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(Wonkette)   Victoria Jackson is a crazy racist. No, seriously, she's crazy, and she's a racist. This is not a repeat from last week or any other week   (wonkette.com) divider line 187
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2012-11-13 04:28:32 PM  
If only there was some way to ignore her.
 
2012-11-13 04:28:50 PM  
Yeah but what about Tito?
 
2012-11-13 04:29:10 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-13 04:32:16 PM  
I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...
 
2012-11-13 04:33:34 PM  
I have a fun idea. Let's look at how many kids are sh*t out based on socio-economics rather than race.

You know, like they used to do in the 90s.

//you stupid f*cking no-talent pimple on the scarred taint of Dennis Miller whore
 
2012-11-13 04:33:48 PM  
This has reached Colbertian levels.
 
2012-11-13 04:34:18 PM  
White people are responsible?

For what?
 
2012-11-13 04:34:53 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Black people being poor.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:14 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?



Frank Stallone.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:59 PM  
It would be nice if, one day, Republicans would smile as one and declare they were just an operation to help Americans not identify with regressives. Then I remember no one can plan that much.
 
2012-11-13 04:37:24 PM  
It's like the obvious, fail, dumbass and asinine tags had a massive tag orgy and produced Victoria Jackson.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 04:37:33 PM  
Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.
 
2012-11-13 04:38:45 PM  
wonkette.com 


wow
 
2012-11-13 04:39:31 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Victoria Jackson.
 
2012-11-13 04:40:16 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Plaid Pants
 
2012-11-13 04:40:19 PM  

vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.


I still can't tell if she's serious or not.
 
2012-11-13 04:41:14 PM  

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wow


I smell overzealouseducated staffer tweeting that for her. Not enough spelling errors.
 
2012-11-13 04:41:36 PM  
Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!
 
2012-11-13 04:41:48 PM  

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wow


Yeah...

Someone needs a punch to the statisticals, I think...
 
2012-11-13 04:42:04 PM  

Sneakernets: This has reached Colbertian levels.


No, no it hasn't.
 
2012-11-13 04:42:14 PM  
It's a shame that she has to be a racist scumbag. There goes any chance of a "UHF 2".
 
2012-11-13 04:42:29 PM  
Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?
 
2012-11-13 04:43:19 PM  

davidphogan: vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.

I still can't tell if she's serious or not.


Even if tomorrow she reveals it was all performance art meant to show how retarded conservatives are, I still wouldn't slap her on the back. Because it walked the Poe's Law line too tautly, she never really entered into The Blaze or Moonie or Zombiebart territory where they made you believe that they believe.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:36 PM  

davidphogan: vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.

I still can't tell if she's serious or not.


At least Kaufman was entertaining.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:39 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

Victoria Jackson.


Hey, hey, hey, now. My family's from Germany, Ireland, and France in about equal proportion. Jackson's a British name, iirc, I accept no responsibility for the spawn of those dirty imperialist swine.

//May or may not be actually true.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:58 PM  
If only the Confederates had had the sense to secede rather than start a civil war.
 
2012-11-13 04:45:28 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Chuck Testa.
 
2012-11-13 04:46:18 PM  
Who?
 
2012-11-13 04:47:27 PM  
FTFC...

Somewhere LaToya and the ghost of Michael are crying in sadness because they are no longer the craziest Jacksons of them all, trumped by White Wacko Jacko.

LOL
 
2012-11-13 04:48:11 PM  
a Victoria Jackson / Karl Rove sex tape.


/keep shoving in the shoe shine.
//I'm mean / gotta go
 
2012-11-13 04:48:33 PM  

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wow


It would be one thing if she made a correct or even cognizable observation about black versus white poverty statistics.

Instead she just spewed out some half-baked race-based rage that almost sounds like it means something, but doesn't actually convey any information.

Well, except for "I am a blithering idiot", which we already knew.
 
2012-11-13 04:48:49 PM  

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wow


It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.

Sure, it's as disgusting as watching someone drop trou and take a dump on the salad bar, but you then don't have to waffle about whether having a salad is a good idea. You know it's evil. There's no judgment call to make at that point - "Did the kitchen staff wash the produce? Did the sous chef blow his nose in the ranch dressing? Are the bacon bits real?" - because all the info you need is sitting in front of you, in a horrid, steaming pile.

That's your GOP for 2016. They're dropping trou and letting it fly. It pleases me to watch these bigoted assholes dispense with their thin veneer of civilization, and just let their racist freak flag fly.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:27 PM  
She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:35 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Kenny G.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:59 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Kid Rock.
 
2012-11-13 04:50:04 PM  

Loud_Mouth_Soup: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Frank Stallone.


You guessed it, Frank Stallone
 
2012-11-13 04:50:23 PM  

Clutch2013: I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...


Eh. Very least you could shut her mouth for a while. Do your business and then kick her, that's my motto.
 
2012-11-13 04:51:00 PM  
Last week I had to listen to the second-most racist guy in the shop at my new job rant about "four more years of black tyranny". Never mind what the most racist guy's been spewing on a daily basis.

People like this used to stay in the closet with this shiat, but that was before all the opinion leaders on the right started cracking open the doors and telling them "It's okay, little racists, you can come out now...".
 
2012-11-13 04:52:03 PM  

Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?


I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.
 
2012-11-13 04:52:27 PM  

BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?


Because she makes the quiet, tastefully bigoted Republicans look moderate by comparison. The more vocal the extremists, the more reasonable the "moderate" GOP looks when they use their focus-group-tested racism. "We're just for a traditional America, with good family values - we don't know why we did so badly in urban areas, because it's just such a surprise that disenfranchised voters would respond so strongly to our calmly-worded bigotry."

Heck, hearing a state senator whip out "macaca" is almost pleasing by comparison.
 
2012-11-13 04:52:37 PM  

GanjSmokr: If only there was some way to ignore her.


