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(Montgomery Life)		Knock knock. Who's there? Court ordered supervision and. Court ordered supervision and who? Court ordered supervision and banned from the bar because of your stupid knock knock joke (montgomerynews.com)		34
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fjnorton		2012-11-13 09:53:08 PM

Knock knock, who's there? Mike Hock!

Bathia_Mapes		2012-11-13 10:55:44 PM

Idiot is lucky one of the bar patrons didn't punch him in the crotch.

farkingismybusiness		2012-11-14 03:59:57 AM

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there?

Deez.

kona		2012-11-14 04:01:47 AM

Ding Dong...

LordOfThePings		2012-11-14 04:07:24 AM

Dammit, Zig!

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AverageAmericanGuy		2012-11-14 04:07:30 AM

A guy just wants to see some knockers...

turdfergusonn		2012-11-14 04:09:57 AM

"My Balls".
Dumbass.

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2012-11-14 04:14:39 AM

Our justice system is going soft. Two months ago he would have been put on a sex offender list and be forced to live out his days under a bridge or in a single-wide out in the sticks.

JerkyMeat		2012-11-14 04:18:41 AM

Worst joke evar.

Smoking GNU		2012-11-14 04:25:17 AM

OK, i'm prob gonna get into trouble for this, but:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

/mob with flaming torches and pitchforks go here

domo_kun_sai		2012-11-14 04:27:45 AM

I don't think I know that knock knock joke.

Apos		2012-11-14 04:27:52 AM

Telling inane "knock, knock" jokes in this day and age takes balls.

Tumunga		2012-11-14 04:41:50 AM

It's getting to where a guy can't use a great pick-up line at the bar anymore. Phuqin' librul lezbos.

sexorcisst		2012-11-14 04:43:37 AM

A drunk guy, a dumbass and a man with his testicles exposed walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey I bet you'll end up on fark for this one."

keithdcmoore		2012-11-14 04:46:21 AM

I wonder how many other patrons expose themselves and end up with a free beer instead of a court date. I guess it depends on the bar... or the patron.

Agarista		2012-11-14 04:50:02 AM

Drunk people do stupid shiat.

Perhaps we are finally recognizing that idiocy isn't always necessarily sexual.

/Like nudity

AbbeySomeone		2012-11-14 04:50:42 AM

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there? Mike Hock!

I was wondering about this.
Penis is punchline how?

orbister		2012-11-14 05:19:59 AM

I wonder if the people who don't know the difference between testicles and scrotum are also the people who don't know the difference between vagina and vulva?

Exposing your testicles? Oooooooooooooooooooooooouch.

sexorcisst		2012-11-14 05:53:30 AM

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there?

Heath Ingbeanbag

Disgruntled Goat		2012-11-14 06:05:21 AM

"...the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles"

I think the guy had some sort of physical anormality, as well.

3rdtimearound		2012-11-14 06:24:09 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Our justice system is going soft. Two months ago he would have been put on a sex offender list and be forced to live out his days under a bridge or in a single-wide out in the sticks.

welcome to Obama's liberal soft-on-crime paradise for deviants!

Vodka Zombie		2012-11-14 06:56:32 AM

Smoking GNU: OK, i'm prob gonna get into trouble for this, but:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

/mob with flaming torches and pitchforks go here

That's actually one of my favorites.

timharrod		2012-11-14 07:32:20 AM

the male would say to people present, 'Knock Knock' and when a person would answer, 'Who's there?,' the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles

He told it all wrong. You have to be completely deadpan as you lift your shirt and expose your testicles. It's a variation on a Stephen Wright joke from the early 80s. Will post YouTube if I find it.

perigee		2012-11-14 07:41:48 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser		2012-11-14 07:52:16 AM

"She said she saw his testicles several times and was uncomfortable about the actions of the male."

Knock, knock would then be your cue to look the other way.

Indypendy		2012-11-14 08:02:50 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: "She said she saw his testicles several times and was uncomfortable about the actions of the male."

Knock, knock would then be your cue to look the other way.

Maybe it was like the train wreck scenario, horrifying yet you can't take your eyes off of it.

/shrug
//dumbass reason to call the cops on someone.

Barnstormer		2012-11-14 08:17:46 AM

Harry
Harry who?
Harry Balsac

bilgemaster		2012-11-14 08:23:50 AM

His real crime: He's doing it wrong.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sack
Sack who
Sacko who and Vanzetti

...or something like that, only way better.

eldoobie		2012-11-14 08:54:24 AM

Orange you glad I didn't say banana

RedVentrue		2012-11-14 09:15:11 AM

Guess ya had to be there.

Crewmannumber6		2012-11-14 09:15:24 AM

Ain't that a peach?

X-Geek		2012-11-14 10:02:57 AM

...the male would say to people present, 'Knock Knock' and when a person would answer, 'Who's there?,' the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles,"

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