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(ESPN)   Charges against Purple Jesus dropped after Texas police are notified being black isn't a felony. Allen West demands a recount   (espn.go.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-13 05:08:31 PM
King Kong aint got shiat ON ME!

carltonjordan.com
 
2012-11-13 05:28:15 PM
well, if anyone would know about committing felonies, it would be Allan West.
 
2012-11-13 07:21:41 PM
however under RICO people can still be charged if the felony is connected with a "failure to be rich" misdemeanor
 
2012-11-13 07:33:04 PM
They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?
 
2012-11-13 07:41:13 PM
"HE RESISTED ARREST WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO ARREST HIM FOR...RESISTING ARREST!"
 
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2012-11-13 07:47:09 PM
where is the Purple Jesus?

rexee-17.vo.llnwd.net

down by the river.....walking on water.
 
2012-11-13 07:48:20 PM

HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?


He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.
 
2012-11-13 07:55:22 PM

clovis69: HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?

He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.


Yeah, NYPD and LAPD are totally not racist at all, Texas is always the problem. Can we stop acting like stupid racist cops aren't a universal problem in the US
 
2012-11-13 07:56:48 PM
Already covered.
 
2012-11-13 08:08:22 PM
We're not gonna get a marlins dumpster fire thread so I'm just going to pop in here and predict that baseball is done in south florida.
 
2012-11-13 08:10:20 PM

TheJoe03: clovis69: HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?

He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.

Yeah, NYPD and LAPD are totally not racist at all, Texas is always the problem. Can we stop acting like stupid racist cops aren't a universal problem in the US


cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2012-11-13 09:05:06 PM

TheJoe03: clovis69: HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?

He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.

Yeah, NYPD and LAPD are totally not racist at all, Texas is always the problem. Can we stop acting like stupid racist cops aren't a universal problem in the US


He should be lucky it was in Texas and not New York City or Oakland. In those cities, Existing While Non-White isn't just a felony, it's punishable by summary execution.
 
2012-11-13 09:10:22 PM
I'm surprised a team hasn't picked up the officer who tackled him.
 
2012-11-13 09:40:07 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: TheJoe03: clovis69: HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?

He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.

Yeah, NYPD and LAPD are totally not racist at all, Texas is always the problem. Can we stop acting like stupid racist cops aren't a universal problem in the US

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I'm crying because I'm pointing out an issue? Good to know.
 
2012-11-13 10:02:06 PM
Charges against Purple Jesus dropped after Texas police are notified being rich and black isn't a felony.



FTFY, Subby.
 
2012-11-13 10:02:20 PM
I think its pretty obvious why the Houston PD has it in for AP.

Sorry Arian Foster, you can't have the 2012 NFL rushing title. Not yours.
 
2012-11-13 10:12:49 PM
As a District 18'er, all I can say is...

FARK ALLEN WEST
 
2012-11-13 10:50:26 PM
Meh, anyone that had read the original story (and i believe there was video to back AP up) knew they would drop this case. Too bad the cops won't be sued.
 
2012-11-13 10:51:49 PM
Bart police at Texas cops.
 
2012-11-13 10:53:49 PM

muck4doo: Bart police LAUGH at Texas cops.


/ftfm
//L.A. cops too
///Okay, i think i had enough beers tonight.
 
2012-11-13 10:56:52 PM

muck4doo: muck4doo: Bart police LAUGH at Texas cops.

/ftfm
//L.A. cops too
///Okay, i think i had enough beers tonight.


Crazy times when that whole thing went down.
 
2012-11-13 11:21:40 PM

TheJoe03: Jim from Saint Paul: TheJoe03: clovis69: HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?

He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.

Yeah, NYPD and LAPD are totally not racist at all, Texas is always the problem. Can we stop acting like stupid racist cops aren't a universal problem in the US

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 500x375]

I'm crying because I'm pointing out an issue? Good to know.


No, you're crying because you think the majority of people on Fark won't go for the easy stereotype joke or fark meme every chance they get.
 
2012-11-13 11:26:10 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: TheJoe03: Jim from Saint Paul: TheJoe03: clovis69: HotWingConspiracy: They convened a grand jury for a misdemeanor?

He's black, it's a felony down in Texas to be black and commit a misdemeanor.

Yeah, NYPD and LAPD are totally not racist at all, Texas is always the problem. Can we stop acting like stupid racist cops aren't a universal problem in the US

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 500x375]

I'm crying because I'm pointing out an issue? Good to know.

No, you're crying because you think the majority of people on Fark won't go for the easy stereotype joke or fark meme every chance they get.


Low hanging fruit. Just like watermelons for black people. Am I right?

/He's pointing out how stupid the stereotypes are
//Texan born and raised in the Bay area.
 
2012-11-13 11:36:01 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: you think the majority of people on Fark won't go for the easy stereotype joke


I think that? I've been on this site long enough to know many here love playing into stereotypes and making tired jokes. That wasn't why I responded to the OP, I was pointing out over zealous and/or racist cops are a national problem and I think people from the northeast and west like to act superior to places like Texas when it comes to racism. I just want them to recognize that racism and over zealous cops are a big problem in their own backyards as well.
 