Cut out her tongue?
 
Bf+
2012-11-13 04:52:47 PM  

Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!


Somehow I completely forgot she was in that!
While on IMDB, I made the mistake of looking at her bio:

"Supported herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society"
"Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth (1993) and "The 700 Club" (1966)."
"Trade Mark: Her cute facial expressions."

Apparently she once dated Weird Al and was married to a fire eater / X-rated movie music composer for nearly six years... and had to pay alimony to him.
Please tell me this is a joke.
 
2012-11-13 04:53:36 PM  

phaseolus: Last week I had to listen to the second-most racist guy in the shop at my new job rant about "four more years of black tyranny". Never mind what the most racist guy's been spewing on a daily basis.

People like this used to stay in the closet with this shiat, but that was before all the opinion leaders on the right started cracking open the doors and telling them "It's okay, little racists, you can come out now...".


I'm all for it. Identify them first, then shun them as a group. You can't trap a roach if it won't come out.
 
2012-11-13 04:53:43 PM  

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wow


It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.

Asian people (statistically) own more Chinese restaurants than any race in America.
 
2012-11-13 04:53:53 PM  
How did Victoria Jackson catch this case of batshiat crazy? I hope it's not contagious.
 
2012-11-13 04:54:04 PM  

Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!


I was just thinking the same damn thing.
 
2012-11-13 04:54:40 PM  

FormlessOne: BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?

Because she makes the quiet, tastefully bigoted Republicans look moderate by comparison. The more vocal the extremists, the more reasonable the "moderate" GOP looks when they use their focus-group-tested racism. "We're just for a traditional America, with good family values - we don't know why we did so badly in urban areas, because it's just such a surprise that disenfranchised voters would respond so strongly to our calmly-worded bigotry."

Heck, hearing a state senator whip out "macaca" is almost pleasing by comparison.


I don't like in VA anymore, but I was quite pleased to see that smug, smarmy, racist piece of shiat have to climb back under his slimy farking rock. He exemplifies everything that is wrong in politics, and the would would be better if he was no longer in it.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:11 PM  
FAILED SNL COMEDIENNE VICTORIA JACKSON

I don't know that I'd call her "failed", at least not in the SNL frame of reference. She was funny on SNL. It's part of the reason that I thought the this might just be a trolling attempt at first, until I watched a news special on her about 9 months ago. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't one of the greats or almost-greats, but I don't think she "failed" at SNL.

Now as to her current attempts at comedy, I have to say that she really sucks.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:36 PM  

theteacher: davidphogan: vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.

I still can't tell if she's serious or not.

At least Kaufman was entertaining.


I don't want to wish cancer on anyone, but damned if she got I wouldn't really care.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:47 PM  

born_yesterday: FormlessOne: BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?

Because she makes the quiet, tastefully bigoted Republicans look moderate by comparison. The more vocal the extremists, the more reasonable the "moderate" GOP looks when they use their focus-group-tested racism. "We're just for a traditional America, with good family values - we don't know why we did so badly in urban areas, because it's just such a surprise that disenfranchised voters would respond so strongly to our calmly-worded bigotry."

Heck, hearing a state senator whip out "macaca" is almost pleasing by comparison.

I don't like in VA anymore, but I was quite pleased to see that smug, smarmy, racist piece of shiat have to climb back under his slimy farking rock. He exemplifies everything that is wrong in politics, and the would would be better if he was no longer in it.


I still think "shared Anglo-Saxon heritage" is the best one.
 
2012-11-13 04:57:10 PM  

ManateeGag: Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?

I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.


+1 internets. A+++ Would LOL again.
 
2012-11-13 04:58:55 PM  
Victoria Jackson is more credible when she expresses herself with the ukulele.
 
2012-11-13 04:59:35 PM  

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wow


White people (statistically) make up the majority of serial killers, it's called CRAZY!
 
2012-11-13 05:00:25 PM  
See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.
 
2012-11-13 05:00:29 PM  
 
2012-11-13 05:00:44 PM  
I've seen the idea floated around here before that there is a very slight chance that this whole thing is Kaufman-esque comedic performance art, and that Victoria Jackson is one of the funniest people alive.
 
2012-11-13 05:01:20 PM  

Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.


Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?



Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 05:03:00 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.
 
2012-11-13 05:05:29 PM  

FormlessOne: It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.


I am sure if confronted she would give the standard "I am not a racist/I have black friends/You are the real racist for pointing out my racism" response, and claim she is just speaking the truth.

But what they hell is she even saying? Basically, it is that statistically, white people do not have more children than they can afford. But by what measure? Most people on AFDC are white. I guess by percentage of population nonwhites disproportionately use welfare, but that isn't what she said.

And even if that is what she meant, it is also true that most people go on welfare temporarily when they lose a job, get a divorce or otherwise hit a rough patch. When the rough patch passes, they are back in the productive class.

Presumably, when they had kids they were making enough money at the time, and afterwards went through a spell when they were down and out. It strikes me as unfair, and inaccurate, to suggest that the need for welfare is attributable to the recipient having more children than they can afford; it is actually attributable to the lost job or divorce or whatever that immediately preceded going on welfare.

Either way, I don't know what any of this has to do with race, except ZOMG UPPITY BLACK WELFARE QUEENS IN NEW CADDYS WHAR OBAMAPHONE WHAR
 
2012-11-13 05:05:44 PM  
Victoria Jackson is a fruit salad in human form.
 
2012-11-13 05:05:59 PM  
Is the reelection just going to make nutjobs like Victoria more unsubtle in their bigoted statements?
 
2012-11-13 05:06:28 PM  

Aarontology: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.


Why are they saying she's racist?
 
2012-11-13 05:06:50 PM  
Mark my words. It's only a matter of time, and I suspect that time will be soon, that this vapid twunt says something which will result in a visit from the Secret Service.
 
