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2012-11-13 07:42:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.


I no longer believe that.

I think she started off as this:

4.bp.blogspot.com

and ended up, well...pretty much like your standard idiot tea bagger.
 
2012-11-13 07:43:06 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Mikey1969: I don't know that I'd call her "failed", at least not in the SNL frame of reference

I would.

Successful SNLers go on to do feature films, other TV shows, live theatre and have careers that continue in comedy/performance long after they've left the 11:30pm slot at 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Examples include Eddie Murphy, Belushi, Chevy Chase, Dan Ayckroyd, Will Ferrel, Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers and Al Franken

Unsuccessful SNLers go on to obscurity once they're not on the SNL cast or they do one feature film before they fade away forever. Examples include Mary Gross, Joe Piscopo, Charles Rocket, Brad Hall, Jan Hooks and ,of course, Ms Jackson.


Yeah, but movies don't exactly mean much either, look at Molly Shannon and Joe Piscopo, as you mentioned. They both went on to movies, as well as Chris Katan, I wouldn't call any of those 3 successful either, although they were doing OK on the show.
 
2012-11-13 07:43:27 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


oh shut the fark up
 
2012-11-13 07:44:50 PM  

mrshowrules: ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.

I no longer believe that.

I think she started off as this:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x375]

and ended up, well...pretty much like your standard idiot tea bagger.


Reality, is a state of mind.
 
2012-11-13 07:45:42 PM  

Orange-Pippin: For your moms sake I hope they stuck to the recipe---its when the ladies get creative that things get scary....


Back then, well farther back than that, you had to skim your own gelatin to make a gelatin dessert, and if you could do that, you could invest in a gelatin mold. And gelatin molds were big time housewife status symbols.
 
2012-11-13 07:50:17 PM  

aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?


Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.
 
2012-11-13 07:54:12 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.
 
2012-11-13 08:01:18 PM  
say it loud 'america is black and proud'

and once you go black....
 
2012-11-13 08:02:39 PM  

RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.

So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?


Sorry, he was right, he never said that he would send it to his 'mom', he said 'father', and considering the semantic games he's playing with Whacky Vic's Twitter post, it means that he wins, and Romney is King of the World in perpetuity.

If this were an average farker, you'd be fine, but this asshat is obviously unhinged.
 
2012-11-13 08:02:49 PM  

Mikey1969: aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.


Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently lost his penis in a electoral accident.
 
2012-11-13 08:03:28 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 569x103]

[i18.photobucket.com image 575x385]

[i18.photobucket.com image 550x399]


You)Or someone you know with a Twitter account) needs to send that back to her. It would be epic.
 
2012-11-13 08:07:06 PM  

MSFT: Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently lost his penis in a electoral accident.


Holy shiat, I LOL'd so loud that my 4 year old daughter came up from downstairs and asked "what's so funny?"...
 
2012-11-13 08:09:27 PM  

Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.


Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.
 
2012-11-13 08:12:25 PM  

gunga galunga: Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.

Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.


He'll eventually crawl back with his stump between his legs.
 
2012-11-13 08:14:44 PM  

Mikey1969: RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.

So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?

Sorry, he was right, he never said that he would send it to his 'mom', he said 'father', and considering the semantic games he's playing with Whacky Vic's Twitter post, it means that he wins, and Romney is King of the World in perpetuity.

If this were an average farker, you'd be fine, but this asshat is obviously unhinged.


As I said in that dickless thread, it was a weasel-word cop out. He said he would cut off his dick if OSAMA HUSSEIN won. But since there was no candidate named Osama Hussein, we can be reasonably certain it was just a troll.
Like everything else he says.
 
2012-11-13 08:16:30 PM  

contrapunctus: seventypercent: Victoria Jackson is mentally ill. I don't mean that as hyperbole or exaggeration; she seriously has some form of mental illness, and probably needs help.

I'm actually thinking the same thing.

Generally speaking, the farther along either end of the political spectrum you go, the more mental illness you're likely to run in to. My theory? Mentally ill people desperately need something "stable" in their lives, and fall into the arms of extreme political ideology which tends to present the world in very black and white terms. It's comforting to believe that the world's problems have easy answers.

I've believed for a long time that the Teahadist conspiracy nuts and the "Save the gay whales" libbie moonbats have more in common with each other than either would like to admit. Which is why they hate each other.


This could explain my dad's bizarre veer to the right in the past few years. He was an old-school centrist Republican, skewing left on social issues, his entire adult life. They found some changes in his white matter a few years ago,and he's gotten kookier since. I think he's a Freeper/John Bircher now o_o
 
2012-11-13 08:18:41 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7432399/80677208#c80677208" target="_blank">MSFT</a>:</b> <i>Mikey1969: aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.

Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently <b>lost his penis in a electoral accident</b>.</i>

LOL. I like Fark for new sequences of words you can discover that you would not expect to have actual valid context.
 
2012-11-13 08:24:09 PM  

gunga galunga: Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.

Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.


Good, maybe he's following my advice? Glad I could help someone today... :-*
 
2012-11-13 08:45:00 PM  

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?



Why single out "white people" in the first place if race is irrelevant?

/haven't read the rest of the comments
 
2012-11-13 08:56:38 PM  

Isitoveryet: RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.

So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas? 

regardless of your evidence to the contrary, I am certain the not racist aselene never said such a thing.

Bwhahahahah!!

oh man, i was just waiting for the quote too.
what sucks is now i can't take aselene seriously & you've kinda ruined a successful troll :(



Wow. Another one bites the dust.

