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(Denver Channel)   Company unveils edible deodorant that claims to sweeten your sweat   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 40
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2012-11-14 12:01:42 AM
Now with more armpit-licking fetish goodness!
 
2012-11-14 12:01:47 AM
Maybe now the wife will believe me.
 
2012-11-14 12:02:03 AM
If it can make me taste like I've been living on PIneapple then I'm all in favour.
 
2012-11-14 12:04:21 AM
Oh, and I just watched my DVR recording of that Family Guy episode.

That was weird.
 
2012-11-14 12:04:46 AM
Nevermind that, we need something that eliminates foot odor.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:22 AM
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2012-11-14 12:06:16 AM

anthonix: Oh, and I just watched my DVR recording of that Family Guy episode.

That was weird.


You beat me to the punch. Slowstick for retards.

/is family guy did it the new simpsons did it?
 
2012-11-14 12:06:58 AM
This is new?

I've been doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-14 12:10:24 AM
One word: Curry.
 
2012-11-14 12:13:34 AM
Why does such a thing need to exist? Is there a niche market for this kind of thing?
 
2012-11-14 12:14:23 AM
Still no cure for cancer...


"I lied"
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/hotlinked like spicy sausages
 
2012-11-14 12:19:16 AM

SUPERSTAR!


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2012-11-14 12:23:41 AM
This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.
 
2012-11-14 12:23:42 AM
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2012-11-14 12:28:21 AM

evilsofa: This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.


That or date someone with no sense of smell. As a side-effect, you can take them out to a super crappy restaurant and they'll never know!
 
2012-11-14 12:29:16 AM
7News? Deodorant All In My Snatch.
 
2012-11-14 12:33:01 AM
It's been done. On Fark, in fact! Thread
 
2012-11-14 12:34:56 AM
Just eat this stuff, and your crotch will smell like a summer's day.
 
2012-11-14 12:58:17 AM
Google "maple syrup urine disease."
 
2012-11-14 01:06:41 AM
Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.
 
2012-11-14 01:09:13 AM

evilsofa: This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.


I enjoy my woman smelling like garlic, tyvm
 
2012-11-14 01:09:22 AM

voodoomedic: Google "maple syrup urine disease."


That sounds like a horrible idea.
 
2012-11-14 01:10:25 AM
So.... a mosquito attractor?
 
2012-11-14 01:21:45 AM

kisseswookies: voodoomedic: Google "maple syrup urine disease."

That sounds like a horrible idea.


And yet, I did it. There's a support group for "sufferers". And this tidbit: The smell is also present and sometimes stronger in the ear wax of an affected individual.
 
2012-11-14 01:22:54 AM
unlikely? Subby has never eaten garlic and onions then gone for a run...
 
2012-11-14 01:34:10 AM
"I think we can probably agree that if you eat food with a lot of aromatic spice, like garlic and curry, eventually it will work its way into your sweat and influence the way you smell," said George Preti, a chemist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia man who has never had a long-term relationship. "But no one has actually demonstrated that."

What kind of an idiot is this guy? We demonstrate it with most of the meals we eat. Try eating large amounts of garlic and curry and be in the same room as anyone for 4 hours without leaving.

Shrinkwrap: Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.


Yes. My friends and relatives know that I regularly talk about foods that improve body smell. For instance, parsley. It works very well for ball sweat, armpit sweat, etc. You have to eat a lot and it only lasts 1-2 days, so it is a daily ritual.
 
2012-11-14 02:10:16 AM
Is this really a good idea?

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2012-11-14 02:10:37 AM

BoxOfBees: "I think we can probably agree that if you eat food with a lot of aromatic spice, like garlic and curry, eventually it will work its way into your sweat and influence the way you smell," said George Preti, a chemist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia man who has never had a long-term relationship. "But no one has actually demonstrated that."

What kind of an idiot is this guy? We demonstrate it with most of the meals we eat. Try eating large amounts of garlic and curry and be in the same room as anyone for 4 hours without leaving.

Shrinkwrap: Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.

Yes. My friends and relatives know that I regularly talk about foods that improve body smell. For instance, parsley. It works very well for ball sweat, armpit sweat, etc. You have to eat a lot and it only lasts 1-2 days, so it is a daily ritual.


Have you tried shaving your balls? That can reduce the amount of sweat, and it doesn't require eating parsley.
 
2012-11-14 03:05:04 AM

Shrinkwrap: Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.


a/k/a 'nap butter'
 
2012-11-14 03:59:52 AM
www.brobible.com

Yeah, he eats it (NSFW language)
 
2012-11-14 04:28:35 AM
So that chick who smells like tuna...doesn't eat a lot of tuna?
 
2012-11-14 05:16:37 AM
What will it do for my swamp ass?
 
2012-11-14 06:10:09 AM
I haven't used deodorant since 1988 and my girlfriends love the way I smell.

:)
 
2012-11-14 08:14:03 AM
My dick will be pleased.
 
2012-11-14 09:03:14 AM
a fool and his money are soon parted.
 
2012-11-14 09:46:26 AM

kisseswookies: voodoomedic: Google "maple syrup urine disease."

That sounds like a horrible idea.


Google Image Search "Finger Monkey" It's actually a pleasant surprise.

/Don't recall what I was typing in but Google suggested it and I thought it would be more interesting.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:28 PM
Doesn't sweet sweat usually mean you have teh diabeetus?
 
2012-11-14 12:19:20 PM

AmbassadorBooze: anthonix: Oh, and I just watched my DVR recording of that Family Guy episode.

That was weird.

You beat me to the punch. Slowstick for retards.

/is family guy did it the new simpsons did it?


Worst comparison ever.
 
2012-11-14 12:33:27 PM

evilsofa: This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.


i1171.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 02:02:25 PM
Smells like Teen Spirit, Tastes like Angst?
 
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