2012-11-13 05:07:14 PM  

Orange-Pippin:
Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


Are you sure that was a jello salad and not an aspic?
 
2012-11-13 05:08:03 PM  

aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?


Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.
 
2012-11-13 05:08:47 PM  

Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


That looks farking nasty.
 
2012-11-13 05:08:53 PM  
Alright, this is good!

The Victoria Jackson Show! Did Obama Really Win?

After listing ALOT of facts; O receiving foreign campaign cash, O'Keefe's Veritas proving multiple votes, military ballots denied, Obama winning every state that didn't require photo ID to vote, Philadelphia GOP poll volunteers being physically removed and Obama winning 100% of votes there, Obama winning 99.8 percent of the vote in 44 Cleveland districts, and in another Ohio county, Obama winning 108 percent of the voters registered, 5.5 million Republican votes are not accounted for

The comment section rocks too!
 
2012-11-13 05:10:13 PM  

ManateeGag: Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?

I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.


The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
 
2012-11-13 05:11:05 PM  

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wow


Does 'white people' include Spaniards, Italians and Greeks now or is it still Germany and north? I'm out of touch with the latest standards in super people.
 
2012-11-13 05:11:17 PM  
www.vh1.com
It. Is. Not. An. Act.
 
2012-11-13 05:13:01 PM  

Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com


Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-13 05:13:59 PM  

gilgigamesh: FormlessOne: It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.

I am sure if confronted she would give the standard "I am not a racist/I have black friends/You are the real racist for pointing out my racism" response, and claim she is just speaking the truth.

But what they hell is she even saying? Basically, it is that statistically, white people do not have more children than they can afford. But by what measure? Most people on AFDC are white. I guess by percentage of population nonwhites disproportionately use welfare, but that isn't what she said.

And even if that is what she meant, it is also true that most people go on welfare temporarily when they lose a job, get a divorce or otherwise hit a rough patch. When the rough patch passes, they are back in the productive class.

Presumably, when they had kids they were making enough money at the time, and afterwards went through a spell when they were down and out. It strikes me as unfair, and inaccurate, to suggest that the need for welfare is attributable to the recipient having more children than they can afford; it is actually attributable to the lost job or divorce or whatever that immediately preceded going on welfare.

Either way, I don't know what any of this has to do with race, except ZOMG UPPITY BLACK WELFARE QUEENS IN NEW CADDYS WHAR OBAMAPHONE WHAR


It's a continuation of Reagan's "Welfare Queen" line of bullshiat. It is an excuse to allow yourself to be racist because it's "those" people.

/What do you mean "those" people
//What do YOU mean "those" people
 
Bf+
2012-11-13 05:14:19 PM  

Muta: Alright, this is good!

The Victoria Jackson Show! Did Obama Really Win?

After listing ALOT of facts; O receiving foreign campaign cash, O'Keefe's Veritas proving multiple votes, military ballots denied, Obama winning every state that didn't require photo ID to vote, Philadelphia GOP poll volunteers being physically removed and Obama winning 100% of votes there, Obama winning 99.8 percent of the vote in 44 Cleveland districts, and in another Ohio county, Obama winning 108 percent of the voters registered, 5.5 million Republican votes are not accounted for

The comment section rocks too!



O.O

Wow... The trolls are having a field day.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel...
of dynamite.
 
2012-11-13 05:14:23 PM  

Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.


Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?
 
2012-11-13 05:14:54 PM  

Aarontology: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.


See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement is actually just "disagreeing with Obama?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this reverse racism right wing persecution complex bullshiat fifteen years ago, please.
 
2012-11-13 05:16:50 PM  

andrewagill: Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com

Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 720x480]


No. Actually.
....thanks for the nightmares man
 
2012-11-13 05:16:55 PM  
In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.
 
2012-11-13 05:17:10 PM  

gilgigamesh: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement


You'll have to show me that statement. Because all I see is a simple assertion of a true fact. Because I am not a racist like you, I don't read that simple observation to be an attack on non-white people.
 
2012-11-13 05:22:35 PM  

NobleHam: Orange-Pippin:
Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]

Are you sure that was a jello salad and not an aspic?



The one at church was green jello chopped into squares, with chicken chunks mayo, walnuts, carrots (and I forgot to add the raisins). A lady I sat next to asked for the recipe and I got a first hand gory blow-by-blow. The picture is an example of what I've seen when one of the older the ladies decide to "go all out" ---it's quite terrifying really.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:34 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.


Two rhinos, fighting for the same spot at the mud hole.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:34 PM  

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.


Wow. I. Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

At. All.

*yawn*

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are.

No, you pay attention. "Statistically, most white people are responsible" is a meaningless statement, because you don't define your terms. It is meant to give the appearance of objectivity by implying that you are invoking statistics, but then uses the completely subjective measure of "responsible", which could mean anything (and therefore means nothing).

Its like saying, "statistically, most women are picky". Picky about what? And compared to what? Its utterly meaningless.

She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Then it is even more meaningless, because you are claiming she doesn't mean to compare white people to anyone else.

What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?
 
2012-11-13 05:24:11 PM  

jchic: Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!

I was just thinking the same damn thing.


I think despite his public outburst Michael Richards is far less racist than Victoria Jackson. And definitely nowhere near as crazy.

And Weird Al will never fail us. Don't let the racism sully his Opus.
 
2012-11-13 05:28:25 PM  

BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?


Is that the woman who cut her babies in half?
 
2012-11-13 05:28:29 PM  

gilgigamesh: Aarontology: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.

See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement is actually just "disagreeing with Obama?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this reverse racism right wing persecution complex bullshiat fifteen years ago, please.


