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(Washington Post)   Washington Post forecasts up to 20 inches of snow for DC region. EVERYBODY PANI... oh, it's over the entire winter snow season?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 3
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2012-11-14 10:15:55 AM
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Pocket Ninja: Uhhhh...subby? A quarter inch of snow will bring the Washington DC region to its knees for almost a full day, empty grocery stores of milk, toilet paper, and bread, and cause dangerous runs on both gas stations and banks. Twenty inches of snow over the entire season, even spread out in quarter-inch increments, represents a three-month era of darkness that may cause the end of NOVA as we know it. Society may break down; cul-de-sacs will form into warring tribes. This is a grim future we speak of, and I would suggest that you not belittle it.


"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your food, the Metro Smartrip card, and the whole apartment, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
2012-11-14 09:49:10 AM
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Pocket Ninja: Uhhhh...subby? A quarter inch of snow will bring the Washington DC region to its knees for almost a full day, empty grocery stores of milk, toilet paper, and bread, and cause dangerous runs on both gas stations and banks. Twenty inches of snow over the entire season, even spread out in quarter-inch increments, represents a three-month era of darkness that may cause the end of NOVA as we know it. Society may break down; cul-de-sacs will form into warring tribes. This is a grim future we speak of, and I would suggest that you not belittle it.


PN,
You must live here....if the guys on WTOP even says (*"snow"*) on the radio, folks start doing 360s on the beltway on dry pavement on a sunny day.
2012-11-14 09:10:20 AM
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Uhhhh...subby? A quarter inch of snow will bring the Washington DC region to its knees for almost a full day, empty grocery stores of milk, toilet paper, and bread, and cause dangerous runs on both gas stations and banks. Twenty inches of snow over the entire season, even spread out in quarter-inch increments, represents a three-month era of darkness that may cause the end of NOVA as we know it. Society may break down; cul-de-sacs will form into warring tribes. This is a grim future we speak of, and I would suggest that you not belittle it.
 
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