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(Wonkette)   Victoria Jackson is a crazy racist. No, seriously, she's crazy, and she's a racist. This is not a repeat from last week or any other week   (wonkette.com) divider line 187
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2012-11-13 04:57:10 PM  

ManateeGag: Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?

I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.


+1 internets. A+++ Would LOL again.
 
2012-11-13 04:58:55 PM  
Victoria Jackson is more credible when she expresses herself with the ukulele.
 
2012-11-13 04:59:35 PM  

unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow


White people (statistically) make up the majority of serial killers, it's called CRAZY!
 
2012-11-13 05:00:25 PM  
See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.
 
2012-11-13 05:00:29 PM  
 
2012-11-13 05:00:44 PM  
I've seen the idea floated around here before that there is a very slight chance that this whole thing is Kaufman-esque comedic performance art, and that Victoria Jackson is one of the funniest people alive.
 
2012-11-13 05:01:20 PM  

Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.


Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?



Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 05:03:00 PM  

aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.


They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.
 
2012-11-13 05:05:29 PM  

FormlessOne: It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.


I am sure if confronted she would give the standard "I am not a racist/I have black friends/You are the real racist for pointing out my racism" response, and claim she is just speaking the truth.

But what they hell is she even saying? Basically, it is that statistically, white people do not have more children than they can afford. But by what measure? Most people on AFDC are white. I guess by percentage of population nonwhites disproportionately use welfare, but that isn't what she said.

And even if that is what she meant, it is also true that most people go on welfare temporarily when they lose a job, get a divorce or otherwise hit a rough patch. When the rough patch passes, they are back in the productive class.

Presumably, when they had kids they were making enough money at the time, and afterwards went through a spell when they were down and out. It strikes me as unfair, and inaccurate, to suggest that the need for welfare is attributable to the recipient having more children than they can afford; it is actually attributable to the lost job or divorce or whatever that immediately preceded going on welfare.

Either way, I don't know what any of this has to do with race, except ZOMG UPPITY BLACK WELFARE QUEENS IN NEW CADDYS WHAR OBAMAPHONE WHAR
 
2012-11-13 05:05:44 PM  
Victoria Jackson is a fruit salad in human form.
 
2012-11-13 05:05:59 PM  
Is the reelection just going to make nutjobs like Victoria more unsubtle in their bigoted statements?
 
2012-11-13 05:06:28 PM  

Aarontology: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.


Why are they saying she's racist?
 
2012-11-13 05:06:50 PM  
Mark my words. It's only a matter of time, and I suspect that time will be soon, that this vapid twunt says something which will result in a visit from the Secret Service.
 
2012-11-13 05:07:14 PM  

Orange-Pippin:
Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


Are you sure that was a jello salad and not an aspic?
 
2012-11-13 05:08:03 PM  

aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?


Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.
 
2012-11-13 05:08:47 PM  

Orange-Pippin: Coelacanth: She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.

Ha! I know very few "family value" conservatives in my area that can actually "cook" something other than cold pizza.

Oh and...

quatchi: White people are responsible?
For what?


Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]


That looks farking nasty.
 
2012-11-13 05:08:53 PM  
Alright, this is good!

The Victoria Jackson Show! Did Obama Really Win?

After listing ALOT of facts; O receiving foreign campaign cash, O'Keefe's Veritas proving multiple votes, military ballots denied, Obama winning every state that didn't require photo ID to vote, Philadelphia GOP poll volunteers being physically removed and Obama winning 100% of votes there, Obama winning 99.8 percent of the vote in 44 Cleveland districts, and in another Ohio county, Obama winning 108 percent of the voters registered, 5.5 million Republican votes are not accounted for

The comment section rocks too!
 
2012-11-13 05:10:13 PM  

ManateeGag: Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?

I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.


The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
 
2012-11-13 05:11:05 PM  

unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow


Does 'white people' include Spaniards, Italians and Greeks now or is it still Germany and north? I'm out of touch with the latest standards in super people.
 
2012-11-13 05:11:17 PM  
www.vh1.com
It. Is. Not. An. Act.
 
2012-11-13 05:13:01 PM  

Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com


Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-13 05:13:59 PM  

gilgigamesh: FormlessOne: It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.

I am sure if confronted she would give the standard "I am not a racist/I have black friends/You are the real racist for pointing out my racism" response, and claim she is just speaking the truth.