THAT is what's happened. People (mostly on the right) started making disguised racist comments, oh, about 2008 now, under the veil of disagreeing with Obama's policies; and when anyone called them on it, they defended themselves: "I'm just disagreeing with his politics! Why are you calling me racist!" Now it's gotten to where people practically say "Man, those jigaboos all voted for their own," and if you call them on it, "Why are you calling me racist, when I'm just opposing the President?"

The reason being that when it first began, people would let the speakers get away with it. Oh, well, I guess using the expression "tar baby" isn't really racist any more is one I remember. YES IT IS. This is another good one. No, white people are NOT "more responsible" than minorities, statistically or otherwise. Take a trip through Appalachia if you don't believe me. It's racist, and it's got nothing to do with facts...unless you also are racist and believe whites are better than people of color. Then, of course, it is a true fact and nothing will convince you otherwise.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:11 PM  

gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?


"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:31 PM  

aselene: Because I am not a racist like you


if you have to say "I am not racist", you may be racist.
 
2012-11-13 05:32:20 PM  

Muta: Alright, this is good!

The Victoria Jackson Show! Did Obama Really Win?

After listing ALOT of facts; O receiving foreign campaign cash, O'Keefe's Veritas proving multiple votes, military ballots denied, Obama winning every state that didn't require photo ID to vote, Philadelphia GOP poll volunteers being physically removed and Obama winning 100% of votes there, Obama winning 99.8 percent of the vote in 44 Cleveland districts, and in another Ohio county, Obama winning 108 percent of the voters registered, 5.5 million Republican votes are not accounted for

The comment section rocks too!


That WAS fun. I felt the need to troll a bit. I will check my bait cages later.

Good find!
 
2012-11-13 05:33:03 PM  

phaseolus: Last week I had to listen to the second-most racist guy in the shop at my new job rant about "four more years of black tyranny". Never mind what the most racist guy's been spewing on a daily basis.

People like this used to stay in the closet with this shiat, but that was before all the opinion leaders on the right started cracking open the doors and telling them "It's okay, little racists, you can come out now...".


They firmly believe what Bill O'Reilly was spewing after the election. Whites are now the minority. It is the Christians that are persecuted. Their way of life is under seige. So now, not only do they feel it's permissable to be open about their racism, it's necessary. For them, it's now survival. Their echo chamber has been upgraded to a full-blown matrix.
 
2012-11-13 05:34:10 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?

"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.


The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."
 
2012-11-13 05:35:43 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement

You'll have to show me that statement. Because all I see is a simple assertion of a true fact. Because I am not a racist like you, I don't read that simple observation to be an attack on non-white people.


I'm beginning to love you. I want to consummate this love. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
 
2012-11-13 05:37:16 PM  

Isitoveryet: aselene: Because I am not a racist like you

if you have to say "I am not racist", you may be racist.


According to the red colour of his posts and the label favorite:RACIST, I fear you may be right.

/Not actually afraid
//Pretty sure about him being a racist though
///Posts seem to have a background reading of 9000 killoRoves.
 
2012-11-13 05:38:38 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?

"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.


Funny thing about logic and facts, you don't get to create what they are and aren't.
She said they White people don't have more children than they can take care of... The thing is that is NOT a true statement. It never will be... white people are just as prone to have more children than they can take care of than any other people. It's a racist statement from the first word. White, being a race. It's a comparative statement by context, otherwise the sentence has no meaning. The final statement of the tweet was "It's called RESPONSIBILITY" Except that is also a false comment, because there are no statistics that exist that show White People are responsible at all. Especially Fiscally...
So you can quit trolling now...

/kthxbye
 
2012-11-13 05:39:14 PM  

WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."


So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."
 
2012-11-13 05:41:02 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?

"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.


Actually it is an assumption by the reader that the author of the statement is racists it is not that the reader is racists. Does that make the reader racists? No.

Also, it is quite reasonable for the reader to think that the author is crazy and or racists as most of authors statements are not based in facts and the reader makes assumptions as to the motivation behind the lack of truth.
 
2012-11-13 05:41:37 PM  

aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."


Well it seems she believes Obama is doing communism. So she has no idea what 'communism' is. I can tell you she's not good with history or politics.
 
2012-11-13 05:41:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: THAT is what's happened. People (mostly on the right) started making disguised racist comments, oh, about 2008 now, under the veil of disagreeing with Obama's policies; and when anyone called them on it, they defended themselves: "I'm just disagreeing with his politics! Why are you calling me racist!" Now it's gotten to where people practically say "Man, those jigaboos all voted for their own," and if you call them on it, "Why are you calling me racist, when I'm just opposing the President?"

The reason being that when it first began, people would let the speakers get away with it. Oh, well, I guess using the expression "tar baby" isn't really racist any more is one I remember. YES IT IS. This is another good one. No, white people are NOT "more responsible" than minorities, statistically or otherwise. Take a trip through Appalachia if you don't believe me. It's racist, and it's got nothing to do with facts...unless you also are racist and believe whites are better than people of color. Then, of course, it is a true fact and nothing will convince you otherwise.


Following comments have been made at my workplace this past year:
"All blacks vote for Obama."
"Obama only one because all the blacks voted for him."
"If Obama wins all white people should go out and buy guns."
"If Obama loses you know which half of Houston is going to burn. I'm going to stay home that week myself."
 
2012-11-13 05:42:30 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Gyrfalcon: THAT is what's happened. People (mostly on the right) started making disguised racist comments, oh, about 2008 now, under the veil of disagreeing with Obama's policies; and when anyone called them on it, they defended themselves: "I'm just disagreeing with his politics! Why are you calling me racist!" Now it's gotten to where people practically say "Man, those jigaboos all voted for their own," and if you call them on it, "Why are you calling me racist, when I'm just opposing the President?"

