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(YouTube)   Our favorite Taiwanese newscasters have a video up about the Petreaus scandal. Oh. My. God   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2012-11-13 09:17:35 PM  
Alas, only PG-13 rated. I guess they had to keep it safe for families.
 
2012-11-13 10:52:13 PM  
Well, at least something amusing came out of this boring attempt to gin up a "scandal".
 
2012-11-13 10:52:58 PM  
Is Obama reading the Kama Sutra...?

/probably a Quran
 
2012-11-13 10:53:21 PM  
Petreaus

Petreaus

Petreaus
 
2012-11-13 10:54:27 PM  
From some other thread:

Diogenes: I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.


Are you happy now? YOU ASKED FOR IT!
 
2012-11-13 10:58:13 PM  

Summoner101: Is Obama reading the Kama Sutra...?

/probably a Quran


Yeah it's a Quran.
 
2012-11-13 10:59:14 PM  
I guess in Taiwan, humans are like Minecraft mobs and spray hearts out of their heads when they secks.
 
2012-11-13 11:00:14 PM  
And notice before that they showed Marx and Lenin because 0bama is a seekrit mooslem marxist community organizar!
 
2012-11-13 11:02:32 PM  
Wow, they had actual video proof that Obama is actually Dr. Evil, just like the right wingers have been telling us!
 
2012-11-13 11:03:58 PM  

AirForceVet: Alas, only PG-13 rated. I guess they had to keep it safe for families.


Petraeus riding Broadwell like a cowboy was lulzy though.
 
2012-11-13 11:04:47 PM  
These guys are a lot more amusing when they aren't doing political pieces. "Hurr LENIN durr QUARAN" just isn't funny.
 
2012-11-13 11:05:50 PM  
The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.
 
2012-11-13 11:06:15 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: "Hurr LENIN durr QUARAN

QURAN" just isn't funny.

/FTFM.
 
2012-11-13 11:08:05 PM  
Quick and dirty Ret Gen Mustafa Petraeus:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-13 11:08:28 PM  
The Obama part killed me
 
2012-11-13 11:12:54 PM  
Crassy.

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 11:22:45 PM  

DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.


I don't understand how Petraeus being a philandering idiot was supposed to reflect badly on Obama. But then, I have a properly functioning brain.
 
2012-11-13 11:24:10 PM  

DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.


It just figures that Cantor was involved in this. This whole reminds me of Whitewater. Throw everything at the impeachment wall and see what sticks.
 
2012-11-13 11:24:34 PM  
It all makes sense now.
 
2012-11-13 11:25:19 PM  
The part where he was entering her from behind amused me.
 
2012-11-13 11:30:44 PM  
This was pretty lame; most of the animation basically matched the actual story that was being told. These animations were funnier when the depiction was an over-the-top exaggerated nonsense version of the story.
 
2012-11-13 11:32:40 PM  
Remember when Petraeus was likened to the baby jesus and couldn't be criticized? My what a change in government brings.
 
2012-11-13 11:34:01 PM  

ABQGOD: This was pretty lame; most of the animation basically matched the actual story that was being told. These animations were funnier when the depiction was an over-the-top exaggerated nonsense version of the story.


You didn't notice Obama in his office with his pictures of Marx, Lenin, reading the Qu'ran?
 
2012-11-13 11:34:44 PM  
Not one of their better ones IMO.
 
2012-11-13 11:34:58 PM  
Some days I love this country so much.
 
2012-11-13 11:41:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: The Obama part killed me


The portraits of Lenin and Marx were dead on accurate!
 
2012-11-13 11:43:20 PM  
Petraeus goes Gangnam Style on Broadwell.
 
2012-11-13 11:45:56 PM  

wedun: ABQGOD: This was pretty lame; most of the animation basically matched the actual story that was being told. These animations were funnier when the depiction was an over-the-top exaggerated nonsense version of the story.

You didn't notice Obama in his office with his pictures of Marx, Lenin, reading the Qu'ran?


The Dr. Evil pose was a nice touch.
 
2012-11-13 11:46:34 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.

I don't understand how Petraeus being a philandering idiot was supposed to reflect badly on Obama. But then, I have a properly functioning brain.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 11:49:09 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Some days I love this country so much.


I'll quote myself from earlier:

'This is one of the best ones of these to come along in a while'.

The addition of MILFY twins kicks it up a couple of notches.
 
2012-11-13 11:54:52 PM  
the dr evil thing takes it. but srsly wtf?
 
