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(KIRO TV)   Washington State woman beats boyfriend with a marijuana bong. And so it begins   (kirotv.com ) divider line
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2012-11-13 08:30:22 PM  
FTFA "The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking."

If they had been using the bong to smoke some Northern Lights this never would have happened!
 
2012-11-13 08:54:02 PM  
Drinking could mean drinking the bong water...
 
2012-11-13 08:54:39 PM  
This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.
 
2012-11-13 08:55:06 PM  
A bong made of the demon weed?

Fascinating...
 
2012-11-13 08:55:37 PM  
"What do you have to hit it with to make it go 'bong'?"

- Tootie learning a valuable lesson on a very special TFOL episode

Apparently the answer is "your boyfriend's skull". Who woulda guessed?

/taking the good and taking the bad
 
2012-11-13 08:55:38 PM  
Must have been the El Ka model
 
2012-11-13 08:57:55 PM  
Her dealer beau must have offered her some bad kush.
 
2012-11-13 09:00:04 PM  
Another crazed Republican attack because Obama won?

Women are such religious fanatics.
 
2012-11-13 09:00:39 PM  
So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.
 
2012-11-13 09:00:41 PM  
Jeff Spiccoli approves
 
2012-11-13 09:00:50 PM  
For the last time: her name is not Skip.
 
2012-11-13 09:01:57 PM  
Begun the bong wars have
 
2012-11-13 09:02:08 PM  
She settled his hash.
 
2012-11-13 09:03:04 PM  
Well, did the bong break?
 
2012-11-13 09:04:45 PM  
They were drinking...but not smoking from the bong. Well all righty then. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2012-11-13 09:06:39 PM  
This is the first recorded marijuana overdose since Obama made drugs legal. Hope you are all happy.
 
2012-11-13 09:08:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Must have been the El Ka model


3.bp.blogspot.com

Sees what you did there.
 
2012-11-13 09:10:19 PM  

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


Like most of the general population
 
2012-11-13 09:11:14 PM  
Another act of drug-related violence.
 
2012-11-13 09:14:17 PM  

woman beats boyfriend with a marijuana bong


Hookahs and blows?
 
2012-11-13 09:14:51 PM  

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


and what is your excuse, reading comprehension failmeister?
 
2012-11-13 09:15:58 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?


Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.
 
2012-11-13 09:16:54 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe she thought he was a zombie.
 
2012-11-13 09:17:14 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.


According to TFA, alcohol was involved.
 
2012-11-13 09:17:25 PM  

AeAe: CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?

Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.


Shows what you know... or you just didn't try hard enough.
 
2012-11-13 09:18:07 PM  
Stand your bong.
 
2012-11-13 09:18:52 PM  
I'm disappointed, where's the 'line' "A helpful picture of what a bong looks like"?
 
2012-11-13 09:24:02 PM  
myblogguest.com
 
2012-11-13 09:24:23 PM  
Can't we all just get a bong?
 
2012-11-13 09:28:03 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: AeAe: CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?

Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.

Shows what you know... or you just didn't try hard enough.


"beating" someone with a bong is like beating them with a martini glass..

Unless it's a Roor. They use thick glass but that shiat's expensive. and the downstem will just snap right off..

Don't ask me how I know.
 
2012-11-13 09:28:39 PM  

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


it also proved bongs are multifunctional.
 
2012-11-13 09:29:38 PM  
Not bothering to read TFA. They were drunk and marijuana bong is redundant foxnewsfearmongeringmitter.
 
2012-11-13 09:30:33 PM  
Sounds like another typical case of refer madness.
 
2012-11-13 09:31:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

/What the glob?
 
2012-11-13 09:32:39 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.


From the article:

The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Wap waaap waaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooo.
 
2012-11-13 09:35:52 PM  

Badgers: i.imgur.com

/What the glob?



Here, the Ice King will be played by Bryan Cranston.
 
2012-11-13 09:38:02 PM  

GGracie: FTFA "The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking."

If they had been using the bong to smoke some Northern Lights this never would have happened!


Over in one.

Bearwhale: AverageAmericanGuy: So much for the myth that marijuana isn't a dangerous drug.

From the article:

The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Wap waaap waaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooo.


I prefer Link
 
2012-11-13 09:38:55 PM  

AeAe: Don't ask me how I know.


So you DID try.... still don't think you tried hard enough.