The reason being that when it first began, people would let the speakers get away with it. Oh, well, I guess using the expression "tar baby" isn't really racist any more is one I remember. YES IT IS. This is another good one. No, white people are NOT "more responsible" than minorities, statistically or otherwise. Take a trip through Appalachia if you don't believe me. It's racist, and it's got nothing to do with facts...unless you also are racist and believe whites are better than people of color. Then, of course, it is a true fact and nothing will convince you otherwise.

Following comments have been made at my workplace this past year:
"All blacks vote for Obama."
"Obama only one because all the blacks voted for him."
"If Obama wins all white people should go out and buy guns."
"If Obama loses you know which half of Houston is going to burn. I'm going to stay home that week myself."


To them, if you haven't said the n-word, it's not racist. But from experience, if somebody says the n-word, they will defend that anyway as not racist.
 
2012-11-13 05:42:43 PM  
www.voght.org
"It's called RESPONSIBILITY"
 
2012-11-13 05:43:25 PM  
Let's just all agree that Victoria is definately crazy and most likely racists.
 
2012-11-13 05:43:45 PM  
...who?
 
2012-11-13 05:43:54 PM  

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?


Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?
 
2012-11-13 05:44:32 PM  

Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


Ah retro food. My mom's conservative cousins had maybe a hundred Jell-PO molds apiece, and maybe five recipes between them.
 
2012-11-13 05:45:42 PM  

aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."


Replace the word "RESPONSIBILITY" with the word "SUPERIORITY".

See any racism now? You should.
 
2012-11-13 05:46:19 PM  

RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?


I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.
 
2012-11-13 05:49:03 PM  

RyogaM: aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?


Yes, Mr. Mayor, it's true. This man has no dick.
 
2012-11-13 05:49:05 PM  
Threads like this one are great for updating your ignore list.
 
2012-11-13 05:49:19 PM  

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Replace the word "RESPONSIBILITY" with the word "SUPERIORITY".

See any racism now? You should.



Well f*ck me, if you change her words to an assertion of white supremacy, you can see legitimate racism in them!
 
2012-11-13 05:51:16 PM  

emotion_lotion: Actually it is an assumption by the reader that the author of the statement is racists it is not that the reader is racists. Does that make the reader racists? No.

Also, it is quite reasonable for the reader to think that the author is crazy and or racists as most of authors statements are not based in facts and the reader makes assumptions as to the motivation behind the lack of truth.



wat
 
2012-11-13 05:52:04 PM  

aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."


When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.
 
2012-11-13 05:54:39 PM  
I wanted to fark her once.............................just once.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:09 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: Loud_Mouth_Soup: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Frank Stallone.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

He's turning your bedroom back into the computer room.

/It makes good sense.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:21 PM  

jso2897: aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."

When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.


You have just stated that statistically speaking, white people have more children than they can care for without assistance, and that they are NOT responsible.

Now. Explain to me how this does NOT make you a racist, please.
 
2012-11-13 05:59:37 PM  

aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.


I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?
 
2012-11-13 06:00:52 PM  

aselene: jso2897: aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."

When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.

You have just stated that statistically speaking, white people have more children than they can care for without assistance, and that they are NOT responsible.

Now. Explain to me how this does NOT make you a racist, please.


False statement from you again, showing you have no understanding of logic at all. Saying a statement is false, is not the same as saying the opposite of the statement is true. However in this case it is. There are plenty of White People that both have more children than they can take care of, and irresponsible...
You can quit trolling now, seriously...

/buh bye
 
2012-11-13 06:02:52 PM  
i18.photobucket.com

i18.photobucket.com

i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 06:03:39 PM  
i.imgur.com

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?
 
2012-11-13 06:04:24 PM  
She was just talking about her seceding hairline, people!
 
2012-11-13 06:05:40 PM  

RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?

 

regardless of your evidence to the contrary, I am certain the not racist aselene never said such a thing.

Bwhahahahah!!

oh man, i was just waiting for the quote too.
what sucks is now i can't take aselene seriously & you've kinda ruined a successful troll :(
 
2012-11-13 06:06:36 PM  

aselene: jso2897: aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."

When you defend broad, factually false racist slurs as "true", you have only demonstrated that you are a believer of racist dogma yourself.
It doesn't change the nature of the slur, or the person who made it.

You have just stated that statistically speaking, white people have more children than they can care for without assistance, and that they are NOT responsible.

Now. Explain to me how this does NOT make you a racist, please.


I have no idea what you are talking about, and strongly suspect that you don't either. You have taken a stupid position, and then tried to defend it with increasingly bizarre verbal gymnastics that have devolved into meaninglessness. It's time to just point and laugh at you along with the others.
 
2012-11-13 06:08:42 PM  
aselene

Farkied: Trusted in the Pharaoh's court
 
2012-11-13 06:12:28 PM  
i915.photobucket.com

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.
 
2012-11-13 06:13:21 PM  

aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.


orrinbloquy: [i.imgur.com image 850x98]

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?


And I was this close to putting him on ignore.

/runs off to make popcorn
//even though he will probably flee the thread
 
2012-11-13 06:13:26 PM  

thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 850x120]

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.


I suspect that Brave Sir Asselene has boldly run away.
 
2012-11-13 06:15:48 PM  
i915.photobucket.com">

Wow, this guy really is a racist.
 
2012-11-13 06:16:04 PM  

jso2897: thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 850x120]

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.

I suspect that Brave Sir Asselene has boldly run away.


He can run but he can't hide.
 
2012-11-13 06:16:23 PM  

jso2897: thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 850x120]

Asalene--The gift that keeps on giving.

I suspect that Brave Sir Asselene has boldly run away.


Hopefully to chop off his penis and call his dad.
 
2012-11-13 06:17:17 PM  

coeyagi: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

Plaid Pants


4.bp.blogspot.com
About that...
 
2012-11-13 06:17:49 PM  
alelene

Account created: 2008-09-08 18:38:44

Account destroyed: 2012-11-13 15:17:38

RIP
 
2012-11-13 06:18:18 PM  

FormlessOne: Rev. Skarekroe: In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.

