i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."

I'm surprised there's no profanity check for the things.

you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.

I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.

The grammar could use improvement.

nmemkha: body politic? That's socialist!

Sekrit kneegrow MUZLIM socialist! Now with crystal weed!

Yeah that one seems legit. **I know womeone really wrote it but that is just so trolly)

This is why we can't have nice things.

Fantastic. Leave it up.

This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...

Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

Not long now. In the mean time, the FBI apparently doesn't have much to do besides look into catfights between whores and send shirtless photos to said whores. I would think you'd have to be high to give them something to do.

The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*

abhorrent1: Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."

This. It reminds me of the time around ten years ago (I think) where you could create a .mil account for a brief moment in time, so long as you had a US-based IP. Some idiots took advantage of the brief lapse and used the generated .mil email address to harass people via email. For teh lulz, of course.

I'm not saying this is the same level, but if you're going to fark around online, why would you choose the people that can most effectively find and punish you as your target?

btw what the hell is crystal weed?

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

What the Final Fantasy developers were on when they invented moogles and chocobos.

And now the dimwit has given them his IP address... if he's not in a state that legalizes it, there won't be anyone on his side when they come and tase him for brandishing cheetos before locking him up

What Crystal Weed may just look like



/Hell I think I got a contact buzz just from posting that.

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*

LOL dude said ass scratchers

I think I found that guy's (nsfw language) youtube account

bungle_jr: i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

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thanks

Finally a Job Creation focused petition!

(See links below insane ramblings)

dittybopper: This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?

It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions. Please wait until after lunch to roll your eyes at me.

Holla holla get dolla.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

The terrorists have won.

Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.

JonnyG: Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.

You spelled NORML wrong.

http://imgur.com/fSgh8