:54 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.


The terrorists have won.
 
2012-11-14 08:50:03 AM
Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.
 
2012-11-14 08:52:49 AM
You know? You never see A. Gorilla signing these petitions. You would think he'd be ready to support every one of these.
 
2012-11-14 08:54:19 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

He's in the phone book!
 
2012-11-14 08:54:50 AM
Well I dunno about you guys, but I think we should implement this fine citizens plans.
 
2012-11-14 08:56:18 AM

JonnyG: Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.


You spelled NORML wrong.
 
2012-11-14 09:00:18 AM
http://imgur.com/fSgh8
 
2012-11-14 09:01:09 AM
^in case it's gone later....
 
2012-11-14 09:02:33 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 09:04:20 AM

dittybopper:
It's never too early for the ass-insertions of broads, even if they are sweeping.


Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
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2012-11-14 09:05:44 AM
I predict the signatures will top out at 420
 
2012-11-14 09:08:40 AM

elementcircle: This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...


Amazing talent...you can tell someones political leaning just from where a post comes from.
i.chzbgr.com
Are you a wizard?
 
2012-11-14 09:09:11 AM
Actually, I'm more excited about the petition for the Prez to attend a Fark.com party.
 
2012-11-14 09:09:50 AM

elementcircle: This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...


Based on my visits to Waco and the people I've met that are from there, I would say that it's very likely the author really does love his crystal weed. That city is a shiathole.
 
2012-11-14 09:11:18 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

 
2012-11-14 09:12:04 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.


If they didn't kill it when these secession things started, I don't know when.
 
2012-11-14 09:12:38 AM
 
2012-11-14 09:19:40 AM
Well, duh. This program is nothing more than marketing. The election is over and this has no further value to the president.
 
2012-11-14 09:22:33 AM

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]


I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.
 
2012-11-14 09:23:42 AM
Exactly 420 signatures when I checked it.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24971197/Screenshot%20%281%29.png
 
2012-11-14 09:24:46 AM
List was at exactly 420 signatures when I clicked.
 
2012-11-14 09:25:31 AM
John P has a right to write a petition like that.
We have a right to laugh at him.

Free speech FTW. I love this country.
 
2012-11-14 09:26:29 AM
Effects of really good weed
Brian and Steve go to the doc for 'eye-ball headaches' to get medical marijuana.

Brian: What is this stuff? It's called 'Indo'
Steve: That must mean it's really weak, right? It's for cancer patients, and they're week, so the weed must be too.
Brian: Right, we should smoke a lot of it, really fast.
 
2012-11-14 09:26:40 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 09:33:43 AM
While you can' sign this petition, there may be other petitions on We the People on a similar issue that you'd like to add your name to. Or, you can create your own petition.

Yes We Can' Typo!
 
2012-11-14 09:34:34 AM
Best evidence yet that pot use should be punished with the death penalty.
 
2012-11-14 09:38:40 AM
Damn I missed the 420 signature.....

/smokes a sh*t ton of weed.
//high right now
///I want a banana bacon sandwich
 
2012-11-14 09:38:45 AM
They removed it.
 
2012-11-14 09:39:14 AM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


I looked it up on google.
 
2012-11-14 09:40:38 AM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


keep in mind, there is only ONE type of person that makes broad, sweeping assumptions about people because they do something he/she doesn't like. 

/ My God! It's full of chrys!
 
2012-11-14 09:41:51 AM
The White House handles these petitions in the same way that the Post Office handles letters addressed to:

Santa Claus
North Pole



/Suck it, peasant
 
2012-11-14 09:42:28 AM
Too late. It's been pulled. The moderator has arrived in the office.
 
2012-11-14 09:43:43 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 208x154]

He's in the phone book!


Getty Lee
 
2012-11-14 09:45:39 AM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


no one has ADHD. proof is you take away their "medicine". and they STiLL exist. therefore they don't have an illness

take away a fat persons insulin and they die
 
2012-11-14 09:46:52 AM

lenfromak: Too late. It's been pulled. The moderator has arrived in the office.