Or you were trying at beating someone with an inferior product. Glass blown is much better for the whack effect.

/light'n up, dude
 
2012-11-13 09:42:50 PM  
There's all kinds of 'em
img96.imageshack.us
(Not a headshop)
 
2012-11-13 09:49:02 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Badgers: i.imgur.com

/What the glob?


Here, the Ice King will be played by Bryan Cranston.


Only if Aaron Paul plays Gunther.

/mweh mweh, beatch
 
2012-11-13 09:49:09 PM  
What goes with pot and rings like a bell?

BONG!
 
2012-11-13 09:50:28 PM  

Badgers: Only if Aaron Paul plays Gunther.

/mweh mweh, beatch


All the Oscars.

All of them.

"GUNTHER, YOU IMBECILE!"
 
2012-11-13 09:53:05 PM  
Good old B'ham. I earned a degree in marijuana at Western.
 
2012-11-13 09:54:48 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: There's all kinds of 'em

(Not a headshop)


farm7.staticflickr.com 

They're everywhere!
 
2012-11-13 09:56:09 PM  
Now that the ganja is legal the state needs to draw up some regulations on bongs. The money received from taxing the weed can put a whole department of bureaucrats to work cooking up and enforcing regulations. Something like: they can't be made of hard material, must be flexible and bend when smashed over the typical human skull. This would never have happened with proper government oversight.

/your stoner dollars at work
 
2012-11-13 10:06:13 PM  

AeAe: CapeFearCadaver: Well, did the bong break?

Most bongs I've seen are glass or plastic. You can't "beat" anyone with it. You can hit someone with a bong .. once. Or tap someone lightly multiple times, I suppose.


Bullshiat. I've toked out of ones 4 feet tall. Piss off a woman after a night of tequila with her girlfriends and you might get killed with it, thus tonight's Fark story.
 
2012-11-13 10:06:49 PM  
Col Richard is probably the most famous Bong.
 
2012-11-13 10:07:21 PM  
I'm gonna call it again: every crime that makes the news will be a marijuana related crime until the government gives up on the referendums.
 
2012-11-13 10:07:49 PM  
And, so far as I know, in Japan at least, he always had a carburetor.
 
2012-11-13 10:18:50 PM  
Bongs don't kill people, people who don't smoke bongs kill people.
 
2012-11-13 10:19:33 PM  

myusernameisariddle: This just proves that you pot heads are highly dysfunctional.


I live with my mom.
 
2012-11-13 10:21:14 PM  
REEFER MADNESS
 
2012-11-13 10:24:50 PM  
The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Only an alcoholic could miss this line. We've got a hell of a lot of them here.

It's also why we've got a thread of 52 comments and only 3 jokes that aren't copies of eachother.

Unfortunately, those 3 jokes aren't even funny, because they were made by drunks.
 
2012-11-13 10:35:04 PM  

signaljammer: Col Richard is probably the most famous Bong.


What you did there, I noted.

/But you jam receivers, not signals or transmitters.
 
2012-11-13 10:37:17 PM  

fluffy2097: The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

Only an alcoholic could miss this line. We've got a hell of a lot of them here.

It's also why we've got a thread of 52 comments and only 3 jokes that aren't copies of eachother.

Unfortunately, those 3 jokes aren't even funny, because they were made by drunks.


Like.....mellow out man
 
2012-11-13 10:49:28 PM  
Jeez, if they'd just legalize beating people with bongs, the crime rate would decrease...or something.

/just legalize it already!
 
2012-11-13 10:54:29 PM  
So I live in bellingham and about 5 years ago a buddy of mine got attacked with a glass bong during an argument. So I'm getting a kick?

/He got cut on the forehead and there was a large amount of bruising.
//Guy was arrested and convicted.
 
2012-11-13 11:01:45 PM  

nmemkha: [myblogguest.com image 240x380]


I guess nothing is really obscure on fark. Good post, bro.

/One of the most bizarre and oddly entertaining bargain bin movies I've ever had the pleasure of seeing 
//Also the first thing I thought of after reading the headline 
///Bong rips 4 Jesus
 
2012-11-13 11:04:17 PM  
Made a bong out of a single stalk of giant bamboo when I was a kid.

Naturally segmented.

Used a piece of the lower part of the stalk for the body, and a skinny piece from up above for the stem / bowl.

