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(Sun Sentinel)   It really sucks when a coworker discovers a cellphone hidden in the women's bathroom and the language on the phone is set to Spanish and you're the only person at work who speaks Spanish. And also you're here illegally   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Spanish, J.C. Penney, cell phones, bathrooms, West Palm Beach, rubber gloves  
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10704 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2012 at 7:40 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-14 12:45:33 AM  
I wondered what Florida workplace could possibly have only one Spanish-speaking employee. Then I clicked.

Figures.
 
2012-11-14 01:15:21 AM  
Seems there wasn't just one Spanish-speaking employee. Just that there was only one who set off everyone's creep meter.
 
2012-11-14 06:00:01 AM  
The first thing Dieguez told police was that "Raphael Dieguez" wasn't his real name. It was his brother's name. ...
His real name was Marco Antonio Bartolon-Velasquez.


Soooo....half-brother.
 
2012-11-14 06:15:31 AM  
A detective found Dieguez in the stock room, where he agreed to talk.

...

It's not known what job he held in the store.



Jinkies, i found a clue!
 
2012-11-14 06:26:55 AM  
I'm tired so I had to read this about six times Authorities discovered something was wrong just after 9 a.m. Monday, shortly after the West Palm Beach store's Loss Prevention Office walked into the bathroom, according to a West Palm Beach Police arrest report.. The difference an R makes.
 
2012-11-14 07:03:38 AM  
The phone had a signal, its battery was half dead.

i.imgur.com

THAT IS NOT HOW SENTENCES WORK!
 
2012-11-14 07:27:37 AM  

Radak: The phone had a signal, its battery was half dead.



THAT IS NOT HOW SENTENCES WORK!


2 to 5

/is that a better sentence?
 
2012-11-14 07:30:13 AM  

Radak: The phone had a signal, its battery was half dead.

[i.imgur.com image 320x240]

THAT IS NOT HOW SENTENCES WORK!


At least they did it's/its right...
 
2012-11-14 07:32:54 AM  
"[The woman] discovered there was a black cellular phone lodged in-between the exhaust fan and the drywall, cantered down at an angle, with its camera aiming toward the bathroom toilets,"

Giggity
 
2012-11-14 07:49:56 AM  
I'll never understand why some Mexicans can do this kind of stupid shiat when the waiters at Azteca are awesome.
 
2012-11-14 07:52:36 AM  
Rick Scott, take him away. With your cheeto arms

www1.picturepush.com
 
2012-11-14 07:52:37 AM  
Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.
 
2012-11-14 07:58:11 AM  

spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.


I practice rehearsing various product and service slogans in public restrooms. I'm hoping one day, someone in a big marketing firm will see my video and hire me to do commercials.
 
2012-11-14 08:09:28 AM  

spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.


My aim is after viewing me they should get full body shivers and hopefully even some violent retching at the mere thought of hidden camera vids...
 
2012-11-14 08:11:39 AM  
¡Espera ... ¿Que?!
 
2012-11-14 08:13:26 AM  
You gotta at least put the thing in airplane mode.
 
2012-11-14 08:24:43 AM  

GranoblasticMan: spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.

I practice rehearsing various product and service slogans in public restrooms. I'm hoping one day, someone in a big marketing firm will see my video and hire me to do commercials.


Hi. I saw your work with the Tucks Medicated Pads, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in a acting job...
 
2012-11-14 08:26:27 AM  

spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.


Actually, I prefer that they laugh. :\ Creepy either way, but if I get to choose...
 
2012-11-14 08:29:54 AM  
He's only peeping at the women Americans don't want to peep at.

I say, good for him!
 
2012-11-14 08:31:07 AM  
If you want to watch me drop a deuce, just open the stall door. Ask nicely, and you can even hold a 300lb, 5'7 mans hand while it happens.
 
2012-11-14 08:33:47 AM  

likesass: If you want to watch me drop a deuce, just open the stall door. Ask nicely, and you can even hold a 300lb, 5'7 mans hand while it happens.


Corner of Santa Monica and Belverdere, 4th stall along, 7pm.
 
2012-11-14 08:37:34 AM  

Pribar: spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.

My aim is after viewing me they should get full body shivers and hopefully even some violent retching at the mere thought of hidden camera vids...


*checks profile*

OH DEAR GOD!

/I'm just jealous of the beard
 
2012-11-14 08:56:21 AM  
Are we allowed to even say "illegally" anymore? I thought the required term was: "accidentally uninvited".
 
2012-11-14 10:10:11 AM  
The employees are going to have a party to celebrate him leaving.
I wonder where they could buy the appropriate cake?
 
2012-11-14 11:47:53 AM  
Actually, it's probably a lot better for him that he is here illegally. Instead of serving a sentence, he will be deported to a nation that couldn't care less about whatever charges he was convicted of in the U.S. and be free again.
 
2012-11-14 05:29:22 PM  

spentmiles: Unless I'm at home using my own personal bathroom, I pretty much assume that I'm being recorded. The cameras are so small that they can be hidden anywhere. And they're inexpensive, so even your bottom feeding, minimum wage waiter can hide one in the employee changing room. The technology has finally sunken far enough so as to be available to every filth bag common laborer, retail slave, and everyone else that just needs to be lit on fire and pushed over the fiscal cliff. Hell, even formerly worthwhile professions like nursing and hospice care are now 90% staffed with shiatbags who hide cameras in old lady's nursing homes. You can't even assume privacy in your doctor's office. Trust me - him telling you the results of your cancer screening is on some underbelly youtube derivative as we speak. And people are laughing at you or else it wouldn't be there.

Do yourself a favor - get in shape, learn some basic modeling (facial expressions to convey human emotion, how to turn, and how to flex without appearing to do so), and try not to bend over at the waist. Your naked body is on the internet. That's fact. The best you can do is present a decent product. You want the teen boys jerking off to you, not laughing.


I rather they be terrified which gives them incentive to never do it again.
 
2012-11-14 05:44:05 PM  

deffuse: I'm tired so I had to read this about six times Authorities discovered something was wrong just after 9 a.m. Monday, shortly after the West Palm Beach store's Loss Prevention Office walked into the bathroom, according to a West Palm Beach Police arrest report.. The difference an R makes.


Leaving here happy now.
 
2012-11-15 05:15:35 AM  
I like the actions of the officer. Very well thought out.
 
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