/read thread carefully before operating keyboard
//what ever happened to what's-his-b
 
2012-11-13 09:35:56 PM  
Two thousand eight gave us statisticals,
And two thousand twelve gave us testicles.
Gary P D X lost,
Aselene must pay cost,
Now both of their faces need fisticles.
 
2012-11-13 10:39:06 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


The Love Toilet
24.media.tumblr.com 

/and letting Victoria Jackson strip while dancing around on Dennis Miller's desk
 
2012-11-13 10:44:49 PM  
It's sort of like she's doing a character. Afterall, people are talking about her more than they are... those other women from SNL in the 1990s. So it's possible. But the things she's saying aren't quite outrageous enough to be ironic or satirical, they're just shiat you hear from the woman in stretch pants beating her kid in a Wal*Mart when you're just trying to get out with your bottle of liquor.
 
2012-11-13 11:03:44 PM  

Paris1127: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

The Love Toilet
[24.media.tumblr.com image 354x272] 

/and letting Victoria Jackson strip while dancing around on Dennis Miller's desk


She used to be worth something.

blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2012-11-13 11:20:11 PM  
I used to find Victoria Jackson's teabagger schtick really funny. The wild delusions, the barely literate paranoid ramblings. But more and more, I find her just sad. And it's sad that sites like WorldNetDaily and others give her a platform for her psychotic rants. Rather than help an obviously mentally ill woman, they feed her psychosis to trade in her fame for a few more page clicks.
 
2012-11-13 11:29:42 PM  
wonkette.com

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

amandaread.com 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.
 
2012-11-14 12:57:12 AM  

Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.


Actually, I'm pretty sure everyone in the Romney family is well taken care of. Heck, even the little kids in that picture probably have a higher net worth than me...
 
2012-11-14 01:00:19 AM  

ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.


I wish, because that would be awesome for a couple of reasons. I would also be pleased if she had chronic flatulence and a zipper on her forehead.
 
2012-11-14 07:13:09 AM  

Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.


Are you alledging that Romney wasn't able to take care of his kids without government assistance?

In your world, how many hundreds of millions of dollars is required to raise a kid without government assistance?
 
2012-11-14 07:49:46 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.

Are you alledging that Romney wasn't able to take care of his kids without government assistance?

In your world, how many hundreds of millions of dollars is required to raise a kid without government assistance?


You're right - that is dumb. Here's a better "Black/White comparison for you:
Lazy, overbreeding jungle people:
i18.photobucket.com

Self sufficient master race:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 10:13:47 AM  

dehehn: wow

It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.


Except for that extra bone in their feet that makes them bad at hockey
 
2012-11-14 10:43:10 AM  
Just checking back to see if aselene has disfigured himself yet.

No? Okay, carry on then.
 
2012-11-14 12:22:46 PM  

LesterB: Just checking back to see if aselene has disfigured himself yet.

No? Okay, carry on then.


He's an objectivist so technically he's already disabled.

What?
 
2012-11-14 01:57:27 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 569x103]

[i18.photobucket.com image 575x385]

[i18.photobucket.com image 550x399]


Well, that black family lives in GOVERNMENT HOUSING.

So there.
 
2012-11-14 01:59:47 PM  

gravebayne2: Paris1127: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

The Love Toilet
[24.media.tumblr.com image 354x272] 

/and letting Victoria Jackson strip while dancing around on Dennis Miller's desk

She used to be worth something.

[blogs.miaminewtimes.com image 250x377]


Hey, she's not a bimbo!

Dennis Miller: And now, with a sociological introspective on the state of women today, here is Weekend Update correspondent Victoria Jackson.

Victoria Jackson: Thank you, Dennis! [ sighs ] It seems absurd to me that, in 1987, the only women making headlines seem to be religious airheads, party girls and political strumpets. And then I just heard that Suzanne Somers is returning to prime time. These women have set back the feminist movement twenty years, and I, for one, am outraged!

Dennis Miller: [ chuckling ] Victoria, I cannot believe that you're outraged, with your image.

Victoria Jackson: What are you saying, Dennis?

[ breaks into song ]

"Just because of the way I look
Just because of what I wear.
Just because of how I act
And how I fix my hair.
You think you can label me
But don't you dare.

'Cause I am not a bimbo!

So I giggle when I talk
So I wiggle when I walk.
I got extra body fat
You gonna call me bimbo just for that?

Just because my voice is high
And my attitude is light
It doesn't mean that I'm not serious
I read Newsweek twice last night!
So why should I be
The brunt of your jokes, your mockery?

When I am not a bimbo!"

[ spoken ] I know how to work a Xerox machine, and it's really complicated. I know where the dipstick of my car is, you know when the engine is broken? I'm not stupid, I'm the opposite! Okay, I read my horoscope. But I don't always believe in it. I may be pruciferous. I may be vacuous. But I am not a bimbo. It has a negative connotation, or something.

"I am not a bimbo!"

[ jumps on desk, removes skirt and dances for Dennis' pleasure ]

I am not a bimbo!

So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear.
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer.

You see, I am not a bimbo!

You know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics says the world is in a state of entropy?
 
2012-11-14 03:08:24 PM  

rufus-t-firefly:
Well, that black family lives in GOVERNMENT HOUSING.
.


Right there - that's why I have you favorited in green.
 
2012-11-14 05:31:46 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.

Are you alledging that Romney wasn't able to take care of his kids without government assistance?

In your world, how many hundreds of millions of dollars is required to raise a kid without government assistance?


She said outside assistance, not government assistance. Everyone in that enormous photograph is a trust fund baby, able to raise 5 kids only because of that extra money.

/Only 2 bites so far, so of course I have to double down
 
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