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(Wonkette)   Victoria Jackson is a crazy racist. No, seriously, she's crazy, and she's a racist. This is not a repeat from last week or any other week   (wonkette.com) divider line 187
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2012-11-13 04:28:32 PM  
If only there was some way to ignore her.
 
2012-11-13 04:28:50 PM  
Yeah but what about Tito?
 
2012-11-13 04:29:10 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-13 04:32:16 PM  
I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...
 
2012-11-13 04:33:34 PM  
I have a fun idea. Let's look at how many kids are sh*t out based on socio-economics rather than race.

You know, like they used to do in the 90s.

//you stupid f*cking no-talent pimple on the scarred taint of Dennis Miller whore
 
2012-11-13 04:33:48 PM  
This has reached Colbertian levels.
 
2012-11-13 04:34:18 PM  
White people are responsible?

For what?
 
2012-11-13 04:34:53 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Black people being poor.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:14 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?



Frank Stallone.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:59 PM  
It would be nice if, one day, Republicans would smile as one and declare they were just an operation to help Americans not identify with regressives. Then I remember no one can plan that much.
 
2012-11-13 04:37:24 PM  
It's like the obvious, fail, dumbass and asinine tags had a massive tag orgy and produced Victoria Jackson.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 04:37:33 PM  
Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.
 
2012-11-13 04:38:45 PM  
wonkette.com 


wow
 
2012-11-13 04:39:31 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Victoria Jackson.
 
2012-11-13 04:40:16 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Plaid Pants
 
2012-11-13 04:40:19 PM  

vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.


I still can't tell if she's serious or not.
 
2012-11-13 04:41:14 PM  

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wow


I smell overzealouseducated staffer tweeting that for her. Not enough spelling errors.
 
2012-11-13 04:41:36 PM  
Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!
 
2012-11-13 04:41:48 PM  

unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow


Yeah...

Someone needs a punch to the statisticals, I think...
 
2012-11-13 04:42:04 PM  

Sneakernets: This has reached Colbertian levels.


No, no it hasn't.
 
2012-11-13 04:42:14 PM  
It's a shame that she has to be a racist scumbag. There goes any chance of a "UHF 2".
 
2012-11-13 04:42:29 PM  
Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?
 
2012-11-13 04:43:19 PM  

davidphogan: vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.

I still can't tell if she's serious or not.


Even if tomorrow she reveals it was all performance art meant to show how retarded conservatives are, I still wouldn't slap her on the back. Because it walked the Poe's Law line too tautly, she never really entered into The Blaze or Moonie or Zombiebart territory where they made you believe that they believe.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:36 PM  

davidphogan: vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.

I still can't tell if she's serious or not.


At least Kaufman was entertaining.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:39 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?

Victoria Jackson.


Hey, hey, hey, now. My family's from Germany, Ireland, and France in about equal proportion. Jackson's a British name, iirc, I accept no responsibility for the spawn of those dirty imperialist swine.

//May or may not be actually true.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:58 PM  
If only the Confederates had had the sense to secede rather than start a civil war.
 
2012-11-13 04:45:28 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Chuck Testa.
 
2012-11-13 04:46:18 PM  
Who?
 
2012-11-13 04:47:27 PM  
FTFC...

Somewhere LaToya and the ghost of Michael are crying in sadness because they are no longer the craziest Jacksons of them all, trumped by White Wacko Jacko.

LOL
 
2012-11-13 04:48:11 PM  
a Victoria Jackson / Karl Rove sex tape.


/keep shoving in the shoe shine.
//I'm mean / gotta go
 
2012-11-13 04:48:33 PM  

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wow


It would be one thing if she made a correct or even cognizable observation about black versus white poverty statistics.

Instead she just spewed out some half-baked race-based rage that almost sounds like it means something, but doesn't actually convey any information.

Well, except for "I am a blithering idiot", which we already knew.
 
2012-11-13 04:48:49 PM  

unexplained bacon: [wonkette.com image 569x103] 


wow


It's nice to see people being themselves, isn't it? No "family values" bullshiat, no "urban areas" dogwhistles, no "disenfranchised voters" nonsense, just straightforward, flat-out racism, in public.

Sure, it's as disgusting as watching someone drop trou and take a dump on the salad bar, but you then don't have to waffle about whether having a salad is a good idea. You know it's evil. There's no judgment call to make at that point - "Did the kitchen staff wash the produce? Did the sous chef blow his nose in the ranch dressing? Are the bacon bits real?" - because all the info you need is sitting in front of you, in a horrid, steaming pile.

That's your GOP for 2016. They're dropping trou and letting it fly. It pleases me to watch these bigoted assholes dispense with their thin veneer of civilization, and just let their racist freak flag fly.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:27 PM  
She's big on a secession and a confederacy. Bad news for her is the only way she'd fit in is if she can clean and cook and keep her mouth shut.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:35 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Kenny G.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:59 PM  

quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Kid Rock.
 
2012-11-13 04:50:04 PM  

Loud_Mouth_Soup: quatchi: White people are responsible?

For what?


Frank Stallone.


You guessed it, Frank Stallone
 
2012-11-13 04:50:23 PM  

Clutch2013: I never thought I'd see a great argument FOR celibacy. But if my only options were that or Victoria Jackson...


