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(Seattle Times)   Hope Solo racks up another statistic - Domestic Violence Victim - in altercation with boyfriend, and former NFL thug, Jerramy Stevens and 6 other people   (blogs.seattletimes.com) divider line 159
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2012-11-13 06:38:56 PM  
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2012-11-13 06:46:37 PM  
She's lucky she wasn't raped. Jerramy Stevens has not been what you would call a stable, non rapey person since oh, he was about 12.
 
2012-11-13 06:49:17 PM  

BSABSVR: She's lucky she wasn't raped. Jerramy Stevens has not been what you would call a stable, non rapey person since oh, he was about 12.


When did he rape anyone? I understand that not everything gets prosecuted, but all I've ever heard about from him was drug/alcohol related shenanigans like DUI and possession charges.
 
2012-11-13 06:53:04 PM  

seumasokelly: BSABSVR: She's lucky she wasn't raped. Jerramy Stevens has not been what you would call a stable, non rapey person since oh, he was about 12.

When did he rape anyone? I understand that not everything gets prosecuted, but all I've ever heard about from him was drug/alcohol related shenanigans like DUI and possession charges.


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On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman. Stevens initially denied having sex with the accuser, but later admitted to having sex with her in the yard of a fraternity house in the early morning hours of June 4, 2000, after a fraternity party, but maintained it was consensual. However, a UW student who walked by and witnessed them having sex called 911 to report it as a possible rape, noting that the woman appeared to be drugged; he described her as "half passed out ... eyes glazed ... no one home."[7][8] Stevens's semen was found in the victim, who was penetrated vaginally and anally, and numerous witnesses testified that she acted as if drugged at the party. Police suspected a date rape drug was given to the woman at the party, but blood samples were taken too late for testing.

Despite these suspicions, the King County prosecutor declined to file rape charges against Stevens due to "confusing and conflicting statements".[7][8]"
 
2012-11-13 06:56:16 PM  
What web site are they promoting in that photo?
 
2012-11-13 07:02:55 PM  

DrySocket: seumasokelly: BSABSVR: She's lucky she wasn't raped. Jerramy Stevens has not been what you would call a stable, non rapey person since oh, he was about 12.

When did he rape anyone? I understand that not everything gets prosecuted, but all I've ever heard about from him was drug/alcohol related shenanigans like DUI and possession charges.

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On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman. Stevens initially denied having sex with the accuser, but later admitted to having sex with her in the yard of a fraternity house in the early morning hours of June 4, 2000, after a fraternity party, but maintained it was consensual. However, a UW student who walked by and witnessed them having sex called 911 to report it as a possible rape, noting that the woman appeared to be drugged; he described her as "half passed out ... eyes glazed ... no one home."[7][8] Stevens's semen was found in the victim, who was penetrated vaginally and anally, and numerous witnesses testified that she acted as if drugged at the party. Police suspected a date rape drug was given to the woman at the party, but blood samples were taken too late for testing.

Despite these suspicions, the King County prosecutor declined to file rape charges against Stevens due to "confusing and conflicting statements".[7][8]"


Oh. THAT time.
 
2012-11-13 07:35:49 PM  
Dear douchebag abuser: when we all said we'd hit that, you misunderstood.
 
2012-11-13 07:42:45 PM  

MoonPirate: Dear douchebag abuser: when we all said we'd hit that, you misunderstood.


This!
 
2012-11-13 08:19:48 PM  
Domestic abuse is never acceptable, but if it was, I bet Hope Solo would be one of the first on the list.

That chick is a snooty biatch.

Protip: Don't get involved with a guy with anger management issues and if you do, don't provoke him. It won't be your fault, but you could have avoided it.
 
2012-11-13 08:38:39 PM  

MoonPirate: Dear douchebag abuser: when we all said we'd hit that, you misunderstood.


Plus, the position of douchebag abuser deity has been filled. Go be rapey someplace else.
 
2012-11-13 08:44:31 PM  
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I wonder if she landed a couple of shots during the melee?
 
2012-11-13 09:21:30 PM  

DrySocket: On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman. Stevens initially denied having sex with the accuser, but later admitted to having sex with her in the yard of a fraternity house in the early morning hours of June 4, 2000,


For some reason that reminded me of this scene (NSFW)

/Christina Ricci
 
2012-11-13 09:40:09 PM  
Face it fellas. Violence is just more manly.

Maybe you can impress a middle class breeder stock chick by cooking and fixing and renovating and such. But when a woman gets to be a star celebrity, she needs a serious douchebag to arouse her passions. Or if she's Tina Fey, a munchkin.
 