But what they hell is she even saying? Basically, it is that statistically, white people do not have more children than they can afford. But by what measure? Most people on AFDC are white. I guess by percentage of population nonwhites disproportionately use welfare, but that isn't what she said.

And even if that is what she meant, it is also true that most people go on welfare temporarily when they lose a job, get a divorce or otherwise hit a rough patch. When the rough patch passes, they are back in the productive class.

Presumably, when they had kids they were making enough money at the time, and afterwards went through a spell when they were down and out. It strikes me as unfair, and inaccurate, to suggest that the need for welfare is attributable to the recipient having more children than they can afford; it is actually attributable to the lost job or divorce or whatever that immediately preceded going on welfare.

Either way, I don't know what any of this has to do with race, except ZOMG UPPITY BLACK WELFARE QUEENS IN NEW CADDYS WHAR OBAMAPHONE WHAR


It's a continuation of Reagan's "Welfare Queen" line of bullshiat. It is an excuse to allow yourself to be racist because it's "those" people.

/What do you mean "those" people
//What do YOU mean "those" people
 
Bf+
2012-11-13 05:14:19 PM  

Muta: Alright, this is good!

The Victoria Jackson Show! Did Obama Really Win?

After listing ALOT of facts; O receiving foreign campaign cash, O'Keefe's Veritas proving multiple votes, military ballots denied, Obama winning every state that didn't require photo ID to vote, Philadelphia GOP poll volunteers being physically removed and Obama winning 100% of votes there, Obama winning 99.8 percent of the vote in 44 Cleveland districts, and in another Ohio county, Obama winning 108 percent of the voters registered, 5.5 million Republican votes are not accounted for

The comment section rocks too!



O.O

Wow... The trolls are having a field day.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel...
of dynamite.
 
2012-11-13 05:14:23 PM  

Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.


Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are. She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?
 
2012-11-13 05:14:54 PM  

Aarontology: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.


See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement is actually just "disagreeing with Obama?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this reverse racism right wing persecution complex bullshiat fifteen years ago, please.
 
2012-11-13 05:16:50 PM  

andrewagill: Orange-Pippin: Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

i45.tinypic.com

Could be worse. Can you think of anything whiter than a Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 720x480]


No. Actually.
....thanks for the nightmares man
 
2012-11-13 05:16:55 PM  
In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.
 
2012-11-13 05:17:10 PM  

gilgigamesh: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement


You'll have to show me that statement. Because all I see is a simple assertion of a true fact. Because I am not a racist like you, I don't read that simple observation to be an attack on non-white people.
 
2012-11-13 05:22:35 PM  

NobleHam: Orange-Pippin:
Jello Salads. Seriously. Why? Last Sunday at church I saw a Chicken Jello Salad with Mayo, carrots and green jello...oh and walnuts.

[i45.tinypic.com image 400x303]

Are you sure that was a jello salad and not an aspic?



The one at church was green jello chopped into squares, with chicken chunks mayo, walnuts, carrots (and I forgot to add the raisins). A lady I sat next to asked for the recipe and I got a first hand gory blow-by-blow. The picture is an example of what I've seen when one of the older the ladies decide to "go all out" ---it's quite terrifying really.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:34 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: In the movie "Casual Sex" you can totally see her butt.


Two rhinos, fighting for the same spot at the mud hole.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:34 PM  

aselene: Aarontology: aselene: Why are they saying she's racist?

Probably for that tweet that implies white people are by nature more responsible than minorities.

Key word here being "implies." She didn't say that. You just think she said it. You read that into her comment. And do you know why?

Because you liberals are the real racists.


Wow. I. Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

At. All.

*yawn*

Pay attention now. All she does it state the fact that statistically white people are responsible. Which is true. Most of them are.

No, you pay attention. "Statistically, most white people are responsible" is a meaningless statement, because you don't define your terms. It is meant to give the appearance of objectivity by implying that you are invoking statistics, but then uses the completely subjective measure of "responsible", which could mean anything (and therefore means nothing).

Its like saying, "statistically, most women are picky". Picky about what? And compared to what? Its utterly meaningless.

She didn't say ANYTHING about anyone else being irresponsible. Nothing at all. It is only because of YOUR stereotypes that you immediately imagine this to mean "and therefore, brown people are irresponsible." Why would you even think that unless you already think brown people are irresponsible?

