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(Bangkok Post)   Guy gets olive oil injection to enlarge his penis. What could possibly go wrong? How about "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut," and that was just the start   ( divider line
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2012-11-13 10:06:22 PM  
4 votes:
Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus

This means squat.
2012-11-14 04:34:22 AM  
2 votes:
Reads story.

Reads thread.

Reads links in thread.

Kills self.
2012-11-14 03:38:02 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: I can still remember reading a story in a medical journal about a guy who'd heard about increasing scrotum size with saline injections. He decided to go DIY with motor oil and a modified Windex bottle. There were pictures, even.

I wish I had taken a copy of that story because I can't find it online anywhere.

This isn't the story in question, but it's a motor oil story with symptoms worth quoting:

Squamous cell carcinoma of the scrotum in a Nigerian: case report

-> On examination he was pale, had a foulsmelling, grotesque, fungating, ulcero-proliferative mass with rolled edges which involved the whole scrotum and proximal third of the penile shaft, 

Rolled edges! Classy.

More scrotal oil mishaps for your reading enjoyment. Here's mineral oil:

Disseminated lipogranulomas and sudden death from self-administered mineral oil injection.

Or transmission fluid:

Sclerosing lipogranulomatosis: a case report of scrotal injection of automobile transmission fluid and literature review of subcutaneous injection of oils. 

Or WD40:

The successful urological management of self-injection of Petroleum Distillate (WD40 TM) to the scrotum

("Well, at least my balls no longer squeak.")

Doesn't anyone just use Nutella any more? They wouldn't call it "Nutella" if it wasn't meant to go inside there.
2012-11-14 12:24:14 AM  
2 votes:
Popeye must be pissed.
2012-11-14 02:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
rapeseed oil works much better
2012-11-14 10:49:52 AM  
1 vote:
I smell extra virgin.
2012-11-14 10:39:36 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: Couldn't they just put his goods in a press and squeeze the oil back out? :P

You know, some rich idiot would buy it as a delicacy. *sigh*
2012-11-14 08:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
I get scrapes on my penis all of the time from the rough handjobs my girlfriend gives me.

Maybe we ought to be more careful.
2012-11-14 07:32:58 AM  
1 vote:
How about "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut," and that was just the start

So it worked?
2012-11-14 06:23:17 AM  
1 vote:
Pol Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn of the Police General Hospital said the man underwent a procedure to enlarge his penis at an illegal clinic about five years ago.

Ketchup porn. Rule 34 invoked.

/ 57 varieties, I hear
2012-11-14 05:10:08 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA "Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine, but they are not optimistic about his future."

Yeah cause peeing through my but would really make me optomistic

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2012-11-14 05:08:36 AM  
1 vote:

harrydorcas: He is probably a British man who is fond of casinos and gambling. Gamblers in the UK have inclinations to have huge dicks as study says.

Not "have."

Gamblers in the UK have inclinations to be huge dicks.
2012-11-14 05:07:45 AM  
1 vote:

Emposter: "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut"

So it was bigger, yes?

In any event, the article doesn't seem to indicate if any of the dude's problems actually had anything to do with the injection.


Listen folks, I have been injecting no less than a quart of olive oil into my dong every week for a year and a half, and guess what...NO CANCER! For those of you keeping score thats: Cancer - 0 My Greasy dong - 1. Not only that, but my girlfriend no longer complains when I jerk off on her salads...
2012-11-14 03:13:54 AM  
1 vote:
So it worked for 5 years and then he got an infected cut and didn't treat it....musta been the olive oil.
2012-11-14 03:02:31 AM  
1 vote:
Dr. Kittisup-porn? Is that like when you watch ceiling cat masturbate?
2012-11-14 02:38:21 AM  
1 vote:
I can't imagine ever injecting anything into my genitals. Ever. For any reason. Even if I was hung like a mosquito, I'd never think to stick a needle full of mystery cock serum into my junk. Poor guy.
2012-11-14 02:36:23 AM  
1 vote:
I'd imagine he's not the only guy to have had something like this done. Think about all those other poor mother farkers out there who read this, gulped and slowly looked down.
2012-11-14 12:38:32 AM  
1 vote:
Pol Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn

2012-11-13 10:35:23 PM  
1 vote:
Bangkok Post

/I'll say
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