2012-11-13 09:40:34 PM  
I'm trying to work in a "bring me solo and the wookie" reference here, but it's just not working. Whatever, back to drinking.
 
2012-11-13 09:58:28 PM  

Coolfusis: I'm trying to work in a "bring me solo and the wookie" reference here, but it's just not working. Whatever, back to drinking.


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2012-11-13 10:12:04 PM  
What a jerkoff. I know I'd only hit Hope Solo in the positive way, but she'd kick my ass long before I got the opportunity.
 
2012-11-13 10:39:28 PM  
According to KING-TV, Stevens and Solo, a couple of two months, had argued whether they would live in Florida or Washington. Stevens was released after today's hearing. The couple had reportedly planned to marry today.

That's a relationship that's built to last.
 
2012-11-13 11:13:50 PM  

Mentat: According to KING-TV, Stevens and Solo, a couple of two months, had argued whether they would live in Florida or Washington. Stevens was released after today's hearing. The couple had reportedly planned to marry today.

That's a relationship that's built to last.


Yeah, something tells me Stevens isn't the only unstable part of that relationship.

/after you grow up don't hit girls in anger
 
2012-11-14 12:03:19 AM  
If she can catch a ball, she can catch a punch?
 
2012-11-14 12:07:21 AM  
So I'm inclined to cheer against the US in many things but I find myself in a situation where I'm cheering for an American goalie. Please make sure it doesn't happen again.
 
2012-11-14 12:10:48 AM  
How would they have met? I can't see them having mutual friends.
 
2012-11-14 12:12:56 AM  

SurfaceTension: Mentat: According to KING-TV, Stevens and Solo, a couple of two months, had argued whether they would live in Florida or Washington. Stevens was released after today's hearing. The couple had reportedly planned to marry today.

That's a relationship that's built to last.

Yeah, something tells me Stevens isn't the only unstable part of that relationship.

/after you grow up don't hit girls in anger


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"Hmm. In my book, though, someone comes at you with a bottle, I'm sorry, that is a deadly weapon, they gotta take the consequences."
 
2012-11-14 12:14:47 AM  
Women, remember if you date douche bags this could very well happen to you.

There is no doubt a nice, non-douche bag guy Hope could be dating but since he's not a high profile athlete she won't even give him the time of day. And there are lots of guys just like him watching douche bags abuse women in so many ways every day.
 
2012-11-14 12:27:56 AM  

Mentat: According to KING-TV, Stevens and Solo, a couple of two months, had argued whether they would live in Florida or Washington. Stevens was released after today's hearing. The couple had reportedly planned to marry today.

That's a relationship that's built to last.


stun gun, bloody drunkeness, domestic disturbance, and then they got married! The aristocrats . . .
 
2012-11-14 12:32:04 AM  

Delawheredad: Women, remember if you date douche bags this could very well happen to you.

There is no doubt a nice, non-douche bag guy Hope could be dating but since he's not a high profile athlete she won't even give him the time of day. And there are lots of guys just like him watching douche bags abuse women in so many ways every day.



Given that she lives on the Eastside, I recommend settling down with a nice Microsoft nerd.
 
2012-11-14 12:44:52 AM  

The_Sponge: Delawheredad: Women, remember if you date douche bags this could very well happen to you.

There is no doubt a nice, non-douche bag guy Hope could be dating but since he's not a high profile athlete she won't even give him the time of day. And there are lots of guys just like him watching douche bags abuse women in so many ways every day.

Given that she lives on the Eastside, I recommend settling down with a nice Microsoft nerd.


People like what they like. If douche is her type, she'll find another douche, or just hook up with this one again.
 
2012-11-14 12:45:10 AM  
So a guy who got bounced out of the NFL two seasons ago for behavioral issues coupled with sucky play can still land Hope Solo? Is this a reverse beard thing and he just figured it out?
 
2012-11-14 12:52:30 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: So a guy who got bounced out of the NFL two seasons ago for behavioral issues coupled with sucky play can still land Hope Solo? Is this a reverse beard thing and he just figured it out?


I think if a lesbian is w/ a dude, it's still called a beard, right?
 
2012-11-14 12:57:20 AM  
Why did I read "hope solo" and think of that weird virgin hurdler woman I want to do sticky things to? Yeah, the one that I can't remember her name....

I blame the 6-pack and Valium.
 
2012-11-14 12:59:40 AM  
before I rtfa I was going to start a kickstarter account for his bail money. she is in need of a serious beat down
 
2012-11-14 12:59:58 AM  

wiseolddude: How would they have met? I can't see them having mutual friends.