Looked something like this:

img114.imageshack.us

Worked great until it dried out and cracked several months later.
 
2012-11-13 11:07:18 PM  

Amos Quito: Made a bong out of a single stalk of giant bamboo when I was a kid.

Naturally segmented.

Used a piece of the lower part of the stalk for the body, and a skinny piece from up above for the stem / bowl.

Looked something like this:

[img114.imageshack.us image 318x240]

Worked great until it dried out and cracked several months later.



Oh, forgot to add that it made me lose my faith in Jeebus, question authority, and take the laws of self-preservation less seriously.

/Demon weed
 
2012-11-13 11:13:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Like.....mellow out man


but duuuude. You gotta like, poke em with a stick so they get all "Yo Bro! you wanna Go?!" Then try and punch you and knock themselves out.

Try it some time. It's hilarious maaaan.
 
2012-11-13 11:22:57 PM  
Guess they got bored at the Stevens-Solo pre-wedding party.
 
2012-11-13 11:25:43 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH


signaljammer: Col Richard is probably the most famous Bong.

What you did there, I noted.

/But you jam receivers, not signals or transmitters.


I am ill wont to contradict you, friend. But the last part of my moniker refers to music! The music of schizophrenia! It refers to my eclectic consciousness rather that my actions. However, I am acquainted with RF nomenclature, so I know your misinterpretation is a natural one. Back in the early seventies, when I invented the tag, knowing the internet was coming, guitarists and their ilk would shout our a key signature, then commence to wail. This was called jamning or jamming.
 
2012-11-13 11:30:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Must have been the El Ka model


My undying respect sir...
 
2012-11-13 11:38:27 PM  

Erix: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 620x375]

Maybe she thought he was a zombie.


Regular zombie, or inbred redneck torture zombie?
 
2012-11-13 11:39:57 PM  
Amos Quito: Made a bong out of a single stalk of giant bamboo when I was a kid.


That's Vietnamese style, where it is humid enough to maintain. Everything else here is a knockoff. The bong, however, hails from mother Africa. I was around for the introduction of the device in question to the states.
 
2012-11-13 11:48:55 PM  
Even then, it's how you look at it. Typically when jamming, one broadcasts a random signal of higher power than the intended radiation in hopes of saturating the (presuming FM) AGC. Tailoring this conflicting signal to have the bulk properties of the original signal minimizes the energy requirements of the interloper, admittedly at the expense of generality, making spread-spectrum techniques more attractive to the communicator. 'Signal-jamming' was a common term on the news and TV when I was a kid in the sixties, in any event. It makes sense in a broadcast context, as commercial receivers are not set up for spread-spectrum.
 
2012-11-14 12:05:45 AM  
In Bellingham? The hell you say?
 
2012-11-14 12:32:25 AM  
Those old school ceramic bongs will take yer' head clean off man....

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-14 01:28:56 AM  

hammettman: Now that the ganja is legal the state needs to draw up some regulations on bongs. The money received from taxing the weed can put a whole department of bureaucrats to work cooking up and enforcing regulations. Something like: they can't be made of hard material, must be flexible and bend when smashed over the typical human skull. This would never have happened with proper government oversight.

/your stoner dollars at work


We thought of something much better. We give the first $40 million made, every year, to schools. You know, to help those "bureaucrats" teach your children "math".
 
2012-11-14 01:35:44 AM  
http://boingboing.net/2012/11/12/if-pot-were-truly-legal-high.html
Link
 
2012-11-14 04:41:00 AM  
Well they *had* to have some story where marijuana use caused harm and the only one they could find was being hit with the paraphernalia.....
 
2012-11-14 06:22:49 AM  
The Bellingham Herald said officers believe the couple had been drinking.

i471.photobucket.com
Link

Particularly at the 5:10 mark.
 
2012-11-14 07:26:47 AM  
arrrest record. now u can't get a job
too bad
 
2012-11-14 08:18:40 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: There's all kinds of 'em
[img96.imageshack.us image 500x375]
(Not a headshop)


Holy crap, that's up the street from my childhood home!
 
2012-11-14 12:36:03 PM  

AeAe: Unless it's a Roor. They use thick glass but that shiat's expensive. and the downstem will just snap right off..


Don't I know it. You wouldn't happen to know anybody who can fix such a thing would you?
 
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