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(Wonkette)   Victoria Jackson is a crazy racist. No, seriously, she's crazy, and she's a racist. This is not a repeat from last week or any other week   (wonkette.com) divider line 187
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2012-11-13 05:43:54 PM

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?


Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?
 
2012-11-13 05:44:32 PM

Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


Ah retro food. My mom's conservative cousins had maybe a hundred Jell-PO molds apiece, and maybe five recipes between them.
 
2012-11-13 05:45:42 PM

aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."


Replace the word "RESPONSIBILITY" with the word "SUPERIORITY".

See any racism now? You should.
 
2012-11-13 05:46:19 PM

RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?


I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.
 
2012-11-13 05:49:03 PM

RyogaM: aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?


Yes, Mr. Mayor, it's true. This man has no dick.
 
2012-11-13 05:49:05 PM
Threads like this one are great for updating your ignore list.
 
2012-11-13 05:49:19 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Replace the word "RESPONSIBILITY" with the word "SUPERIORITY".

See any racism now? You should.



Well f*ck me, if you change her words to an assertion of white supremacy, you can see legitimate racism in them!
 
2012-11-13 05:51:16 PM

emotion_lotion: Actually it is an assumption by the reader that the author of the statement is racists it is not that the reader is racists. Does that make the reader racists? No.

Also, it is quite reasonable for the reader to think that the author is crazy and or racists as most of authors statements are not based in facts and the reader makes assumptions as to the motivation behind the lack of truth.



wat
 
2012-11-13 05:52:04 PM

aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."


When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.
 
2012-11-13 05:54:39 PM
I wanted to fark her once.............................just once.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:09 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Loud_Mouth_Soup: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Frank Stallone.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

He's turning your bedroom back into the computer room.

/It makes good sense.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:21 PM

jso2897: aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."

When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.


You have just stated that statistically speaking, white people have more children than they can care for without assistance, and that they are NOT responsible.

Now. Explain to me how this does NOT make you a racist, please.
 
2012-11-13 05:59:37 PM

aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.


I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?
 
2012-11-13 06:00:52 PM

aselene: jso2897: aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."

When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.

You have just stated that statistically speaking, white people have more children than they can care for without assistance, and that they are NOT responsible.

Now. Explain to me how this does NOT make you a racist, please.


False statement from you again, showing you have no understanding of logic at all. Saying a statement is false, is not the same as saying the opposite of the statement is true. However in this case it is. There are plenty of White People that both have more children than they can take care of, and irresponsible...
You can quit trolling now, seriously...

/buh bye
 
2012-11-13 06:02:52 PM
i18.photobucket.com

i18.photobucket.com

i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 06:03:39 PM
i.imgur.com

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?
 
2012-11-13 06:04:24 PM
She was just talking about her seceding hairline, people!
 
2012-11-13 06:05:40 PM

RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?

 

regardless of your evidence to the contrary, I am certain the not racist aselene never said such a thing.

Bwhahahahah!!

oh man, i was just waiting for the quote too.
what sucks is now i can't take aselene seriously & you've kinda ruined a successful troll :(
 
2012-11-13 06:06:36 PM

aselene: jso2897: aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."

When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.

You have just stated that statistically speaking, white people have more children than they can care for without assistance, and that they are NOT responsible.

Now. Explain to me how this does NOT make you a racist, please.


I have no idea what you are talking about, and strongly suspect that you don't either. You have taken a stupid position, and then tried to defend it with increasingly bizarre verbal gymnastics that have devolved into meaninglessness. It's time to just point and laugh at you along with the others.
 
2012-11-13 06:08:42 PM
aselene

Farkied: Trusted in the Pharaoh's court
 
2012-11-13 06:12:28 PM
i915.photobucket.com

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.
 
2012-11-13 06:13:21 PM

aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.


orrinbloquy: [i.imgur.com image 850x98]

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?


And I was this close to putting him on ignore.

/runs off to make popcorn
//even though he will probably flee the thread
 
2012-11-13 06:13:26 PM

thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 850x120]

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.


I suspect that Brave Sir Asselene has boldly run away.
 
2012-11-13 06:15:48 PM
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Wow, this guy really is a racist.
 
2012-11-13 06:16:04 PM

jso2897: thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 850x120]

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.

I suspect that Brave Sir Asselene has boldly run away.


He can run but he can't hide.
 
2012-11-13 06:16:23 PM

jso2897: thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 850x120]

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.

I suspect that Brave Sir Asselene has boldly run away.


Hopefully to chop off his penis and call his dad.
 
2012-11-13 06:17:17 PM

coeyagi: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

Plaid Pants


4.bp.blogspot.com
About that...
 
