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(The Scottish Sun)   It's a little intimidating when you're just breaking into Hollywood and your first all-nude sex scene is opposite Scarlett Johansson   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-11-14 09:58:06 AM
5 votes:
img832.imageshack.us
2012-11-14 07:11:12 AM
3 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

"I was stood there completely naked in front of Scarlett and all I was worrying about was how it would embarrass my son." 

If he inherited those ears, I'm sure this isn't going to change things much
2012-11-14 06:40:11 AM
3 votes:
I bet he can hear cancer.
2012-11-14 11:27:21 AM
2 votes:

Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?


He said, You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...
2012-11-14 10:10:05 AM
2 votes:

Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?


Nothing much, because they can hear everything.
2012-11-14 08:53:38 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.


Before shooting the scene I think I'd tell her "I apologize if I get an erection and I apologize if I don't."
2012-11-14 06:48:25 AM
2 votes:
I'd be afraid of making a boner.
2012-11-15 12:33:07 PM
1 votes:
He was very nervous, until a little mouse in a band uniform gave him a magic feather to give him the courage to fake-fark Scarlett.
2012-11-14 02:51:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm all ears.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-14 02:26:37 PM
1 votes:
Hope that guy doesn't get caught in a strong wind.
2012-11-14 12:56:50 PM
1 votes:
Just put a bucket in front of me for the first few dozen takes.
2012-11-14 12:11:54 PM
1 votes:
"Scarlett was great. She's a marvellous girl. She said my timing was really good."

My timing would have been about 30 seconds before spooging on her leg.
2012-11-14 11:19:57 AM
1 votes:
www.dailyactor.com 
www.topnews.in

Separated at birth?
2012-11-14 10:20:08 AM
1 votes:

Girion47: Leader O'Cola: another movie where she doesn't get nekkid?

meh

apparently she tried getting naked in The Island and the director wouldn't let her.


The fark? What asshole directed that movie? *checks IMDB* Oh, Michael Bay... once again you disappoint me beyond words.
2012-11-14 09:32:27 AM
1 votes:

JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


She'd have a couple of good handles if she wanted to "hold her licker."
2012-11-14 09:18:51 AM
1 votes:
I would make a mess of the scene.
2012-11-14 09:07:09 AM
1 votes:

JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


Prince of Wales?
2012-11-14 08:52:36 AM
1 votes:
You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...
2012-11-14 07:49:25 AM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Maybe she will feel obligated to return the favor in private. Dumbo can dream....


Speaking as a representative of large eared people, she can do better
2012-11-14 07:15:17 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Subject, verb, subject, boob, noun, noun, preposition, Scarlett Johansson.


That's how my brain scans every headline in the Entertainment tab. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
2012-11-14 07:09:43 AM
1 votes:
I'd insist on a lot of rehearsals. A LOT of rehearsals.
2012-11-14 07:04:49 AM
1 votes:
Subject, verb, subject, boob, noun, noun, preposition, Scarlett Johansson.
2012-11-14 06:57:34 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.


I'm sure he rose for the ocassion.

/I am SO jealous.
 
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