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(The Scottish Sun)   It's a little intimidating when you're just breaking into Hollywood and your first all-nude sex scene is opposite Scarlett Johansson   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 79
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2012-11-14 06:37:22 AM  
I don't see the big deal. I guess I'm gonna need some pictures as to why Ms. Johansson is so intimidating.
 
2012-11-14 06:40:11 AM  
I bet he can hear cancer.
 
2012-11-14 06:48:25 AM  
I'd be afraid of making a boner.
 
2012-11-14 06:57:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.


I'm sure he rose for the ocassion.

/I am SO jealous.
 
2012-11-14 07:04:49 AM  
Subject, verb, subject, boob, noun, noun, preposition, Scarlett Johansson.
 
2012-11-14 07:06:20 AM  
Boob sex.

/Giggety.
 
2012-11-14 07:07:35 AM  
I would not mind learning how to act for that chance.
 
2012-11-14 07:09:34 AM  
Sounds like an easy role to play in that scene.
 
2012-11-14 07:09:43 AM  
I'd insist on a lot of rehearsals. A LOT of rehearsals.
 
2012-11-14 07:11:12 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

"I was stood there completely naked in front of Scarlett and all I was worrying about was how it would embarrass my son." 

If he inherited those ears, I'm sure this isn't going to change things much
 
2012-11-14 07:15:17 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Subject, verb, subject, boob, noun, noun, preposition, Scarlett Johansson.


That's how my brain scans every headline in the Entertainment tab. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
 
2012-11-14 07:23:30 AM  
It sounds like she didn't get naked, just he did. He had to stand there naked in front of her while she judged him and he got nothing out of it not even a glimpse. That sounds like no fun at all.
 
2012-11-14 07:29:37 AM  
The Angel's Share is one of the most fun movies I've seen this year. For those who struggle with Scottish accents it may be a little heavy going, but well worth it.
 
2012-11-14 07:35:36 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: It sounds like she didn't get naked, just he did. He had to stand there naked in front of her while she judged him and he got nothing out of it not even a glimpse. That sounds like no fun at all.


Maybe she will feel obligated to return the favor in private. Dumbo can dream....
 
2012-11-14 07:36:07 AM  
Well, first of all, don't poke her eye out with that thing..
 
2012-11-14 07:36:34 AM  
As I read it, she was topless. But then, I also understood that he was attempting to help an organization that attempted to help pregnant women kick drugs, and that can't be true. Any country as civilized as the U.K. would know that the ladies should be burned, preferably at the stake, unless it violates local smoking ordinances.

I loved the quote '"I was stood there completely naked in front of Scarlett and all I was worrying about was how it would embarrass my son.' but wonder if that works better than thinking about baseball.
 
2012-11-14 07:41:26 AM  
While the stunning actress was semi-nude for the scene in sci-fi flick Under The Skin,

...*yawn*...

Paul had to be completely NAKED.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

/I'll bet he can hear crickets from 50 miles away with those ears
 
2012-11-14 07:42:05 AM  
Lucky him.
 
2012-11-14 07:43:22 AM  

shabu: but wonder if that works better than thinking about baseball.


Not if he was thinking about at least reaching 2nd base...
 
2012-11-14 07:44:50 AM  
"PARDON??"
 
2012-11-14 07:49:25 AM  

The Muthaship: Maybe she will feel obligated to return the favor in private. Dumbo can dream....


Speaking as a representative of large eared people, she can do better
 
2012-11-14 07:50:32 AM  
I feared I'd boob

When did "boob" become a verb?
 
2012-11-14 08:03:31 AM  
Okay, yes, it's another opportunity to try to get Scarlett Johansson naked and that's awesome and all, so I don't even need to delve into this. What's bugged me about this movie is that...

In the movie - filmed partly in Scotland - Paul is intent on seducing Scarlett's character Isserley. But he only realises she is an alien maneater hungry for human flesh once it gets to the steamy scene.

I've seen this movie before.

Aw hell, who am I kidding? If they make good on the Scarlett nakie I'll just forget what the hell I'm watching anyway.
 
2012-11-14 08:06:13 AM  
Don't worry buddy, if Scarlet is topless in the scene, nobody is going to notice if there is a guy in it too.
 
2012-11-14 08:29:18 AM  

AirForceVet: AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.

I'm sure he rose for the ocassion.

/I am SO jealous.


It was probably hard to shoot that scene.
 