2012-11-13 06:17:49 PM
alelene

Account created: 2008-09-08 18:38:44

Account destroyed: 2012-11-13 15:17:38

RIP
 
2012-11-13 06:18:18 PM

FormlessOne: Rev. Skarekroe: In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.

Two rhinos, fighting for the same spot at the mud hole.


I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-11-13 06:19:53 PM

Mikey1969: She was funny on SNL.


No. No she wasn't.
 
2012-11-13 06:24:18 PM

Fissile: I wanted to fark her once.............................just once.


And then she would've bitten your head off and eaten you before she laid her eggs.
 
2012-11-13 06:26:29 PM
We're paying entirely too much attention to a woman who proudly proclaimed that she voted Bill Clinton out of office in the 2000 election.
 
2012-11-13 06:28:11 PM
Victoria Jackson is mentally ill. I don't mean that as hyperbole or exaggeration; she seriously has some form of mental illness, and probably needs help.
 
2012-11-13 06:32:57 PM
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"WOOHOOOOO! Bittchizz, I have been love-love-LOVIN' this election cycle and all the fallout. Shows yall what this country is REALLY all about! FREE EXPRESSION, baybee! And aselene, you are the wind beneath my leathery wings!"

/you all remember The Racism Bat, right?
 
2012-11-13 06:33:30 PM
Came for the "no, YOU LIBERALS are the racist ones!!" whargarble. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-13 06:34:43 PM

aselene: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Replace the word "RESPONSIBILITY" with the word "SUPERIORITY".

See any racism now? You should.


Well f*ck me, if you change her words to an assertion of white supremacy, you can see legitimate racism in them!


Meh. Boring troll is boring....

and apparently soon to be dickless.
 
2012-11-13 06:35:07 PM

Clutch2013: I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...


She made that decision a lot easier starting a few years ago, once she got fat.
 
2012-11-13 06:40:38 PM
i3.photobucket.com

The only explaination.
 
2012-11-13 06:41:32 PM

andrewagill: Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com

Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 720x480]


I'm half-surprised that hasn't appeared at a county fair yet, let alone be beer-battered and deep-fried.
 
2012-11-13 06:41:56 PM

andrewagill:

Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 720x480]


a Sugar-Free Twinkie-Weiner sandwich?
 
2012-11-13 06:43:02 PM

orrinbloquy: [i.imgur.com image 850x98]

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?


Gotdamn that was sweet..
 
2012-11-13 06:45:06 PM

dehehn: unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow

It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.

Asian people (statistically) own more Chinese restaurants than any race in America.


While I get the point of the joke, if memory serves each one of those statements has the added bonus of being factually inaccurate.
 
2012-11-13 07:04:28 PM
born_yesterday: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Spray cheese in a can.
 
2012-11-13 07:07:58 PM
Oh man, I totally forgot about aselene's "pledge"!

So funny.
 
2012-11-13 07:13:54 PM

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


So you didn't read the article, or any of the comments that pointed out her racist statement.
 
2012-11-13 07:16:09 PM
I am also into wrestling women

"here I come...to save the day"

'cept for you vicky. no saving those thunder thighs....
 
2012-11-13 07:19:06 PM

seventypercent: Victoria Jackson is mentally ill. I don't mean that as hyperbole or exaggeration; she seriously has some form of mental illness, and probably needs help.


I'm actually thinking the same thing.

Generally speaking, the farther along either end of the political spectrum you go, the more mental illness you're likely to run in to. My theory? Mentally ill people desperately need something "stable" in their lives, and fall into the arms of extreme political ideology which tends to present the world in very black and white terms. It's comforting to believe that the world's problems have easy answers.

I've believed for a long time that the Teahadist conspiracy nuts and the "Save the gay whales" libbie moonbats have more in common with each other than either would like to admit. Which is why they hate each other.
 
2012-11-13 07:22:21 PM

Mikey1969: I don't know that I'd call her "failed", at least not in the SNL frame of reference


I would.

Successful SNLers go on to do feature films, other TV shows, live theatre and have careers that continue in comedy/performance long after they've left the 11:30pm slot at 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Examples include Eddie Murphy, Belushi, Chevy Chase, Dan Ayckroyd, Will Ferrel, Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers and Al Franken

Unsuccessful SNLers go on to obscurity once they're not on the SNL cast or they do one feature film before they fade away forever. Examples include Mary Gross, Joe Piscopo, Charles Rocket, Brad Hall, Jan Hooks and ,of course, Ms Jackson.
 
2012-11-13 07:29:19 PM

Coelacanth: Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]

Ah retro food. My mom's conservative cousins had maybe a hundred Jell-PO molds apiece, and maybe five recipes between them.




For your moms sake I hope they stuck to the recipe---its when the ladies get creative that things get scary....

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 07:37:45 PM
No more penii?
 
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