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2012-11-14 09:01:09 AM
^in case it's gone later....
 
2012-11-14 09:02:33 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 09:04:20 AM

dittybopper:
It's never too early for the ass-insertions of broads, even if they are sweeping.


Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
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2012-11-14 09:05:44 AM
I predict the signatures will top out at 420
 
2012-11-14 09:08:40 AM

elementcircle: This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...


Amazing talent...you can tell someones political leaning just from where a post comes from.
i.chzbgr.com
Are you a wizard?
 
2012-11-14 09:09:11 AM
Actually, I'm more excited about the petition for the Prez to attend a Fark.com party.
 
2012-11-14 09:09:50 AM

elementcircle: This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...


Based on my visits to Waco and the people I've met that are from there, I would say that it's very likely the author really does love his crystal weed. That city is a shiathole.
 
2012-11-14 09:11:18 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

 
2012-11-14 09:12:04 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.


If they didn't kill it when these secession things started, I don't know when.
 
2012-11-14 09:12:38 AM
 
2012-11-14 09:19:40 AM
Well, duh. This program is nothing more than marketing. The election is over and this has no further value to the president.
 
2012-11-14 09:22:33 AM

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]


I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.
 
2012-11-14 09:23:42 AM
Exactly 420 signatures when I checked it.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24971197/Screenshot%20%281%29.png
 
2012-11-14 09:24:46 AM
List was at exactly 420 signatures when I clicked.
 
2012-11-14 09:25:31 AM
John P has a right to write a petition like that.
We have a right to laugh at him.

Free speech FTW. I love this country.
 
2012-11-14 09:26:29 AM
Effects of really good weed
Brian and Steve go to the doc for 'eye-ball headaches' to get medical marijuana.

Brian: What is this stuff? It's called 'Indo'
Steve: That must mean it's really weak, right? It's for cancer patients, and they're week, so the weed must be too.
Brian: Right, we should smoke a lot of it, really fast.
 
2012-11-14 09:26:40 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 09:33:43 AM
While you can' sign this petition, there may be other petitions on We the People on a similar issue that you'd like to add your name to. Or, you can create your own petition.

Yes We Can' Typo!
 
2012-11-14 09:34:34 AM
Best evidence yet that pot use should be punished with the death penalty.
 
2012-11-14 09:38:40 AM
Damn I missed the 420 signature.....

/smokes a sh*t ton of weed.
//high right now
///I want a banana bacon sandwich
 
2012-11-14 09:38:45 AM
They removed it.
 
2012-11-14 09:39:14 AM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


I looked it up on google.
 
2012-11-14 09:40:38 AM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


keep in mind, there is only ONE type of person that makes broad, sweeping assumptions about people because they do something he/she doesn't like. 

/ My God! It's full of chrys!
 
2012-11-14 09:41:51 AM
The White House handles these petitions in the same way that the Post Office handles letters addressed to:

Santa Claus
North Pole



/Suck it, peasant
 
2012-11-14 09:42:28 AM
Too late. It's been pulled. The moderator has arrived in the office.
 
2012-11-14 09:43:43 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 208x154]

He's in the phone book!


Getty Lee
 
2012-11-14 09:45:39 AM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


no one has ADHD. proof is you take away their "medicine". and they STiLL exist. therefore they don't have an illness

take away a fat persons insulin and they die
 
2012-11-14 09:46:52 AM

lenfromak: Too late. It's been pulled. The moderator has arrived in the office.



I still have it open in another tab.

Screen shots, anyone?
 
2012-11-14 09:49:49 AM
In other news, over 650K signatures are on petitions for states to Secede from the Union.
 
2012-11-14 09:50:42 AM
we didn't know what we had till it was gone.

/paradise was paved.
//parking lot.

hate that song.
 
2012-11-14 10:00:42 AM

Milk D: In other news, over 650K signatures are on petitions for states to Secede from the Union.


Too bad they are from the same people on every state petition. Only those who live in the state should be able to petition to secede.
 
2012-11-14 10:01:02 AM
so, why is the word "new" capitalized on almost all of the secession petitions?
 
2012-11-14 10:02:02 AM

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]


Wow.

I've never smoked that but smoked plenty of white widow in Amsterdam. It is the balls.
 
2012-11-14 10:51:36 AM
the moderators have removed it.
 
2012-11-14 11:16:03 AM
Obomba put the kibosh on that bull stew
 
2012-11-14 11:25:09 AM
So the White House page is turning into the new Fark?
 
2012-11-14 11:27:54 AM

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


For one it's farking weed, crystal farking weed. Everyone loves farking weed and crystal is the best kind you can get... Uh, err. It's meth, crystal farking weed is meth.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:13 PM
So the White House removed it, and I'm glad they removed it, because it was wrong and stupid being up there.
Whoever posted it was a moron and made everyone else look bad (you'redoingitwrong.jpg) - get the idea?
And while I don't have a problem with legalizing weed, I do have a problem with legalizing meth. So extra points for taking the shiat down.
 
2012-11-14 01:12:43 PM
Thanks for your interest in We the People, a new tool on WhiteHouse.gov that allows all Americans to ask the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country.

The petition you are trying to access has been removed from the site under our Moderation Policy because it is in violation of our Terms of Participation.

While you can' sign this petition, there may be other petitions on We the People on a similar issue that you'd like to add your name to. Or, you can create your own petition.


/it be gone
 
2012-11-14 01:16:01 PM

hdhale: bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]

I'm impressed that you know that, and yet feel sorry for you that you do.

Keep this in mind: three kinds of people smoke weed. People who puff on a joint at parties and think they are the shiat (they aren't), people who are a worthless pile of shiat, and people who legitimately need it, probably because they are so ADHD they need something to take the edge off to function. Be careful out there.


Generalizations, the discussion points of mental midgets.
 
2012-11-14 01:23:00 PM

dittybopper: Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution.


Nothing's legally impossible under the Constitution; it's got an amendment procedure. If you can get two-thirds of the House, and two-thirds of the Senate, and the majority of each house of the legislature in each of 38 states to approve, you can make it so the girl who turned you down for a date in high school actually has to, by law, let you take her into the backseat of your car and let you finger her.

And if some of the more stupid interpretations of quantum mechanics are true, there's actually a parallel universe where not only was such an amendment actually passed, but she was so impressed with your skill that she's decided to give you a blowjob every day for the rest of her life in gratitude.
 
2012-11-14 02:16:45 PM
Fark party is up to 692 now.
 
2012-11-14 06:07:34 PM

NicoFinn: Actually, I'm more excited about the petition for the Prez to attend a Fark.com party.


I created n account just to sign that one
 
2012-11-14 09:09:39 PM

Marine1: Mars by December 31st, 2019

Sign it.


Really? Can we please stop being such pathetic asshats? Whoever wrote this one should be the one taken to Mars...and left there. I love the "deadline" that was meticulously pulled out of thin air. And to think that this person actually wasted the time to write this, believing that there are even 100 people that share this lunacy.

/the Fark party petition is just as retarded and only shames the people of this website even more
//everyone needs to collectively climb out of Drew's ass
 
2012-11-14 09:36:35 PM
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/assign-moderator-whitehouseg ov-clean-and-remove-obvious-fakeprofaneinsane-petitions/63XzlD7D

This is the one that NEEDS to be signed.
 
2012-11-14 09:42:04 PM
Link


Better. Sorry.
 
2012-11-15 07:24:33 PM
I see people from Georgia obviously can't figure out how to use "search".
 
2012-11-15 07:27:42 PM
Why are people from bumf**k Georgia, Arizona and Idaho signing the petition for MY STATE to secede?
 
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