2012-11-14 08:38:59 AM  

grokca: Don't worry buddy, if Scarlet is topless in the scene, nobody is going to notice if there is a guy in it too.


This. Hell, the straight women will be staring at Scarlett.
 
2012-11-14 08:41:53 AM  
If any actors are afraid of filming a nude scene with Scarlett Johansson, give me a call, I will be your nude scene with Scarlett Johansson double.
 
2012-11-14 08:52:36 AM  
You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...
 
2012-11-14 08:53:38 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.


Before shooting the scene I think I'd tell her "I apologize if I get an erection and I apologize if I don't."
 
2012-11-14 08:59:39 AM  

JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


What's that?
 
2012-11-14 08:59:52 AM  

mjohnson71: AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.

Before shooting the scene I think I'd tell her "I apologize if I get an erection and I apologize if I don't."


If it's a full-frontal sex scene, wouldn't it be a requirement?
 
2012-11-14 09:02:24 AM  

astro716: mjohnson71: AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be afraid of making a boner.

Before shooting the scene I think I'd tell her "I apologize if I get an erection and I apologize if I don't."

If it's a full-frontal sex scene, wouldn't it be a requirement?


Dunno, don't they usually require men to be limp in non-porn movies?
 
2012-11-14 09:07:09 AM  

JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


Prince of Wales?
 
2012-11-14 09:18:51 AM  
I would make a mess of the scene.
 
2012-11-14 09:21:46 AM  
Twist: He was nude and she was fully clothed.
 
2012-11-14 09:23:27 AM  
another movie where she doesn't get nekkid?

meh
 
2012-11-14 09:26:48 AM  

Leader O'Cola: another movie where she doesn't get nekkid?

meh


apparently she tried getting naked in The Island and the director wouldn't let her.
 
2012-11-14 09:28:06 AM  

Jizz Master Zero: Okay, yes, it's another opportunity to try to get Scarlett Johansson naked and that's awesome and all, so I don't even need to delve into this. What's bugged me about this movie is that...

In the movie - filmed partly in Scotland - Paul is intent on seducing Scarlett's character Isserley. But he only realises she is an alien maneater hungry for human flesh once it gets to the steamy scene.

I've seen this movie before.

Aw hell, who am I kidding? If they make good on the Scarlett nakie I'll just forget what the hell I'm watching anyway.


If it's halfway like the novel, the movie is a completely different thing form Species. It's a deeply creepy, sad read.
 
2012-11-14 09:29:02 AM  

Shadowtag: HotIgneous Intruder: Subject, verb, subject, boob, noun, noun, preposition, Scarlett Johansson.

That's how my brain scans every headline in the Entertainment tab. HOW DID YOU KNOW?


It's a guy thing.
 
2012-11-14 09:29:17 AM  

tjassen: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

Prince of Wales?


www.festival-cannes.com

"I heard that! Action!"
 

/David Lean, world's greatest director, world's biggest ears
 
2012-11-14 09:31:14 AM  
FTA: While the stunning actress was semi-nude for the scene in sci-fi flick Under The Skin, Paul had to be completely NAKED.

What the fark is this shiat, Hollywood?
 
2012-11-14 09:32:27 AM  

JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...


She'd have a couple of good handles if she wanted to "hold her licker."
 
2012-11-14 09:34:07 AM  
Intimidating?

skepticon.org
 
2012-11-14 09:39:14 AM  
I volunteer to be intimidated! I VOLUNTEER!
 
2012-11-14 09:58:06 AM  
img832.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-14 10:08:12 AM  
where do I sign up for that job?
 
2012-11-14 10:10:05 AM  

Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?


Nothing much, because they can hear everything.
 
2012-11-14 10:15:51 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

She'd have a couple of good handles if she wanted to "hold her licker."


I've never had a woman try that.

DisregardTheFollowing: Girion47: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

What's that?

Nothing much, because they can hear everything.


my hearing is surprisingly bad, and I haven't subjected myself to volumes that would damage it.
 
2012-11-14 10:15:58 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: tjassen: JoeJitsu: You know what they say about guys with large protuberant ears...

Prince of Wales?

[www.festival-cannes.com image 197x297]

"I heard that! Action!" 

/David Lean, world's greatest director, world's biggest ears


www.whataboutthad.com
Daddy?
 
2012-11-14 10:17:21 AM  
Judging by Fark's reaction, the cost of that in-no-way-carefully-scripted "interview" blurb was worth every hae-penny. Or whatever they use for dollars over there.
 
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