Two rhinos, fighting for the same spot at the mud hole.


I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-11-13 06:19:53 PM  

Mikey1969: She was funny on SNL.


No. No she wasn't.
 
2012-11-13 06:24:18 PM  

Fissile: I wanted to fark her once.............................just once.


And then she would've bitten your head off and eaten you before she laid her eggs.
 
2012-11-13 06:26:29 PM  
We're paying entirely too much attention to a woman who proudly proclaimed that she voted Bill Clinton out of office in the 2000 election.
 
2012-11-13 06:28:11 PM  
Victoria Jackson is mentally ill. I don't mean that as hyperbole or exaggeration; she seriously has some form of mental illness, and probably needs help.
 
2012-11-13 06:32:57 PM  
img.photobucket.com

"WOOHOOOOO! Bittchizz, I have been love-love-LOVIN' this election cycle and all the fallout. Shows yall what this country is REALLY all about! FREE EXPRESSION, baybee! And aselene, you are the wind beneath my leathery wings!"

/you all remember The Racism Bat, right?
 
2012-11-13 06:33:30 PM  
Came for the "no, YOU LIBERALS are the racist ones!!" whargarble. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-13 06:34:43 PM  

aselene: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Replace the word "RESPONSIBILITY" with the word "SUPERIORITY".

See any racism now? You should.


Well f*ck me, if you change her words to an assertion of white supremacy, you can see legitimate racism in them!


Meh. Boring troll is boring....

and apparently soon to be dickless.
 
2012-11-13 06:35:07 PM  

Clutch2013: I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...


She made that decision a lot easier starting a few years ago, once she got fat.
 
2012-11-13 06:40:38 PM  
i3.photobucket.com

The only explaination.
 
2012-11-13 06:41:32 PM  

andrewagill: Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com

Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 720x480]


I'm half-surprised that hasn't appeared at a county fair yet, let alone be beer-battered and deep-fried.
 
2012-11-13 06:41:56 PM  

andrewagill:

Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 720x480]


a Sugar-Free Twinkie-Weiner sandwich?
 
2012-11-13 06:43:02 PM  

orrinbloquy: [i.imgur.com image 850x98]

Which part are you uncertain about, owning a penis or knowing who your father is?


Gotdamn that was sweet..
 
2012-11-13 06:45:06 PM  

dehehn: unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow

It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.

Asian people (statistically) own more Chinese restaurants than any race in America.


While I get the point of the joke, if memory serves each one of those statements has the added bonus of being factually inaccurate.
 
2012-11-13 07:04:28 PM  
born_yesterday: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Spray cheese in a can.
 
2012-11-13 07:07:58 PM  
Oh man, I totally forgot about aselene's "pledge"!

So funny.
 
2012-11-13 07:13:54 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


So you didn't read the article, or any of the comments that pointed out her racist statement.
 
2012-11-13 07:16:09 PM  
I am also into wrestling women

"here I come...to save the day"

'cept for you vicky. no saving those thunder thighs....
 
2012-11-13 07:19:06 PM  

seventypercent: Victoria Jackson is mentally ill. I don't mean that as hyperbole or exaggeration; she seriously has some form of mental illness, and probably needs help.


I'm actually thinking the same thing.

Generally speaking, the farther along either end of the political spectrum you go, the more mental illness you're likely to run in to. My theory? Mentally ill people desperately need something "stable" in their lives, and fall into the arms of extreme political ideology which tends to present the world in very black and white terms. It's comforting to believe that the world's problems have easy answers.

I've believed for a long time that the Teahadist conspiracy nuts and the "Save the gay whales" libbie moonbats have more in common with each other than either would like to admit. Which is why they hate each other.
 
2012-11-13 07:22:21 PM  

Mikey1969: I don't know that I'd call her "failed", at least not in the SNL frame of reference


I would.

Successful SNLers go on to do feature films, other TV shows, live theatre and have careers that continue in comedy/performance long after they've left the 11:30pm slot at 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Examples include Eddie Murphy, Belushi, Chevy Chase, Dan Ayckroyd, Will Ferrel, Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers and Al Franken

Unsuccessful SNLers go on to obscurity once they're not on the SNL cast or they do one feature film before they fade away forever. Examples include Mary Gross, Joe Piscopo, Charles Rocket, Brad Hall, Jan Hooks and ,of course, Ms Jackson.
 
2012-11-13 07:29:19 PM  

Coelacanth: Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]

Ah retro food. My mom's conservative cousins had maybe a hundred Jell-PO molds apiece, and maybe five recipes between them.




For your moms sake I hope they stuck to the recipe---its when the ladies get creative that things get scary....

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 07:37:45 PM  
No more penii?
 
2012-11-13 07:42:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.


I no longer believe that.

I think she started off as this:

4.bp.blogspot.com

and ended up, well...pretty much like your standard idiot tea bagger.
 
2012-11-13 07:43:06 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Mikey1969: I don't know that I'd call her "failed", at least not in the SNL frame of reference

I would.

Successful SNLers go on to do feature films, other TV shows, live theatre and have careers that continue in comedy/performance long after they've left the 11:30pm slot at 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Examples include Eddie Murphy, Belushi, Chevy Chase, Dan Ayckroyd, Will Ferrel, Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers and Al Franken

Unsuccessful SNLers go on to obscurity once they're not on the SNL cast or they do one feature film before they fade away forever. Examples include Mary Gross, Joe Piscopo, Charles Rocket, Brad Hall, Jan Hooks and ,of course, Ms Jackson.


Yeah, but movies don't exactly mean much either, look at Molly Shannon and Joe Piscopo, as you mentioned. They both went on to movies, as well as Chris Katan, I wouldn't call any of those 3 successful either, although they were doing OK on the show.
 