They went to UW together.
 
2012-11-14 01:15:59 AM  

crotchgrabber: Why did I read "hope solo" and think of that weird virgin hurdler woman I want to do sticky things to? Yeah, the one that I can't remember her name....

I blame the 6-pack and Valium.


You mean Lolo Jones.
 
2012-11-14 01:29:13 AM  
God Jerramy is such a piece of shiat. Her pops was a POS too so I guess that explains a few things
 
2012-11-14 01:42:08 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Domestic abuse is never acceptable, but if it was, I bet Hope Solo would be one of the first on the list.

That chick is a snooty biatch.

Protip: Don't get involved with a guy with anger management issues and if you do, don't provoke him. It won't be your fault, but you could have avoided it.


"Yeah, and what was she doing there in the first place, if she didn't want what was coming to her? I bet she was wearing provocative clothing, too. Not her fault, but... Come on. It's kind of her fault. Right, boys? Boys? Fellas...? Why are you brandishing shillelaghs? Ow! Ow, you guys, I was just telling it how it-- OW!"

Stop being a douche.
 
2012-11-14 01:42:45 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Domestic abuse is never acceptable, but if it was, I bet Hope Solo would be one of the first on the list.

That chick is a snooty biatch.

Protip: Don't get involved with a guy with anger management issues and if you do, don't provoke him. It won't be your fault, but you could have avoided it.


People with anger issues are attracted to other people with anger issues. We view each other as being fiery and passionate.

I have only anecdotal evidence of Hope's anger issues but I totally want to bang her because she's hot and seems like she'd Fark really well because she's so fiery and passionate.
 
2012-11-14 01:43:32 AM  
Sounds like they're experiencing despair together.

/too subtle?
 
2012-11-14 01:54:38 AM  

Mentat: crotchgrabber: Why did I read "hope solo" and think of that weird virgin hurdler woman I want to do sticky things to? Yeah, the one that I can't remember her name....

I blame the 6-pack and Valium.

You mean Lolo Jones.


She's taking her frigid hole to the frigid hole.
 
2012-11-14 01:55:38 AM  
I thought she played for the other team; or may e that is just the way it played out in my head.
 
2012-11-14 02:00:46 AM  

Alkoholiker: I thought she played for the other team; or may e that is just the way it played out in my head.


It's funny that her name perfectly describes your mentality.
 
2012-11-14 02:01:41 AM  
According to Jerramy Stevens, "Hope shout first."
 
2012-11-14 03:07:58 AM  

xpisblack: AdolfOliverPanties: Domestic abuse is never acceptable, but if it was, I bet Hope Solo would be one of the first on the list.

That chick is a snooty biatch.

Protip: Don't get involved with a guy with anger management issues and if you do, don't provoke him. It won't be your fault, but you could have avoided it.

"Yeah, and what was she doing there in the first place, if she didn't want what was coming to her? I bet she was wearing provocative clothing, too. Not her fault, but... Come on. It's kind of her fault. Right, boys? Boys? Fellas...? Why are you brandishing shillelaghs? Ow! Ow, you guys, I was just telling it how it-- OW!"

Stop being a douche.


I just don't know when it became unacceptable to call people out when they make stupid decisions. You lie in the bed you make, don't expect sympathy when the obvious happens.
 
2012-11-14 03:19:28 AM  

bukketmaster: The_Sponge: Delawheredad: Women, remember if you date douche bags this could very well happen to you.

There is no doubt a nice, non-douche bag guy Hope could be dating but since he's not a high profile athlete she won't even give him the time of day. And there are lots of guys just like him watching douche bags abuse women in so many ways every day.

Given that she lives on the Eastside, I recommend settling down with a nice Microsoft nerd.

People like what they like. If douche is her type, she'll find another douche, or just hook up with this one again.


True....I was just making a cheesy attempt at local humor.

/meh
 
2012-11-14 03:54:13 AM  

TotallyHeadless: I just don't know when it became unacceptable to call people out when they make stupid decisions. You lie in the bed you make, don't expect sympathy when the obvious happens.


Which was her stupid decision here, and what was the obvious that happened? Was her mistake in thinking that a guy who had a history of not hitting her would continue not hitting her? Or just, as a blanket rule, dating pro athletes? I mean, yes, the guy has a history of drinking abuse and-- a decade earlier, when in college-- was investigated for possible sexual assault. I bet there are many, many people who did dumb crap as sophomores in college that they never did again, and being arrested for DUI and marijuana possession are not remotely the same as physical violence.

