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(Montgomery Life)   Knock knock. Who's there? Court ordered supervision and. Court ordered supervision and who? Court ordered supervision and banned from the bar because of your stupid knock knock joke   (montgomerynews.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-13 09:53:08 PM
Knock knock, who's there? Mike Hock!
 
2012-11-13 10:55:44 PM
Idiot is lucky one of the bar patrons didn't punch him in the crotch.
 
2012-11-14 03:59:57 AM

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there?


Deez.
 
2012-11-14 04:01:47 AM
Ding Dong...
 
2012-11-14 04:07:24 AM
Dammit, Zig!

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2012-11-14 04:07:30 AM
A guy just wants to see some knockers...
 
2012-11-14 04:09:57 AM
"My Balls".
Dumbass.
 
2012-11-14 04:14:39 AM
Our justice system is going soft. Two months ago he would have been put on a sex offender list and be forced to live out his days under a bridge or in a single-wide out in the sticks.
 
2012-11-14 04:18:41 AM
Worst joke evar.
 
2012-11-14 04:25:17 AM
OK, i'm prob gonna get into trouble for this, but:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

/mob with flaming torches and pitchforks go here
 
2012-11-14 04:27:45 AM
I don't think I know that knock knock joke.
 
2012-11-14 04:27:52 AM
Telling inane "knock, knock" jokes in this day and age takes balls.
 
2012-11-14 04:41:50 AM
It's getting to where a guy can't use a great pick-up line at the bar anymore. Phuqin' librul lezbos.
 
2012-11-14 04:43:37 AM
A drunk guy, a dumbass and a man with his testicles exposed walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey I bet you'll end up on fark for this one."
 
2012-11-14 04:46:21 AM
I wonder how many other patrons expose themselves and end up with a free beer instead of a court date. I guess it depends on the bar... or the patron.
 
2012-11-14 04:50:02 AM
Drunk people do stupid shiat.

Perhaps we are finally recognizing that idiocy isn't always necessarily sexual.

/Like nudity
 
2012-11-14 04:50:42 AM

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there? Mike Hock!


I was wondering about this.
Penis is punchline how?
 
2012-11-14 05:19:59 AM
I wonder if the people who don't know the difference between testicles and scrotum are also the people who don't know the difference between vagina and vulva?

Exposing your testicles? Oooooooooooooooooooooooouch.
 
2012-11-14 05:53:30 AM

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there?


Heath Ingbeanbag
 
2012-11-14 06:05:21 AM
"...the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles"

I think the guy had some sort of physical anormality, as well.
 
2012-11-14 06:24:09 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Our justice system is going soft. Two months ago he would have been put on a sex offender list and be forced to live out his days under a bridge or in a single-wide out in the sticks.


welcome to Obama's liberal soft-on-crime paradise for deviants!
 
2012-11-14 06:56:32 AM

Smoking GNU: OK, i'm prob gonna get into trouble for this, but:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

/mob with flaming torches and pitchforks go here


That's actually one of my favorites.
 
2012-11-14 07:32:20 AM
the male would say to people present, 'Knock Knock' and when a person would answer, 'Who's there?,' the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles

He told it all wrong. You have to be completely deadpan as you lift your shirt and expose your testicles. It's a variation on a Stephen Wright joke from the early 80s. Will post YouTube if I find it.
 
2012-11-14 07:41:48 AM
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2012-11-14 07:52:16 AM
"She said she saw his testicles several times and was uncomfortable about the actions of the male."

Knock, knock would then be your cue to look the other way.
 
2012-11-14 08:02:50 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: "She said she saw his testicles several times and was uncomfortable about the actions of the male."

Knock, knock would then be your cue to look the other way.


Maybe it was like the train wreck scenario, horrifying yet you can't take your eyes off of it.

/shrug
//dumbass reason to call the cops on someone.
 
2012-11-14 08:17:46 AM
Harry
Harry who?
Harry Balsac
 
2012-11-14 08:23:50 AM
His real crime: He's doing it wrong.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sack
Sack who
Sacko who and Vanzetti

...or something like that, only way better.
 
2012-11-14 08:54:24 AM
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
 
2012-11-14 09:15:11 AM
Guess ya had to be there.
 
2012-11-14 09:15:24 AM
Ain't that a peach?
 
2012-11-14 10:02:57 AM
...the male would say to people present, 'Knock Knock' and when a person would answer, 'Who's there?,' the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles,"

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Knock knock jokes do not work that way!
 
2012-11-14 10:03:30 AM
Sounds like the perfect place for the next Fark Philadelphia area party.
 
2012-11-14 11:12:28 AM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry Nutsack.
 
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