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(Deadline Detroit)   Supporter says recalled mayor wasn't afforded a learning curve to do her job, such as fact checking her claims that homosexuality was as dangerous as smoking   (deadlinedetroit.com) divider line 16
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2012-11-14 07:38:35 AM  
9 votes:
As a fan of the theater, I know I'm often worried about second-hand homosexuality.
2012-11-14 09:29:21 AM  
4 votes:

Cythraul: I'm a gay man, and I haven't had sex since the Bush administration


Welcome to Obama's America!
2012-11-14 07:50:13 AM  
4 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Sybarite: As a fan of the theater, I know I'm often worried about second-hand homosexuality.

I hate going places where they still have gay and non-gay sections in the restaurants, the gay is always wafting over when I'm trying to eat.


I don't mind. It makes my food taste FABULOUS!
2012-11-14 07:45:09 AM  
4 votes:

Sybarite: As a fan of the theater, I know I'm often worried about second-hand homosexuality.


I hate going places where they still have gay and non-gay sections in the restaurants, the gay is always wafting over when I'm trying to eat.
2012-11-14 08:34:24 AM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: Dhusk: WTF did I just read? That is one wretchedly written article.

So he's basically calling the recalled mayor a homosexuality (apparently a bad thing in his mind) and her supporters spoiled brats? Was that the gist of it? His prose was so torturous it was hard to tell.

I'm guessing you think homosexuality is as dangerous as smoking.


Give him a break, I heard the guy's mom ate a pack of pussy a day while she was pregnant with him.
2012-11-14 10:07:20 AM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: I'm a gay man, and I haven't had sex since the Bush administration.


Yeah, I think a lot of gay men got turned off by bush.
2012-11-14 02:03:00 AM  
2 votes:
They say that each cigarette you smoke shortens your life expectancy by four minutes.

Show me the math.

1. One dick sucked reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes
2. One vagina humped reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes
3. One slice of cheesecake with fruit compote and a 12 ounce cup of espresso reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes
4. One book by Danielle Steel read reduces your life expectancy by .... (not counting time lost reading)
5. One hour doing laundry reduces your life expectancy by ... minutes.

Surely if we are going to be scientific about this and not just pick on people whose nasty habits we don't like (or like a little too much, if you catch my drift), then we should quantify the life expectancy cost of everything and then eliminate the worst factors first.

I'm guessing that there is very little life expectancy to be gotten from germ-contaminated holy water or spending your time on your knees polishing floor wax on the hardwood floors of your house or church.

I don't believe that prayer, marriage or going to church actually improve your life expectancy by one jot or iota. It is just a filter that eliminates most of the crack whores and heroin addicts from the running. That's where the "improvement" lies, not in the institution of marriage or religion. You'd get the same effect with a good bouncer named Gordie.
2012-11-14 11:46:41 AM  
1 votes:
Homosexuality is only more dangerous than smoking if you live in a place where people say things like "homosexuality is more dangerous than smoking."
2012-11-14 11:16:29 AM  
1 votes:

EnviroDude: Every homosexual that died of HIV in the 80's agrees?


Oh look, the stupid has arrived!
2012-11-14 10:37:58 AM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: I'm a gay man, and I haven't had sex since the Bush administration.


You forgot to add " Thanks 0bama"
2012-11-14 07:56:16 AM  
1 votes:
Monday's meeting began with an invocation from a local pastor, the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance, honorary proclamations awarded to a recycling group and the pastors of a Lutheran congregation on the occasion of the church's 50th anniversary.

Pastor Ingqvist was a little uncomfortable with the ceremony; he knew that he was going to see pictures of him trying to smile in the middle of that hiccup while accepting the award, on every refrigerator and bulletin board for the foreseeable future.
2012-11-14 07:39:28 AM  
1 votes:

brantgoose: 1. One dick sucked reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes
2. One vagina humped reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes
3. One slice of cheesecake with fruit compote and a 12 ounce cup of espresso reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes
4. One book by Danielle Steel read reduces your life expectancy by .... (not counting time lost reading)
5. One hour doing laundry reduces your life expectancy by 60 minutes.


That's all I got.
2012-11-14 07:36:19 AM  
1 votes:

EnviroDude: brantgoose: They say that each cigarette you smoke shortens your life expectancy by four minutes.

Show me the math.

Every homosexual that died of HIV in the 80's agrees?


Stay classy. And keep saying things. You don't know it, but you actually ARE helping - just not in the way you think you are.
2012-11-14 07:33:07 AM  
1 votes:
Also, go farking PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA yourself, EnviroDude.
2012-11-14 07:32:32 AM  
1 votes:
www.deadlinedetroit.com

Hahaha local news websites are so adorable.
2012-11-14 02:53:13 AM  
1 votes:

brantgoose: . One book by Danielle Steel read reduces your life expectancy by .... (not counting time lost reading)


Hey- Jewels is a good book.
 
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