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(AZCentral)   Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian peasant woman. Especially if she's got an axe. "The wolf later died"   (azcentral.com) divider line 50
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2012-11-14 09:03:02 AM
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i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-14 09:11:36 AM
www.filmfail.com
 
2012-11-14 10:20:16 AM
Says nothing about the rabies shot.
 
2012-11-14 11:14:36 AM
files.princessfiona.webnode.com

It's a trick. Get an axe.
 
2012-11-14 11:14:39 AM
cdn.memestache.com
 
2012-11-14 11:14:42 AM
Did she cometh?
 
2012-11-14 11:16:02 AM
At first glace I thought it said, "Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian president." Which considering the current Russian president would also work.
 
2012-11-14 11:18:12 AM
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-11-14 11:18:41 AM
i.azcentral.com

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade
 
2012-11-14 11:19:16 AM
"What wonderful teeth you have"

"Is that a farking axe?"
 
2012-11-14 11:19:17 AM

ArkPanda: At first glace I thought it said, "Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian president." Which considering the current Russian president would also work.


There's a wolf?.

englishrussia.com
 
2012-11-14 11:19:31 AM
Don't bring a wolf to an axe fight.
 
2012-11-14 11:19:45 AM
RIP Wolf Blitzer
 
2012-11-14 11:20:53 AM
"You sendin' the Wolf?"

"You feel better now, muthaf*cker?"


Where wolf? There wolf.
 
2012-11-14 11:22:17 AM

Magorn: [i.azcentral.com image 490x275]

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade


56 in Russian Peasant Years is 357 in human years.
 
2012-11-14 11:22:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 11:22:36 AM
Why, grandma, what a large axe you have.

/That was my headline
 
2012-11-14 11:22:39 AM
I think you forgot the 1 in front of that 56, subby.
 
2012-11-14 11:22:50 AM
Top of the food chain, biatches!
 
2012-11-14 11:23:12 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Where wolf? There wolf.


Why are you talking that way?
 
2012-11-14 11:24:04 AM
In cold hard Russia, wolf get mauled by babushka.
 
2012-11-14 11:24:48 AM
Can kill wolves and fix fences.

www.productwiki.com
 
2012-11-14 11:25:21 AM
 
2012-11-14 11:25:34 AM
img707.imageshack.us
She STRONG LIKE BULL!
 
2012-11-14 11:26:18 AM
Sharpened steel + leverage >> big pointy teeth.
 
2012-11-14 11:30:43 AM

Magorn: [i.azcentral.com image 490x275]

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade


Russian women are usually gorgeous until about 40, then it is a fast downhill. Even more so for the peasants.
 
2012-11-14 11:31:35 AM
Careful with that axe yevgenia
 
2012-11-14 11:34:06 AM
coolawesomemovies.com 
Bring it.
 
2012-11-14 11:43:17 AM
i185.photobucket.com
RIP WOLF
 
2012-11-14 11:43:34 AM
Everyone knows that wolves never attack people.
 
2012-11-14 11:44:28 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: "You sendin' the Wolf?"

"You feel better now, muthaf*cker?"


That's all you had to say, knee-grow!
 
2012-11-14 11:55:53 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 12:03:44 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-14 12:08:16 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-14 12:47:39 PM
Can you imagine the food she could cook? Mmmm... Especially the pastries...
 
2012-11-14 12:52:56 PM
I submitted this with

"Elderly Russian woman kills wolf that attacked her. Hospital holding her for observation until after full moon."

Not better, just different.
 
2012-11-14 01:08:29 PM
I can't be the only one disappointed that this wasn't about Wolf Blitzer, right?
 
2012-11-14 01:16:49 PM
Not only that but...

"Now the wolf's paw is being fermented inside a vodka bottle."
 
2012-11-14 01:19:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 01:45:40 PM
Lone wolf found out the hard way Mother Russia ain't taking no guff

/nothing real witty, all the good ones seem to be taken
//she seems like my grandmother, nice until you decide to try to interrupt her work, then she straight up hits you with whatever is closest at hand
 
2012-11-14 01:56:10 PM
Russian men have a saying "Women are like buses..." That's it. --Yakov Smirnoff
 
2012-11-14 02:03:45 PM
Killing wolves with an axe is a great way to level up your two-handed skills.
 
2012-11-14 03:14:37 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img707.imageshack.us image 500x746]
She STRONG LIKE BULL!


She looks like Alan Hale Jr.......and a battering ram
 
2012-11-14 03:47:30 PM
Came for sexy Red Riding Hood costume pics.....

/maybe next time
 
2012-11-14 04:23:30 PM
When you have to kill a wolf, you must use the correct ammo:
cdn.ammoland.com

I don't go hunting because I can't find farking Deer or Pig ammo anywhere. All they have is stuff for shooting wolves.
 
2012-11-14 04:53:50 PM

Magorn: that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade


She oldest woman in all of Kuzek.
 
2012-11-14 06:55:15 PM
www.moneyandshit.com
 
2012-11-14 11:05:36 PM

AcneVulgaris: 56 in Russian Peasant Years is 357 in human years.


Or 359

pp3.sourceforge.net
 
2012-11-15 01:11:37 AM
Sounds like a fairy tale.
 
2012-11-15 10:31:35 PM
Awww, dammit, I thought this was going to be about Wolf Blitzer...
 
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