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(Wonkette)   Victoria Jackson is a crazy racist. No, seriously, she's crazy, and she's a racist. This is not a repeat from last week or any other week   (wonkette.com) divider line 41
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2012-11-13 04:36:14 PM  
11 votes:

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?



Frank Stallone.
2012-11-13 04:52:03 PM  
6 votes:

Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?


I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.
2012-11-13 06:03:39 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?
2012-11-13 05:59:37 PM  
4 votes:

aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.


I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?
2012-11-13 04:48:49 PM  
4 votes:

unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow


It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.

Sure, it's as disgusting as watching someone drop trou and take a dump on the salad bar, but you then don't have to waffle about whether having a salad is a good idea. You know it's evil. There's no judgment call to make at that point - "Did the kitchen staff wash the produce? Did the sous chef blow his nose in the ranch dressing? Are the bacon bits real?" - because all the info you need is sitting in front of you, in a horrid, steaming pile.

That's your GOP for 2016. They're dropping trou and letting it fly. It pleases me to watch these bigoted assholes dispense with their thin veneer of civilization, and just let their racist freak flag fly.
2012-11-13 04:40:16 PM  
4 votes:

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Plaid Pants
2012-11-13 08:02:49 PM  
3 votes:

Mikey1969: aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.


Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently lost his penis in a electoral accident.
2012-11-13 06:40:38 PM  
3 votes:
i3.photobucket.com

The only explaination.
2012-11-13 06:12:28 PM  
3 votes:
i915.photobucket.com

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.
2012-11-13 06:02:52 PM  
3 votes:
i18.photobucket.com

i18.photobucket.com

i18.photobucket.com
2012-11-13 05:05:44 PM  
3 votes:
Victoria Jackson is a fruit salad in human form.
2012-11-13 04:43:58 PM  
3 votes:
If only the Confederates had had the sense to secede rather than start a civil war.
2012-11-13 04:39:31 PM  
3 votes:

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Victoria Jackson.
2012-11-13 04:37:24 PM  
3 votes:
It's like the obvious, fail, dumbass and asinine tags had a massive tag orgy and produced Victoria Jackson.
2012-11-13 04:29:10 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-13 09:35:56 PM  
2 votes:
Two thousand eight gave us statisticals,
And two thousand twelve gave us testicles.
Gary P D X lost,
Aselene must pay cost,
Now both of their faces need fisticles.
2012-11-13 06:32:57 PM  
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com

"WOOHOOOOO! Bittchizz, I have been love-love-LOVIN' this election cycle and all the fallout. Shows yall what this country is REALLY all about! FREE EXPRESSION, baybee! And aselene, you are the wind beneath my leathery wings!"

/you all remember The Racism Bat, right?
2012-11-13 06:08:42 PM  
2 votes:
aselene

Farkied: Trusted in the Pharaoh's court
2012-11-13 05:23:34 PM  
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.


Two rhinos, fighting for the same spot at the mud hole.
2012-11-13 04:41:36 PM  
2 votes:
Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!
2012-11-13 04:38:45 PM  
2 votes:
wonkette.com 


wow
2012-11-13 04:28:50 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah but what about Tito?
2012-11-14 10:13:47 AM  
1 votes:

dehehn: wow

It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.


Except for that extra bone in their feet that makes them bad at hockey
2012-11-14 01:00:19 AM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.


I wish, because that would be awesome for a couple of reasons. I would also be pleased if she had chronic flatulence and a zipper on her forehead.
2012-11-13 08:12:25 PM  
1 votes:

gunga galunga: Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.

Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.


He'll eventually crawl back with his stump between his legs.
2012-11-13 06:05:40 PM  
1 votes:

RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?

 

regardless of your evidence to the contrary, I am certain the not racist aselene never said such a thing.

Bwhahahahah!!

oh man, i was just waiting for the quote too.
what sucks is now i can't take aselene seriously & you've kinda ruined a successful troll :(
2012-11-13 05:44:32 PM  
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


Ah retro food. My mom's conservative cousins had maybe a hundred Jell-PO molds apiece, and maybe five recipes between them.
2012-11-13 05:42:43 PM  
1 votes:
www.voght.org
"It's called RESPONSIBILITY"
2012-11-13 05:31:31 PM  
1 votes:

aselene: Because I am not a racist like you


if you have to say "I am not racist", you may be racist.
2012-11-13 05:23:34 PM  
1 votes:

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.


Wow. I. Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

At. All.

*yawn*

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are.

No, you pay attention. "Statistically, most white people are responsible" is a meaningless statement, because you don't define your terms. It is meant to give the appearance of objectivity by implying that you are invoking statistics, but then uses the completely subjective measure of "responsible", which could mean anything (and therefore means nothing).

Its like saying, "statistically, most women are picky". Picky about what? And compared to what? Its utterly meaningless.

She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Then it is even more meaningless, because you are claiming she doesn't mean to compare white people to anyone else.

What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?
2012-11-13 05:13:01 PM  
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com


Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

farm4.static.flickr.com
2012-11-13 05:08:47 PM  
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


That looks farking nasty.
2012-11-13 05:07:14 PM  
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin:
Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


Are you sure that was a jello salad and not an aspic?
Bf+
2012-11-13 04:52:47 PM  
1 votes:

Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!


Somehow I completely forgot she was in that!
While on IMDB, I made the mistake of looking at her bio:

"Supported herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society"
"Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth (1993) and "The 700 Club" (1966)."
"Trade Mark: Her cute facial expressions."

Apparently she once dated Weird Al and was married to a fire eater / X-rated movie music composer for nearly six years... and had to pay alimony to him.
Please tell me this is a joke.
2012-11-13 04:50:04 PM  
1 votes:

Loud_Mouth_Soup: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Frank Stallone.


You guessed it, Frank Stallone
2012-11-13 04:49:59 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Kid Rock.
2012-11-13 04:47:27 PM  
1 votes:
FTFC...

Somewhere LaToya and the ghost of Michael are crying in sadness because they are no longer the craziest Jacksons of them all, trumped by White Wacko Jacko.

LOL
2012-11-13 04:43:39 PM  
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

Victoria Jackson.


Hey, hey, hey, now. My family's from Germany, Ireland, and France in about equal proportion. Jackson's a British name, iirc, I accept no responsibility for the spawn of those dirty imperialist swine.

//May or may not be actually true.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 04:37:33 PM  
1 votes:
Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.
2012-11-13 04:33:48 PM  
1 votes:
This has reached Colbertian levels.
2012-11-13 04:32:16 PM  
1 votes:
I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...
 
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