Then it is even more meaningless, because you are claiming she doesn't mean to compare white people to anyone else.

What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?
 
2012-11-13 05:24:11 PM  

jchic: Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!

I was just thinking the same damn thing.


I think despite his public outburst Michael Richards is far less racist than Victoria Jackson. And definitely nowhere near as crazy.

And Weird Al will never fail us. Don't let the racism sully his Opus.
 
2012-11-13 05:28:25 PM  

BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?


Is that the woman who cut her babies in half?
 
2012-11-13 05:28:29 PM  

gilgigamesh: Aarontology: aselene: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies is "racist?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this PC bullshiat fifteen year ago, please.

They're not saying she's a racist because she opposes Obama.

See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement is actually just "disagreeing with Obama?" It's just an accusation that gets thrown around too much these days. We need to stop with all this reverse racism right wing persecution complex bullshiat fifteen years ago, please.


THAT is what's happened. People (mostly on the right) started making disguised racist comments, oh, about 2008 now, under the veil of disagreeing with Obama's policies; and when anyone called them on it, they defended themselves: "I'm just disagreeing with his politics! Why are you calling me racist!" Now it's gotten to where people practically say "Man, those jigaboos all voted for their own," and if you call them on it, "Why are you calling me racist, when I'm just opposing the President?"

The reason being that when it first began, people would let the speakers get away with it. Oh, well, I guess using the expression "tar baby" isn't really racist any more is one I remember. YES IT IS. This is another good one. No, white people are NOT "more responsible" than minorities, statistically or otherwise. Take a trip through Appalachia if you don't believe me. It's racist, and it's got nothing to do with facts...unless you also are racist and believe whites are better than people of color. Then, of course, it is a true fact and nothing will convince you otherwise.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:11 PM  

gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?


"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:31 PM  

aselene: Because I am not a racist like you


if you have to say "I am not racist", you may be racist.
 
2012-11-13 05:32:20 PM  

Muta: Alright, this is good!

The Victoria Jackson Show! Did Obama Really Win?

After listing ALOT of facts; O receiving foreign campaign cash, O'Keefe's Veritas proving multiple votes, military ballots denied, Obama winning every state that didn't require photo ID to vote, Philadelphia GOP poll volunteers being physically removed and Obama winning 100% of votes there, Obama winning 99.8 percent of the vote in 44 Cleveland districts, and in another Ohio county, Obama winning 108 percent of the voters registered, 5.5 million Republican votes are not accounted for

The comment section rocks too!


That WAS fun. I felt the need to troll a bit. I will check my bait cages later.

Good find!
 
2012-11-13 05:33:03 PM  

phaseolus: Last week I had to listen to the second-most racist guy in the shop at my new job rant about "four more years of black tyranny". Never mind what the most racist guy's been spewing on a daily basis.

People like this used to stay in the closet with this shiat, but that was before all the opinion leaders on the right started cracking open the doors and telling them "It's okay, little racists, you can come out now...".


They firmly believe what Bill O'Reilly was spewing after the election. Whites are now the minority. It is the Christians that are persecuted. Their way of life is under seige. So now, not only do they feel it's permissable to be open about their racism, it's necessary. For them, it's now survival. Their echo chamber has been upgraded to a full-blown matrix.
 
2012-11-13 05:34:10 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?

"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.


The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."
 
2012-11-13 05:35:43 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: See, this really bothers me. Why is it that anyone who makes an obvious, flagrant and intentionally racist statement

You'll have to show me that statement. Because all I see is a simple assertion of a true fact. Because I am not a racist like you, I don't read that simple observation to be an attack on non-white people.


I'm beginning to love you. I want to consummate this love. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
 
2012-11-13 05:37:16 PM  

Isitoveryet: aselene: Because I am not a racist like you

if you have to say "I am not racist", you may be racist.


According to the red colour of his posts and the label favorite:RACIST, I fear you may be right.

/Not actually afraid
//Pretty sure about him being a racist though
///Posts seem to have a background reading of 9000 killoRoves.
 
2012-11-13 05:38:38 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?

"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.


Funny thing about logic and facts, you don't get to create what they are and aren't.
She said they White people don't have more children than they can take care of... The thing is that is NOT a true statement. It never will be... white people are just as prone to have more children than they can take care of than any other people. It's a racist statement from the first word. White, being a race. It's a comparative statement by context, otherwise the sentence has no meaning. The final statement of the tweet was "It's called RESPONSIBILITY" Except that is also a false comment, because there are no statistics that exist that show White People are responsible at all. Especially Fiscally...
So you can quit trolling now...

