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(Bangkok Post)   Guy gets olive oil injection to enlarge his penis. What could possibly go wrong? How about "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut," and that was just the start   (bangkokpost.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-13 10:06:22 PM  
39 votes:
Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus

This means squat.
2012-11-14 02:40:53 AM  
5 votes:

Omahawg: jeez, when I want to enlarge it i just rub the olive oil on my....hey now wait a minute here


A patient once told his doctor he wanted a larger penis so the doctor told him the best way for that to happen is to rub cooking oil on his member once a day before going to bed.

After the first week of applying the cooking oil, the patient noticed his member getting what appeared to be smaller not larger.

after the second week the patient definitely noticed his member was indeed getting smaller, so he went back to the doctor....

"Doctor, doctor... yah gotta help me!!! I've done just as you told me to do... I've been rubbing my penis with cooking oil and it keeps getting smaller, not larger... Help!!!!"

The doctor seemed puzzled for a moment as to why the treatment wasn't working and then asked his patient, "What brand of cooking oil are you using?"'

The patient replied, "Crisco oil."

The doctor immediately said, "Well, there's your answer, you're using shortening oil."

www.americangrocery.co.uk



/Bah



//Dah



///Bing!
2012-11-14 03:24:14 AM  
4 votes:
I heard that Popeye was worried about all that salt water rusting his junk, so he stuck it in olive oil
2012-11-14 02:38:34 AM  
4 votes:
so, Virgin or Extra Virgin?
2012-11-14 03:02:31 AM  
3 votes:
Dr. Kittisup-porn? Is that like when you watch ceiling cat masturbate?
2012-11-14 02:59:15 AM  
3 votes:
I'll be right back, I need to tell my penis I love it.
2012-11-14 02:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
rapeseed oil works much better
2012-11-14 07:43:57 AM  
2 votes:

Nick Nostril: Pol Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn of the Police General Hospital said the man underwent a procedure to enlarge his penis at an illegal clinic about five years ago.

Ketchup porn. Rule 34 invoked.

/ 57 varieties, I hear


I work with a thai girl, and the first 4 letters of her first name are "Porn"...whenever I type her name in an email I giggle inside.

/Why yes, I am extremely immature, why do you ask?
2012-11-14 05:10:08 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA "Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine, but they are not optimistic about his future."

Yeah cause peeing through my but would really make me optomistic

www.lolwtfcomics.com
2012-11-14 05:07:45 AM  
2 votes:

Emposter: "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut"

So it was bigger, yes?

In any event, the article doesn't seem to indicate if any of the dude's problems actually had anything to do with the injection.


EXACTLY ^THIS^

Listen folks, I have been injecting no less than a quart of olive oil into my dong every week for a year and a half, and guess what...NO CANCER! For those of you keeping score thats: Cancer - 0 My Greasy dong - 1. Not only that, but my girlfriend no longer complains when I jerk off on her salads...
2012-11-14 02:54:40 AM  
2 votes:
I can still remember reading a story in a medical journal about a guy who'd heard about increasing scrotum size with saline injections. He decided to go DIY with motor oil and a modified Windex bottle. There were pictures, even.

I wish I had taken a copy of that story because I can't find it online anywhere.
2012-11-14 02:42:29 AM  
2 votes:
Just don't use Crisco--it's shortening.
2012-11-14 02:27:10 AM  
2 votes:
jeez, when I want to enlarge it i just rub the olive oil on my....hey now wait a minute here
2012-11-14 10:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
I smell extra virgin.
2012-11-14 10:39:36 AM  
1 votes:

Mr. Shabooboo: Couldn't they just put his goods in a press and squeeze the oil back out? :P


You know, some rich idiot would buy it as a delicacy. *sigh*
2012-11-14 08:35:38 AM  
1 votes:
I can't believe nobody has posted this yet... 

Link
2012-11-14 08:19:53 AM  
1 votes:
If you think about it, a spherical penis the size of a coconut would make sex somewhat difficult.
2012-11-14 07:46:10 AM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
Where'd you get the penis?
We found it.
Found it? In Mercia? The penis is tropical!
What do you mean?
Well, this is a temperate zone.
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Are you suggesting penises migrate?
Not at all. They could be carried.
What? A swallow carrying a penist?
It could grip it by the shaft!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound penis.

/maybe an African swallow could carry a 1 pound penis...
2012-11-14 06:46:31 AM  
1 votes:
i bet that time in between the olive oil injection and the infection was AWESOME sex. in fact he got his girl to even stay with him because his dick was big enough
2012-11-14 05:02:16 AM  
1 votes:
Cancer? Is this a mistranslation, and it should be "gangrene", or something?
2012-11-14 04:56:55 AM  
1 votes:
An insecure gentleman named Dwight
Is currently lamenting his plight
For,you see, as a kick,
He enlarged his own dick-
But sadly,failed to do it with
www.edguider.com
2012-11-14 04:34:22 AM  
1 votes:
Reads story.

Reads thread.

Reads links in thread.

Kills self.
2012-11-14 04:18:35 AM  
1 votes:
So he didn't mind an illegal clinic pumping olive oil into his junk but he was too embarrassed for real care when he got a cut and infection in the same area?

Makes sense.
2012-11-14 04:09:57 AM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: Warts don't come from toads.


Have sex with a toad that has genital warts and get back to me.

/SHE TOLD ME I HAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
2012-11-14 03:36:52 AM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: So it worked for 5 years and then he got an infected cut and didn't treat it....musta been the olive oil.


This^

/Also for future reference if you cut your dick and it starts to swell go see a fracking doctor. Your junk should not get all swollen without some external agitation being applied at the time of said swelling.
2012-11-14 03:13:54 AM  
1 votes:
So it worked for 5 years and then he got an infected cut and didn't treat it....musta been the olive oil.
2012-11-14 03:09:45 AM  
1 votes:
Olive oil causes cancer!?
2012-11-14 02:51:20 AM  
1 votes:
So the guy says to the Eastern doctor, "Doc, all the Americans say my condition is incurable, and they have to cut my penis off."

"Ah, Western medicine," the doctor sniffs. "All they want to do is cut, cut, cut! Not necessary."

"Whew," the dude says. "So what do I do?

"You wait two weeks, young man. Then penis fall off all by itself!"
2012-11-14 02:42:44 AM  
1 votes:
Man enlarges penis, gets cancer

api.ning.com
2012-11-14 02:36:23 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bangkok Post

/I'll say


shakes tiny fist!!!

working in a hospital, had a patient last week whose testes had swollen to the size of half an american football.

csb
2012-11-14 02:36:23 AM  
1 votes:
I'd imagine he's not the only guy to have had something like this done. Think about all those other poor mother farkers out there who read this, gulped and slowly looked down.
2012-11-14 02:36:12 AM  
1 votes:
"His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut"

So it was bigger, yes?

In any event, the article doesn't seem to indicate if any of the dude's problems actually had anything to do with the injection.
2012-11-14 02:24:31 AM  
1 votes:

2xhelix: Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus

This means squat.


Jesus H. Christ. I've been laughing for at least a good minute and I don't know if it's because I'm tired or this is the funniest thing I've read all week.
2012-11-14 12:38:32 AM  
1 votes:
Pol Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn

Wut
2012-11-14 12:24:14 AM  
1 votes:
Popeye must be pissed.
2012-11-14 12:11:46 AM  
1 votes:
possibly fatal genital infection

andthatswhyyouresingle.com
2012-11-13 10:35:23 PM  
1 votes:
Bangkok Post

/I'll say
 
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