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(Sun Sentinel)   It really sucks when a coworker discovers a cellphone hidden in the women's bathroom and the language on the phone is set to Spanish and you're the only person at work who speaks Spanish. And also you're here illegally   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 7
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2012-11-14 08:09:28 AM
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spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.


My aim is after viewing me they should get full body shivers and hopefully even some violent retching at the mere thought of hidden camera vids...
2012-11-14 07:52:37 AM
2 votes:
Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.
2012-11-14 07:03:38 AM
2 votes:
The phone had a signal, its battery was half dead.

i.imgur.com

THAT IS NOT HOW SENTENCES WORK!
2012-11-14 06:26:55 AM
2 votes:
I'm tired so I had to read this about six times Authorities discovered something was wrong just after 9 a.m. Monday, shortly after the West Palm Beach store's Loss Prevention Office walked into the bathroom, according to a West Palm Beach Police arrest report.. The difference an R makes.
2012-11-14 08:56:21 AM
1 votes:
Are we allowed to even say "illegally" anymore? I thought the required term was: "accidentally uninvited".
2012-11-14 08:29:54 AM
1 votes:
He's only peeping at the women Americans don't want to peep at.

I say, good for him!
2012-11-14 08:26:27 AM
1 votes:

spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.


Actually, I prefer that they laugh. :\ Creepy either way, but if I get to choose...
 
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