/kthxbye
 
2012-11-13 05:39:14 PM  

WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."


So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."
 
2012-11-13 05:41:02 PM  

aselene: gilgigamesh: What the hell did she mean, then? White people are more responsible than what? Chairs? The moon? Post it notes?

"More." That word doesn't appear in her statement. It's something your racist mind read into it, because YOU believe white people are "more" responsible than non-white people.

What did she mean? She meant exactly what she said. That statistically speaking, white people are responsible.

Are you saying they're not? If so, that would make you racist against both whites and non-whites. I guess it's at least a little better to be an equal opportunity bigot than it is to be racist against one group of people.


Actually it is an assumption by the reader that the author of the statement is racists it is not that the reader is racists. Does that make the reader racists? No.

Also, it is quite reasonable for the reader to think that the author is crazy and or racists as most of authors statements are not based in facts and the reader makes assumptions as to the motivation behind the lack of truth.
 
2012-11-13 05:41:37 PM  

aselene: WizardofToast: The way Victoria says it sounds like "White people always know what they are doing. So they can do no wrong ever and minorities are the problem."

So now in the fevered liberal imagination it's gone from attack on non-white people to an assertion of white supremacy!

Tell me what else her statement "sounds like."


Well it seems she believes Obama is doing communism. So she has no idea what 'communism' is. I can tell you she's not good with history or politics.
 
2012-11-13 05:41:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: THAT is what's happened. People (mostly on the right) started making disguised racist comments, oh, about 2008 now, under the veil of disagreeing with Obama's policies; and when anyone called them on it, they defended themselves: "I'm just disagreeing with his politics! Why are you calling me racist!" Now it's gotten to where people practically say "Man, those jigaboos all voted for their own," and if you call them on it, "Why are you calling me racist, when I'm just opposing the President?"

The reason being that when it first began, people would let the speakers get away with it. Oh, well, I guess using the expression "tar baby" isn't really racist any more is one I remember. YES IT IS. This is another good one. No, white people are NOT "more responsible" than minorities, statistically or otherwise. Take a trip through Appalachia if you don't believe me. It's racist, and it's got nothing to do with facts...unless you also are racist and believe whites are better than people of color. Then, of course, it is a true fact and nothing will convince you otherwise.


Following comments have been made at my workplace this past year:
"All blacks vote for Obama."
"Obama only one because all the blacks voted for him."
"If Obama wins all white people should go out and buy guns."
"If Obama loses you know which half of Houston is going to burn. I'm going to stay home that week myself."
 
2012-11-13 05:42:30 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Gyrfalcon: THAT is what's happened. People (mostly on the right) started making disguised racist comments, oh, about 2008 now, under the veil of disagreeing with Obama's policies; and when anyone called them on it, they defended themselves: "I'm just disagreeing with his politics! Why are you calling me racist!" Now it's gotten to where people practically say "Man, those jigaboos all voted for their own," and if you call them on it, "Why are you calling me racist, when I'm just opposing the President?"

The reason being that when it first began, people would let the speakers get away with it. Oh, well, I guess using the expression "tar baby" isn't really racist any more is one I remember. YES IT IS. This is another good one. No, white people are NOT "more responsible" than minorities, statistically or otherwise. Take a trip through Appalachia if you don't believe me. It's racist, and it's got nothing to do with facts...unless you also are racist and believe whites are better than people of color. Then, of course, it is a true fact and nothing will convince you otherwise.

Following comments have been made at my workplace this past year:
"All blacks vote for Obama."
"Obama only one because all the blacks voted for him."
"If Obama wins all white people should go out and buy guns."
"If Obama loses you know which half of Houston is going to burn. I'm going to stay home that week myself."


To them, if you haven't said the n-word, it's not racist. But from experience, if somebody says the n-word, they will defend that anyway as not racist.
 
2012-11-13 05:42:43 PM  
www.voght.org
"It's called RESPONSIBILITY"
 
2012-11-13 05:43:25 PM  
Let's just all agree that Victoria is definately crazy and most likely racists.
 
2012-11-13 05:43:45 PM  
...who?
 
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