2012-11-13 07:43:27 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


oh shut the fark up
 
2012-11-13 07:44:50 PM  

mrshowrules: ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.

I no longer believe that.

I think she started off as this:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x375]

and ended up, well...pretty much like your standard idiot tea bagger.


Reality, is a state of mind.
 
2012-11-13 07:45:42 PM  

Orange-Pippin: For your moms sake I hope they stuck to the recipe---its when the ladies get creative that things get scary....


Back then, well farther back than that, you had to skim your own gelatin to make a gelatin dessert, and if you could do that, you could invest in a gelatin mold. And gelatin molds were big time housewife status symbols.
 
2012-11-13 07:50:17 PM  

aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?


Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.
 
2012-11-13 07:54:12 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.
 
2012-11-13 08:01:18 PM  
say it loud 'america is black and proud'

and once you go black....
 
2012-11-13 08:02:39 PM  

RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?


Sorry, he was right, he never said that he would send it to his 'mom', he said 'father', and considering the semantic games he's playing with Whacky Vic's Twitter post, it means that he wins, and Romney is King of the World in perpetuity.

If this were an average farker, you'd be fine, but this asshat is obviously unhinged.
 
2012-11-13 08:02:49 PM  

Mikey1969: aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.


Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently lost his penis in a electoral accident.
 
2012-11-13 08:03:28 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 569x103]

[i18.photobucket.com image 575x385]

[i18.photobucket.com image 550x399]


You)Or someone you know with a Twitter account) needs to send that back to her. It would be epic.
 
2012-11-13 08:07:06 PM  

MSFT: Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently lost his penis in a electoral accident.


Holy shiat, I LOL'd so loud that my 4 year old daughter came up from downstairs and asked "what's so funny?"...
 
2012-11-13 08:09:27 PM  

Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.


Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.
 
2012-11-13 08:12:25 PM  

gunga galunga: Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.

Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.


He'll eventually crawl back with his stump between his legs.
 
2012-11-13 08:14:44 PM  

Mikey1969: RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas?

Sorry, he was right, he never said that he would send it to his 'mom', he said 'father', and considering the semantic games he's playing with Whacky Vic's Twitter post, it means that he wins, and Romney is King of the World in perpetuity.

If this were an average farker, you'd be fine, but this asshat is obviously unhinged.


As I said in that dickless thread, it was a weasel-word cop out. He said he would cut off his dick if OSAMA HUSSEIN won. But since there was no candidate named Osama Hussein, we can be reasonably certain it was just a troll.
Like everything else he says.
 
2012-11-13 08:16:30 PM  

contrapunctus: seventypercent: Victoria Jackson is mentally ill. I don't mean that as hyperbole or exaggeration; she seriously has some form of mental illness, and probably needs help.

I'm actually thinking the same thing.

Generally speaking, the farther along either end of the political spectrum you go, the more mental illness you're likely to run in to. My theory? Mentally ill people desperately need something "stable" in their lives, and fall into the arms of extreme political ideology which tends to present the world in very black and white terms. It's comforting to believe that the world's problems have easy answers.

I've believed for a long time that the Teahadist conspiracy nuts and the "Save the gay whales" libbie moonbats have more in common with each other than either would like to admit. Which is why they hate each other.


This could explain my dad's bizarre veer to the right in the past few years. He was an old-school centrist Republican, skewing left on social issues, his entire adult life. They found some changes in his white matter a few years ago,and he's gotten kookier since. I think he's a Freeper/John Bircher now o_o
 
2012-11-13 08:18:41 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7432399/80677208#c80677208" target="_blank">MSFT</a>:</b> <i>Mikey1969: aselene: Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Really? This is the position that you're choosing to defend? The 'Since-she-only-mentions-White-people,-she-really-meant-to-say-that-b ro wn-people-were-responsible-too,-but-ran-into-the-Twitter-limitation-wa ll.' approach?

That's pants on head, count to potato stupid if you are REALLY serious about it. No wonder you farking morons can't actually back a decent candidate. If breathing wasn't involuntary, you dipshiats would be too stupid to breathe on your own.

Oh sure, pick on the guy that recently <b>lost his penis in a electoral accident</b>.</i>

LOL. I like Fark for new sequences of words you can discover that you would not expect to have actual valid context.
 
2012-11-13 08:24:09 PM  

gunga galunga: Mikey1969: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

What we really need to stop with is ignorant assholes using the term "PC" whenever they don't agree with something. Get someone to look up what "Politically Correct", translate it into a second grade reading level, and then have them explain it to you, maybe over a course f four or five days.

Then get back to us. We aren't going anywhere.

Oh, I don't think he's going to be back any time soon.


Good, maybe he's following my advice? Glad I could help someone today... :-*
 
2012-11-13 08:45:00 PM  

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?



Why single out "white people" in the first place if race is irrelevant?

/haven't read the rest of the comments
 
2012-11-13 08:56:38 PM  

Isitoveryet: RyogaM: aselene: RyogaM: Hey, you said if Obama won you'd cut your dick off and send it to your mom. So, are you dickless, yet?

I guess you're going to have to link me to that post. Because I NEVER said that.

I'm sorry. You said you'd cut it off and give it to your dad.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7415606/80447704#c80447704

aselene
2012-11-03 07:35:48 PM

If Osama Hussein wins this election, I will cut off my own penis and give it to my father for Christmas.



So, are you dickless yet, or are you going to wait till closer to Christmas? 

regardless of your evidence to the contrary, I am certain the not racist aselene never said such a thing.

Bwhahahahah!!

oh man, i was just waiting for the quote too.
what sucks is now i can't take aselene seriously & you've kinda ruined a successful troll :(



Wow. Another one bites the dust.