I still have it open in another tab.

Screen shots, anyone?
 
2012-11-14 09:49:49 AM
In other news, over 650K signatures are on petitions for states to Secede from the Union.
 
2012-11-14 09:50:42 AM
we didn't know what we had till it was gone.

/paradise was paved.
//parking lot.

hate that song.
 
2012-11-14 10:00:42 AM

Milk D: In other news, over 650K signatures are on petitions for states to Secede from the Union.


Too bad they are from the same people on every state petition. Only those who live in the state should be able to petition to secede.
 
2012-11-14 10:01:02 AM
so, why is the word "new" capitalized on almost all of the secession petitions?
 
2012-11-14 10:02:02 AM

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]


Wow.

I've never smoked that but smoked plenty of white widow in Amsterdam. It is the balls.
 
2012-11-14 10:51:36 AM
the moderators have removed it.
 
2012-11-14 11:16:03 AM
Obomba put the kibosh on that bull stew
 
2012-11-14 11:25:09 AM
So the White House page is turning into the new Fark?
 
2012-11-14 11:27:54 AM

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


For one it's farking weed, crystal farking weed. Everyone loves farking weed and crystal is the best kind you can get... Uh, err. It's meth, crystal farking weed is meth.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:13 PM
So the White House removed it, and I'm glad they removed it, because it was wrong and stupid being up there.
Whoever posted it was a moron and made everyone else look bad (you'redoingitwrong.jpg) - get the idea?
And while I don't have a problem with legalizing weed, I do have a problem with legalizing meth. So extra points for taking the shiat down.
 
2012-11-14 01:12:43 PM
Thanks for your interest in We the People, a new tool on WhiteHouse.gov that allows all Americans to ask the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country.

The petition you are trying to access has been removed from the site under our Moderation Policy because it is in violation of our Terms of Participation.

While you can' sign this petition, there may be other petitions on We the People on a similar issue that you'd like to add your name to. Or, you can create your own petition.


/it be gone
 
2012-11-14 01:16:01 PM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


Generalizations, the discussion points of mental midgets.
 
2012-11-14 01:23:00 PM

dittybopper: Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution.


Nothing's legally impossible under the Constitution; it's got an amendment procedure. If you can get two-thirds of the House, and two-thirds of the Senate, and the majority of each house of the legislature in each of 38 states to approve, you can make it so the girl who turned you down for a date in high school actually has to, by law, let you take her into the backseat of your car and let you finger her.

And if some of the more stupid interpretations of quantum mechanics are true, there's actually a parallel universe where not only was such an amendment actually passed, but she was so impressed with your skill that she's decided to give you a blowjob every day for the rest of her life in gratitude.
 
2012-11-14 02:16:45 PM
Fark party is up to 692 now.
 
2012-11-14 06:07:34 PM

NicoFinn: Actually, I'm more excited about the petition for the Prez to attend a Fark.com party.


I created n account just to sign that one
 
2012-11-14 09:09:39 PM

Marine1: Mars by December 31st, 2019

Sign it.


Really? Can we please stop being such pathetic asshats? Whoever wrote this one should be the one taken to Mars...and left there. I love the "deadline" that was meticulously pulled out of thin air. And to think that this person actually wasted the time to write this, believing that there are even 100 people that share this lunacy.

/the Fark party petition is just as retarded and only shames the people of this website even more
//everyone needs to collectively climb out of Drew's ass
 
2012-11-14 09:36:35 PM
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/assign-moderator-whitehouseg ov-clean-and-remove-obvious-fakeprofaneinsane-petitions/63XzlD7D

This is the one that NEEDS to be signed.
 
2012-11-14 09:42:04 PM
Link


Better. Sorry.
 
2012-11-15 07:24:33 PM
I see people from Georgia obviously can't figure out how to use "search".
 
2012-11-15 07:27:42 PM
Why are people from bumf**k Georgia, Arizona and Idaho signing the petition for MY STATE to secede?
 
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