2012-11-13 11:55:12 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.

I don't understand how Petraeus being a philandering idiot was supposed to reflect badly on Obama. But then, I have a properly functioning brain.


The philandering part, not so much. But, if Patraeus had actually leaked state secrets or had been blackmailed over the affair, Obama could have been blamed for not keeping America safe. I'm not saying this is a good argument, but these are the same people who had a birther speaking at campaign events.
 
2012-11-13 11:59:54 PM  
I have to love how Obama pulled the doctor Evil pinkie move in the animation.
 
2012-11-14 12:00:42 AM  
this reminds me, when's the porn parody coming out?
 
2012-11-14 12:02:08 AM  

The Middle of the George Washington Bridge: this reminds me, when's the porn parody coming out?


Do you doubt, for even a moment, that they are shooting one as we speak? Film, I mean?
 
2012-11-14 12:02:49 AM  

The Middle of the George Washington Bridge: this reminds me, when's the porn parody coming out?


Call of Booty
 
2012-11-14 12:07:53 AM  

Summoner101: Quick and dirty Ret Gen Mustafa Petraeus:

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 652x360]


tf2wiki.net

Gentlemen.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:11 AM  

DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.


Interesting. I was wondering how Kelley got the FBI involved.

Kelley contacted an FBI agent, a friend so close that he had "sent shirtless photos to her." She got results, sort of, as the agent opened a cybercrimes investigation into the emails.

I doubt they'd launch an investigation into some Joe Schmoe receiving nasty emails.
 
2012-11-14 12:09:16 AM  

jso2897: Lionel Mandrake: DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.

I don't understand how Petraeus being a philandering idiot was supposed to reflect badly on Obama. But then, I have a properly functioning brain.

[i18.photobucket.com image 480x480]


So Petraeus having an affair got 4 people killed and that's Obama's fault...OOOOOOOKaaaaayyy
 
2012-11-14 12:17:05 AM  

bartink: Remember when Petraeus was likened to the baby jesus and couldn't be criticized? My what a change in government brings.


You know, historically speaking this wouldn't preclude him from running for office.
 
2012-11-14 12:17:17 AM  

Mentat: DeaH: The interesting thing is that the FBI guy (described in this article as a Shirtless Himbo) who began the investigation had a poltical axe to grind and wanted to hand the republicans a ready-made scandal in time for election.

It just figures that Cantor was involved in this. This whole reminds me of Whitewater. Throw everything at the impeachment wall and see what sticks.


I'm reading this right now:

ronewchbnewsdetroit.files.wordpress.com

I thought Cantor was an asshole before but I didn't know even half of it.
 
2012-11-14 12:17:46 AM  
Amusing, fair enough.

Although Jesus f--king Christ, to paraphrase Stewart, "HE DIDN'T DIE, HE CAN AND WILL STILL BE CALLED ON TO TESTIFY".
 
2012-11-14 12:18:20 AM  

jso2897: The Middle of the George Washington Bridge: this reminds me, when's the porn parody coming out?

Do you doubt, for even a moment, that they are shooting one as we speak? Film, I mean?


ok who are the "Actors?"
 
2012-11-14 12:21:32 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: These guys are a lot more amusing when they aren't doing political pieces. "Hurr LENIN durr QUARAN" just isn't funny.


www.trilobite.org
 
2012-11-14 12:21:54 AM  
How could cartoon Petreaus have sex so easily without ever taking his pants off? (At one point, he didn't take of his shirt either!)
 
2012-11-14 12:25:10 AM  
Ok I giggled at Obama as Dr. Evil.
 
2012-11-14 12:28:57 AM  
Which of the women will turn up in Playboy first? As long as its not Holly Petraus Hef will open the money taps.
 
2012-11-14 12:39:53 AM  
These videos are waaaaaay more entertaining to the Hotline Miami soundtrack.
 
2012-11-14 12:55:03 AM  

Gunny Walker: How could cartoon Petreaus have sex so easily without ever taking his pants off? (At one point, he didn't take of his shirt either!)


They teach you that in the military. Duh.
 
2012-11-14 01:05:07 AM  

jso2897: Well, at least something amusing came out of this boring attempt to gin up a "scandal".


Please take Benghazi seriously, Please? Pleeeeeeeeazzzze??? If only you can understand how serious Benghazi is, then you will realize how much Obama is just like Jimmy Carter, and then Mitt Romney will automatically be Ronald Reagan.
 
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