/read thread carefully before operating keyboard
//what ever happened to what's-his-b
 
2012-11-13 09:35:56 PM  
Two thousand eight gave us statisticals,
And two thousand twelve gave us testicles.
Gary P D X lost,
Aselene must pay cost,
Now both of their faces need fisticles.
 
2012-11-13 10:39:06 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


The Love Toilet
24.media.tumblr.com 

/and letting Victoria Jackson strip while dancing around on Dennis Miller's desk
 
2012-11-13 10:44:49 PM  
It's sort of like she's doing a character. Afterall, people are talking about her more than they are... those other women from SNL in the 1990s. So it's possible. But the things she's saying aren't quite outrageous enough to be ironic or satirical, they're just shiat you hear from the woman in stretch pants beating her kid in a Wal*Mart when you're just trying to get out with your bottle of liquor.
 
2012-11-13 11:03:44 PM  

Paris1127: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

The Love Toilet
[24.media.tumblr.com image 354x272] 

/and letting Victoria Jackson strip while dancing around on Dennis Miller's desk


She used to be worth something.

blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2012-11-13 11:20:11 PM  
I used to find Victoria Jackson's teabagger schtick really funny. The wild delusions, the barely literate paranoid ramblings. But more and more, I find her just sad. And it's sad that sites like WorldNetDaily and others give her a platform for her psychotic rants. Rather than help an obviously mentally ill woman, they feed her psychosis to trade in her fame for a few more page clicks.
 
2012-11-13 11:29:42 PM  
wonkette.com

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

amandaread.com 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.
 
2012-11-14 12:57:12 AM  

Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.


Actually, I'm pretty sure everyone in the Romney family is well taken care of. Heck, even the little kids in that picture probably have a higher net worth than me...
 
2012-11-14 01:00:19 AM  

ZeroCorpse: [i3.photobucket.com image 500x380]

The only explaination.


I wish, because that would be awesome for a couple of reasons. I would also be pleased if she had chronic flatulence and a zipper on her forehead.
 
2012-11-14 07:13:09 AM  

Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.


Are you alledging that Romney wasn't able to take care of his kids without government assistance?

In your world, how many hundreds of millions of dollars is required to raise a kid without government assistance?
 
2012-11-14 07:49:46 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.

Are you alledging that Romney wasn't able to take care of his kids without government assistance?

In your world, how many hundreds of millions of dollars is required to raise a kid without government assistance?


You're right - that is dumb. Here's a better "Black/White comparison for you:
Lazy, overbreeding jungle people:
i18.photobucket.com

Self sufficient master race:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-14 10:13:47 AM  

dehehn: wow

It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.


Except for that extra bone in their feet that makes them bad at hockey
 
2012-11-14 10:43:10 AM  
Just checking back to see if aselene has disfigured himself yet.

No? Okay, carry on then.
 
2012-11-14 12:22:46 PM  

LesterB: Just checking back to see if aselene has disfigured himself yet.

No? Okay, carry on then.


He's an objectivist so technically he's already disabled.

What?
 
2012-11-14 01:57:27 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 569x103]

[i18.photobucket.com image 575x385]

[i18.photobucket.com image 550x399]


Well, that black family lives in GOVERNMENT HOUSING.

So there.
 
2012-11-14 01:59:47 PM  

gravebayne2: Paris1127: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

The Love Toilet
[24.media.tumblr.com image 354x272] 

/and letting Victoria Jackson strip while dancing around on Dennis Miller's desk

She used to be worth something.

[blogs.miaminewtimes.com image 250x377]


Hey, she's not a bimbo!

Dennis Miller: And now, with a sociological introspective on the state of women today, here is Weekend Update correspondent Victoria Jackson.

Victoria Jackson: Thank you, Dennis! [ sighs ] It seems absurd to me that, in 1987, the only women making headlines seem to be religious airheads, party girls and political strumpets. And then I just heard that Suzanne Somers is returning to prime time. These women have set back the feminist movement twenty years, and I, for one, am outraged!

Dennis Miller: [ chuckling ] Victoria, I cannot believe that you're outraged, with your image.

Victoria Jackson: What are you saying, Dennis?

[ breaks into song ]

"Just because of the way I look
Just because of what I wear.
Just because of how I act
And how I fix my hair.
You think you can label me
But don't you dare.

'Cause I am not a bimbo!

So I giggle when I talk
So I wiggle when I walk.
I got extra body fat
You gonna call me bimbo just for that?

Just because my voice is high
And my attitude is light
It doesn't mean that I'm not serious
I read Newsweek twice last night!
So why should I be
The brunt of your jokes, your mockery?

When I am not a bimbo!"

[ spoken ] I know how to work a Xerox machine, and it's really complicated. I know where the dipstick of my car is, you know when the engine is broken? I'm not stupid, I'm the opposite! Okay, I read my horoscope. But I don't always believe in it. I may be pruciferous. I may be vacuous. But I am not a bimbo. It has a negative connotation, or something.

"I am not a bimbo!"

[ jumps on desk, removes skirt and dances for Dennis' pleasure ]

I am not a bimbo!

So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear.
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer.

You see, I am not a bimbo!

You know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics says the world is in a state of entropy?
 
2012-11-14 03:08:24 PM  

rufus-t-firefly:
Well, that black family lives in GOVERNMENT HOUSING.
.


Right there - that's why I have you favorited in green.
 
2012-11-14 05:31:46 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Xcott: [wonkette.com image 569x103]

Does this lady remember having Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate? Like just a week ago?

[amandaread.com image 640x357] 

I guess this is a sign that people are coping with the election by wiping the whole event from their memory.

Are you alledging that Romney wasn't able to take care of his kids without government assistance?

In your world, how many hundreds of millions of dollars is required to raise a kid without government assistance?


She said outside assistance, not government assistance. Everyone in that enormous photograph is a trust fund baby, able to raise 5 kids only because of that extra money.

/Only 2 bites so far, so of course I have to double down
 
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