He was violent in high school, and then he was an idiot once (for which he got caught) in college. He kept drinking and smoking pot and having public sex after then. Looking at his reported sheet, the only troubling thing I can see is the incident from last year when he got the crap kicked out of him by a couple of bouncers. And maybe that's a warning sign, but pub-brawls are also a far cry from beating on loved ones at home. Hell, I've scuffled with bouncers, even got a bit stomped by a few, but I've never hit a girlfriend. So what exactly was her stupid mistake?

Now, if she should go back to him after he'shiat her, then maybe I'll concede the point. But until now, he has had nothing approaching a history of domestic abuse since college (and even that is slightly dodgy), for his adult life of more than a decade. Even if you assume he personally drugged and raped that poor woman back in college, which is a bit of a stretch, a lot of people change between their sophomore year in university and the age of 33.

So what, pray tell, was Ms. Solo's mistake? At least, in terms of things she could have known about beforehand. Thinking that drinking and driving drunk and smoking pot were kind of dumb, but not the same as beating on a girlfriend?

If you assume that it's obvious that football players are going to beat their wives and girlfriends, then you're conceding that it's normal and to be expected, and therefore within spitting distance of tolerable. "She should know better-- he is, after all, a pro football player who drinks. What did she expect?"

F&(k that. Don't be that kind of douche. It's not normal, even for assholes with history of poor decision making. Who among us has never made a poor decision that could have resulted in at least custodial detainment? Vomiting in public, driving with a drink or two too many in, driving too fast with a personal quantity of drugs stashed nearby... Many of us do stupid things along the same lines as the things for which he had previously gotten in trouble. Very few of us turn that into domestic violence.

This is blaming the victim, pure and simple, and it's an old tactic that has harmed women for generations. Stop it.
 
2012-11-14 04:41:59 AM  
Sorry, but my sympathy levels drastically decrease when a person who has a PUBLIC reputation for violence and sexual assault does something like this.

Nobody deserves it, but some people don't deserve better.
 
2012-11-14 04:45:11 AM  

xpisblack: He was violent in high school, and then he was an idiot once (for which he got caught) in college


I'm sorry, but as someone who lives in the PNW and has lived here my entire life, I'd just like to state matter-of-factly that the above statement is wrong.

He was not an idiot "once" in college, unless by "once" you're speaking of every term.
 
2012-11-14 04:47:33 AM  

xpisblack: This is blaming the victim, pure and simple, and it's an old tactic that has harmed women for generations. Stop it.


Actually, abusive assholes have harmed women for generations. Telling women NOT TO BE INVOLVED WITH ABUSIVE ASSHOLES does not harm women. Telling an otherwise intelligent group of people to pull their heads out of their asses is not harmful.

In fact, THIS IS WHAT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE VICTIMS WHO HAVE CRAWLED OUT OF THE HOLE OF ABUSE WILL TELL YOU TO DO.

But, of course, we all know how sexist THOSE people are.
 
2012-11-14 04:49:07 AM  
And regarding the above college idiocy of Stevens, I'm speaking of known facts. Let's just say, there were other alleged incidents that did not necessarily become legal problems for the young man.
 
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2012-11-14 04:55:44 AM  

Harry_Seldon: According to Jerramy Stevens, "Hope shout first."


i wouldn't expect anything different....but pop her in the yap? how 'bout a grudge fark?
 
2012-11-14 05:02:06 AM  

puffy999: And regarding the above college idiocy of Stevens, I'm speaking of known facts. Let's just say, there were other alleged incidents that did not necessarily become legal problems for the young man.


Maybe so. I just haven't seen them documented. If he is well known and documented as a domestic abuser, then my sympathy dwindles, but apart from allegations and arrests for other-- non-violent-- stupid things, none of those other incidents seems to have stuck. Is his status really so impressive that he never got arrested for anything worse than drunk driving in a decade, or are his lawyers just that good?

And by "he was an idiot once," I meant that he got arrested once in college for sexual violence, and then was never prosecuted. When I was in university, I knew kids from wealthy local families-- obviously, it's not the same as being a pro-bound athlete, but they had roughly equivalent repulsive resources to prevent arrest and prosecution-- who got away with their sexual-assault crap twice or maybe thrice and then started getting arrested regularly, with rapidly increasing bail set and prosecution threatened until they had to transfer far, far away. If this escalation never happened to him, then I have to ask what the Hell is wrong with the PNW? Are they that blinded by celebrity?
 
2012-11-14 06:35:49 AM  
when you go black you will get whacked
 
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