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(KIRO TV)   Washington State woman beats boyfriend with a marijuana bong. And so it begins   (kirotv.com) divider line 76
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2012-11-13 10:19:33 PM  

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


0/10.
 
2012-11-13 10:21:14 PM  
REEFER MADNESS
 
2012-11-13 10:24:50 PM  
The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Only an alcoholic could miss this line. We've got a hell of a lot of them here.

It's also why we've got a thread of 52 comments and only 3 jokes that aren't copies of eachother.

Unfortunately, those 3 jokes aren't even funny, because they were made by drunks.
 
2012-11-13 10:35:04 PM  

signaljammer: Col Richard is probably the most famous Bong.


What you did there, I noted.

/But you jam receivers, not signals or transmitters.
 
2012-11-13 10:37:17 PM  

fluffy2097: The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Only an alcoholic could miss this line. We've got a hell of a lot of them here.

It's also why we've got a thread of 52 comments and only 3 jokes that aren't copies of eachother.

Unfortunately, those 3 jokes aren't even funny, because they were made by drunks.


Like.....mellow out man
 
2012-11-13 10:49:28 PM  
Jeez, if they'd just legalize beating people with bongs, the crime rate would decrease...or something.

/just legalize it already!
 
2012-11-13 10:54:29 PM  
So I live in bellingham and about 5 years ago a buddy of mine got attacked with a glass bong during an argument. So I'm getting a kick?

/He got cut on the forehead and there was a large amount of bruising.
//Guy was arrested and convicted.
 
2012-11-13 11:01:45 PM  

nmemkha: [myblogguest.com image 240x380]


I guess nothing is really obscure on fark. Good post, bro.

/One of the most bizarre and oddly entertaining bargain bin movies I've ever had the pleasure of seeing 
//Also the first thing I thought of after reading the headline 
///Bong rips 4 Jesus
 
2012-11-13 11:04:17 PM  
Made a bong out of a single stalk of giant bamboo when I was a kid.

Naturally segmented.

Used a piece of the lower part of the stalk for the body, and a skinny piece from up above for the stem / bowl.

Looked something like this:

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Worked great until it dried out and cracked several months later.
 
2012-11-13 11:07:18 PM  

Amos Quito: Made a bong out of a single stalk of giant bamboo when I was a kid.

Naturally segmented.

Used a piece of the lower part of the stalk for the body, and a skinny piece from up above for the stem / bowl.

Looked something like this:

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Worked great until it dried out and cracked several months later.



Oh, forgot to add that it made me lose my faith in Jeebus, question authority, and take the laws of self-preservation less seriously.

/Demon weed
 
2012-11-13 11:13:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Like.....mellow out man


but duuuude. You gotta like, poke em with a stick so they get all "Yo Bro! you wanna Go?!" Then try and punch you and knock themselves out.

Try it some time. It's hilarious maaaan.
 
2012-11-13 11:22:57 PM  
Guess they got bored at the Stevens-Solo pre-wedding party.
 
2012-11-13 11:25:43 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH


signaljammer: Col Richard is probably the most famous Bong.

What you did there, I noted.

/But you jam receivers, not signals or transmitters.


I am ill wont to contradict you, friend. But the last part of my moniker refers to music! The music of schizophrenia! It refers to my eclectic consciousness rather that my actions. However, I am acquainted with RF nomenclature, so I know your misinterpretation is a natural one. Back in the early seventies, when I invented the tag, knowing the internet was coming, guitarists and their ilk would shout our a key signature, then commence to wail. This was called jamning or jamming.
 
2012-11-13 11:30:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Must have been the El Ka model


My undying respect sir...
 
2012-11-13 11:38:27 PM  

Erix: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 620x375]

Maybe she thought he was a zombie.


Regular zombie, or inbred redneck torture zombie?
 
2012-11-13 11:39:57 PM  
Amos Quito: Made a bong out of a single stalk of giant bamboo when I was a kid.


That's Vietnamese style, where it is humid enough to maintain. Everything else here is a knockoff. The bong, however, hails from mother Africa. I was around for the introduction of the device in question to the states.
 
2012-11-13 11:48:55 PM  
Even then, it's how you look at it. Typically when jamming, one broadcasts a random signal of higher power than the intended radiation in hopes of saturating the (presuming FM) AGC. Tailoring this conflicting signal to have the bulk properties of the original signal minimizes the energy requirements of the interloper, admittedly at the expense of generality, making spread-spectrum techniques more attractive to the communicator. 'Signal-jamming' was a common term on the news and TV when I was a kid in the sixties, in any event. It makes sense in a broadcast context, as commercial receivers are not set up for spread-spectrum.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:45 AM  
In Bellingham? The hell you say?
 
2012-11-14 12:32:25 AM  
Those old school ceramic bongs will take yer' head clean off man....

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-14 01:28:56 AM  

hammettman: Now that the ganja is legal the state needs to draw up some regulations on bongs. The money received from taxing the weed can put a whole department of bureaucrats to work cooking up and enforcing regulations. Something like: they can't be made of hard material, must be flexible and bend when smashed over the typical human skull. This would never have happened with proper government oversight.

/your stoner dollars at work


We thought of something much better. We give the first $40 million made, every year, to schools. You know, to help those "bureaucrats" teach your children "math".
 
2012-11-14 01:35:44 AM  
http://boingboing.net/2012/11/12/if-pot-were-truly-legal-high.html
Link
 
2012-11-14 04:41:00 AM  
Well they *had* to have some story where marijuana use caused harm and the only one they could find was being hit with the paraphernalia.....
 
2012-11-14 06:22:49 AM  
The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

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Link

Particularly at the 5:10 mark.
 
2012-11-14 07:26:47 AM  
arrrest record. now u can't get a job
too bad
 
2012-11-14 08:18:40 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: There's all kinds of 'em
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(Not a headshop)


Holy crap, that's up the street from my childhood home!
 
2012-11-14 12:36:03 PM  

AeAe: Unless it's a Roor. They use thick glass but that shiat's expensive. and the downstem will just snap right off..


Don't I know it. You wouldn't happen to know anybody who can fix such a thing would you?
 
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