2012-11-14 12:44:37 AM
Well, if you think you can you make a difference on how fark's community works, more power to ya.

I think you have no chance at all of stopping headlines like these from being greened.
 
2012-11-14 12:48:34 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Well, if you think you can you make a difference on how fark's community works, more power to ya.

I think you have no chance at all of stopping headlines like these from being greened.


Never underestimate the power of the stupid in masses.
 
2012-11-14 12:49:23 AM
That's what you are saying, right?
 
2012-11-14 12:50:22 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I think you have no chance at all of stopping headlines like these from being greened.


I'm not trying to, I was trying to bring up a topic within the thread.
 
2012-11-14 12:59:18 AM
All I know is that Adrian Peterson is the man and I don't hold him being a Sooner against him. I think he's had a better turnaround compared to Peyton Manning because he's a RB that has been accused of being fragile from the start. He came back and is owning people right now.
 
2012-11-14 01:22:15 AM
Well, let's just let this go at the stupidity level. Everyone in TX racists. Everyone in NJ is Snookie. Everyone in SF fabulous. Everyone in Philly is stupid and hates Santa, and look at their trophy case LOL! Everyone in Chicago is stupid sounding and have terrible food, DA BARS!! Everyone in Seattle pale, wet and freezing and using heroine. Everyone in oakland shot or shooting someone. Everyone in San Diego on meth, in the navy, or both. Everyone in Miami on coke and getting aquainted with their little friends. Also dancing salsa. Everyone in KC on hoverounds(Houston too), but the BBQ is will always be second to somewhere else. Everyone in NO living in Houston. Everyone in pittsburgh fat Rapeyburger fans. Everyone in St Louis...actually no one cares about st. Louis. Everyone in AZ hates mexicans. Everyone in Indianapolis are white and race fans. Everyone in Atlanta confederate flag wavers. Everyone in New England cheaters and talk stupid. Everyone buffalo...lulz, half of them die every winter last i heard. Jacksonville not a real city or team. Cinci is a hood and les nesman is the best thing to come out of there, no your god awful chili isn't anything to be proud of. TN full of racists and gats. Cleveland dawg pund...lol! Really, just visit Cleveland sometime, and you will feel sorry for them. Tampa are wannabe pirates Raiders are the originals, and look at the creamcicle crap they started with. Ricky bell their first draft pick lol! Packers are responsible for favre. Nuff said! Favre cheesed on all their heads. Detroit, no one lives there anymore. Nobody cares about Carolina, team and home of rae carruth. Baltimore. They live in Baltimore. Isn't that sad enough? Redskins! LOL RG3 is the new Payton Drew Brady!

/Did i miss anyone?
 
2012-11-14 01:25:28 AM

TheJoe03: All I know is that Adrian Peterson is the man and I don't hold him being a Sooner against him. I think he's had a better turnaround compared to Peyton Manning because he's a RB that has been accused of being fragile from the start. He came back and is owning people right now.


Oh, I forgot MN. Did they move to L.A. yet? Are there stadiums and bridges still standing?

/:p
 
2012-11-14 01:40:52 AM
What about denver? Ask Shannon Sharpe.
 
2012-11-14 03:25:32 AM

muck4doo: TheJoe03: All I know is that Adrian Peterson is the man and I don't hold him being a Sooner against him. I think he's had a better turnaround compared to Peyton Manning because he's a RB that has been accused of being fragile from the start. He came back and is owning people right now.

Oh, I forgot MN. Did they move to L.A. yet? Are there stadiums and bridges still standing?

/:p


WOW. Want to laugh at the people in the WTC on 9/11? How about the Africans brought over in the 1700s-1800s to be slaves? Want to laugh at them too? People with cancer? That's funny too!! Besides, they all probably deserved, am I right?

/Way to feed the stereotype you claim to be no part of.
//Also, FWIW, I think MN is about to break ground for their new stadium.
 
2012-11-14 07:53:40 AM

muck4doo: Everyone in Seattle pale, wet and freezing and using heroine.


Do you mean like Wonder Woman, or more like Jane Eyre?
 
2012-11-14 08:33:09 AM
Not so sure if Texas really has it figured out yet: (http://wp.me/p2xxwi-mn)
 
2012-11-14 09:01:48 AM
I don't think anyone gets to talk about Texans not being retards and/or racists while this secession thing is going on.
 
2012-11-14 09:35:12 AM

digistil: muck4doo: TheJoe03: All I know is that Adrian Peterson is the man and I don't hold him being a Sooner against him. I think he's had a better turnaround compared to Peyton Manning because he's a RB that has been accused of being fragile from the start. He came back and is owning people right now.

Oh, I forgot MN. Did they move to L.A. yet? Are there stadiums and bridges still standing?

/:p

WOW. Want to laugh at the people in the WTC on 9/11? How about the Africans brought over in the 1700s-1800s to be slaves? Want to laugh at them too? People with cancer? That's funny too!! Besides, they all probably deserved, am I right?

/Way to feed the stereotype you claim to be no part of.
//Also, FWIW, I think MN is about to break ground for their new stadium.


Too far too soon?

IAmRight: I don't think anyone gets to talk about Texans not being retards and/or racists while this secession thing is going on.


Point well taken.
 
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