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(The Scottish Sun)   It's a little intimidating when you're just breaking into Hollywood and your first all-nude sex scene is opposite Scarlett Johansson   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 79
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2012-11-14 10:20:08 AM

Girion47: Leader O'Cola: another movie where she doesn't get nekkid?

meh

apparently she tried getting naked in The Island and the director wouldn't let her.


The fark? What asshole directed that movie? *checks IMDB* Oh, Michael Bay... once again you disappoint me beyond words.
 
2012-11-14 10:23:48 AM
In the movie - filmed partly in Scotland - Paul is intent on seducing Scarlett's character Isserley.

But he only realises she is an alien maneater hungry for human flesh once it gets to the steamy scene.


I hate it when that happens.
 
2012-11-14 10:24:16 AM
FTA: She said my timing was really good

that's the female equivilant of "she's got a great personality"
 
2012-11-14 10:25:49 AM
They should have just had sex right away. Then all the awkwardness would be behind them. At least, that's what I would have told her.
 
2012-11-14 10:26:59 AM

Neondistraction: Girion47: Leader O'Cola: another movie where she doesn't get nekkid?

meh

apparently she tried getting naked in The Island and the director wouldn't let her.

The fark? What asshole directed that movie? *checks IMDB* Oh, Michael Bay... once again you disappoint me beyond words.


Her only naked shots were pillaged from her cell phone. GIS will bring you a view of the booty
 
2012-11-14 10:37:07 AM

JosephFinn: Jizz Master Zero: Okay, yes, it's another opportunity to try to get Scarlett Johansson naked and that's awesome and all, so I don't even need to delve into this. What's bugged me about this movie is that...

In the movie - filmed partly in Scotland - Paul is intent on seducing Scarlett's character Isserley. But he only realises she is an alien maneater hungry for human flesh once it gets to the steamy scene.

I've seen this movie before.

Aw hell, who am I kidding? If they make good on the Scarlett nakie I'll just forget what the hell I'm watching anyway.

If it's halfway like the novel, the movie is a completely different thing form Species. It's a deeply creepy, sad read.


Huh, I didn't even know it was based on a book. Just from what little I've read in the last few minutes it is completely different, which is why if baffles me that the production company hasn't released anything more compelling than, "Alien seduces and kills men." Looks like I've got me a book to go buy.
 
2012-11-14 11:01:51 AM
F*ck off with your "topless" or "totally nude".

Here's a lesson, every time those words are used, the person is covered by a blanket, balloons, pillars, anything.

OooooOOOoohhh, she's TOTALLY NAKED HELLZ YEAH. ....but you can't see anything. I'm so sick of that sh*t.

Wow, we'll get to see her nude back as she simulates mating. Fantastic.

/dnrtfa
//would love to be proved wrong
 
2012-11-14 11:19:57 AM
www.dailyactor.com 
www.topnews.in

Separated at birth?
 
2012-11-14 11:27:21 AM

Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?


He said, You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...
 
2012-11-14 11:31:59 AM

midigod: Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?

He said, You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


*chortle*
 
2012-11-14 11:39:29 AM
No pics of the relevant subject?

/This must be a gay thread.
//Are you all gay?
//Damn.
 
2012-11-14 11:42:02 AM
Yeah, I'd embarrass myself all over those jugs.
 
2012-11-14 12:11:54 PM
"Scarlett was great. She's a marvellous girl. She said my timing was really good."

My timing would have been about 30 seconds before spooging on her leg.
 
2012-11-14 12:14:21 PM

midigod: Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?

He said, You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


HAHA.... nice.
 
2012-11-14 12:42:20 PM
Yeah, I'd freak out as well.

Because I might destroy her with my gargantuan penis!

... Ok, really, I'd freak the fark out, thinking that she's either laughing inside, or actually pointing & laughing at me :C.
 
2012-11-14 12:56:50 PM
Just put a bucket in front of me for the first few dozen takes.
 
2012-11-14 01:04:15 PM
I would [superhuman feat of self debasement] just to [proximity to tangential object] that [some degree of separation] her [undergarment of choice.]

Fill in the blanks. I'm game.

On another note, I have an actor friend that has been in the same room with her. He says her ass is everything you imagine it to be. And I believe him.
 
2012-11-14 01:49:11 PM
remember, you're all-nude w Scarlett and a roomful of dudes with film equipment.
 
2012-11-14 02:26:37 PM
Hope that guy doesn't get caught in a strong wind.
 
2012-11-14 02:51:57 PM
I'm all ears.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-14 02:54:50 PM

devilEther: remember, you're all-nude w Scarlett and a roomful of dudes with film equipment.


go on...
 
2012-11-14 03:32:17 PM

boyvoyeur: [img832.imageshack.us image 500x346]


It's a pleat.
 
2012-11-14 03:35:55 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Twist: He was nude and she was fully clothed.


He's doing it wrong. In my first major motion picture debut, the actress was the one standing nekkid in front of me sitting in a nice comfy chair.

/For reals
 
2012-11-14 04:20:11 PM
My baby boy inherited ears like that from his mommy.

So, I'm getting a kick, as I secretly hope he brings home some gal that looks like ScarJo one day.

Of course, he's 22 months right now, and I'm 40, so maybe I should be cardiac careful what I wish for!
 
2012-11-14 07:55:59 PM
She's the greatest human in the history of the world.
 
2012-11-14 11:42:57 PM

Neondistraction: Girion47: Leader O'Cola: another movie where she doesn't get nekkid?

meh

apparently she tried getting naked in The Island and the director wouldn't let her.

The fark? What asshole directed that movie? *checks IMDB* Oh, Michael Bay... once again you disappoint me beyond words.


Just another reason for me to strangle the man bare-handed if I ever meet him in dark alley/theater/coke-den.
 
2012-11-15 12:39:14 AM
I like her boobs
 
2012-11-15 02:17:24 AM
I had ears like that. Mom insisted on corrective surgery. Aren't those operations common.

/ here should be a Dumbo joke.
// it was awesome as it was local anesthesia, you can clearly hear every scalpel cuts.
 
2012-11-15 12:33:07 PM
He was very nervous, until a little mouse in a band uniform gave him a magic feather to give him the courage to fake-fark Scarlett.
 
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