Eh. Very least you could shut her mouth for a while. Do your business and then kick her, that's my motto.
 
2012-11-13 04:51:00 PM  
Last week I had to listen to the second-most racist guy in the shop at my new job rant about "four more years of black tyranny". Never mind what the most racist guy's been spewing on a daily basis.

People like this used to stay in the closet with this shiat, but that was before all the opinion leaders on the right started cracking open the doors and telling them "It's okay, little racists, you can come out now...".
 
2012-11-13 04:52:03 PM  

Headso: Yeah but what about Tito?


I don't know that's Jermaine to this conversation.
 
2012-11-13 04:52:27 PM  

BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?


Because she makes the quiet, tastefully bigoted Republicans look moderate by comparison. The more vocal the extremists, the more reasonable the "moderate" GOP looks when they use their focus-group-tested racism. "We're just for a traditional America, with good family values - we don't know why we did so badly in urban areas, because it's just such a surprise that disenfranchised voters would respond so strongly to our calmly-worded bigotry."

Heck, hearing a state senator whip out "macaca" is almost pleasing by comparison.
 
2012-11-13 04:52:37 PM  

GanjSmokr: If only there was some way to ignore her.


Cut out her tongue?
 
Bf+
2012-11-13 04:52:47 PM  

Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!


Somehow I completely forgot she was in that!
While on IMDB, I made the mistake of looking at her bio:

"Supported herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society"
"Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth (1993) and "The 700 Club" (1966)."
"Trade Mark: Her cute facial expressions."

Apparently she once dated Weird Al and was married to a fire eater / X-rated movie music composer for nearly six years... and had to pay alimony to him.
Please tell me this is a joke.
 
2012-11-13 04:53:36 PM  

phaseolus: Last week I had to listen to the second-most racist guy in the shop at my new job rant about "four more years of black tyranny". Never mind what the most racist guy's been spewing on a daily basis.

People like this used to stay in the closet with this shiat, but that was before all the opinion leaders on the right started cracking open the doors and telling them "It's okay, little racists, you can come out now...".


I'm all for it. Identify them first, then shun them as a group. You can't trap a roach if it won't come out.
 
2012-11-13 04:53:43 PM  

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wow


It's not racist if you say (statistically) before your otherwise racist statement.

Let's try:

White people (statistically) have smaller male genitalia than black people.

Black people (statistically) are much better at sports and don't need outside assistance like Mark McGuire and Lance Armstrong. It's called FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.

Asian people (statistically) own more Chinese restaurants than any race in America.
 
2012-11-13 04:53:53 PM  
How did Victoria Jackson catch this case of batshiat crazy? I hope it's not contagious.
 
2012-11-13 04:54:04 PM  

Rebochan: Goddammit, between her and Michael Richards, I can't even enjoy UHF anymore!


I was just thinking the same damn thing.
 
2012-11-13 04:54:40 PM  

FormlessOne: BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?

Because she makes the quiet, tastefully bigoted Republicans look moderate by comparison. The more vocal the extremists, the more reasonable the "moderate" GOP looks when they use their focus-group-tested racism. "We're just for a traditional America, with good family values - we don't know why we did so badly in urban areas, because it's just such a surprise that disenfranchised voters would respond so strongly to our calmly-worded bigotry."

Heck, hearing a state senator whip out "macaca" is almost pleasing by comparison.


I don't like in VA anymore, but I was quite pleased to see that smug, smarmy, racist piece of shiat have to climb back under his slimy farking rock. He exemplifies everything that is wrong in politics, and the would would be better if he was no longer in it.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:11 PM  
FAILED SNL COMEDIENNE VICTORIA JACKSON

I don't know that I'd call her "failed", at least not in the SNL frame of reference. She was funny on SNL. It's part of the reason that I thought the this might just be a trolling attempt at first, until I watched a news special on her about 9 months ago. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't one of the greats or almost-greats, but I don't think she "failed" at SNL.

Now as to her current attempts at comedy, I have to say that she really sucks.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:36 PM  

theteacher: davidphogan: vpb: Better to secede than have a civil war.

I see that razor sharp intellect of hers hasn't been used up.

I still can't tell if she's serious or not.

At least Kaufman was entertaining.


I don't want to wish cancer on anyone, but damned if she got I wouldn't really care.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:47 PM  

born_yesterday: FormlessOne: BeatrixK: Vicky...I have a friend I'd love you to meet. Her name is Nadia. Soloman is her last name, I believe.

/Seriously...how is this woman not under state supervised living?

Because she makes the quiet, tastefully bigoted Republicans look moderate by comparison. The more vocal the extremists, the more reasonable the "moderate" GOP looks when they use their focus-group-tested racism. "We're just for a traditional America, with good family values - we don't know why we did so badly in urban areas, because it's just such a surprise that disenfranchised voters would respond so strongly to our calmly-worded bigotry."

Heck, hearing a state senator whip out "macaca" is almost pleasing by comparison.

I don't like in VA anymore, but I was quite pleased to see that smug, smarmy, racist piece of shiat have to climb back under his slimy farking rock. He exemplifies everything that is wrong in politics, and the would would be better if he was no longer in it.


I still think "shared Anglo-Saxon heritage" is the best one.
 
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