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(CBS News)   Nicole Kidman was shocked by Tom and Katie's divorce, at least we think she was shocked. Maybe she was sad, or it could have been amused too. Impossible to tell, her face doesn't freaking move   (cbsnews.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, wedding anniversary, Grace Kelly  
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2012-11-13 07:25:11 PM  
3 votes:

hammettman: I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.


Yeah, I'm sure that he was often present for her orgasms.
2012-11-13 09:28:56 PM  
2 votes:

docbenspock: I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".


Yeah, their thetans start to become saggy.
2012-11-13 08:41:42 PM  
2 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.


Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.
2012-11-13 07:24:14 PM  
2 votes:
I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".
2012-11-14 01:50:58 PM  
1 vote:

Galileo's Daughter: Or even married David Miscavige in a wedding officiated by Perez Hilton.


"I now pronounth you midget and midget."
2012-11-13 10:06:37 PM  
1 vote:

Mike Chewbacca: Galileo's Daughter:

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.

Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.


Not sure if serious or trolling, but miscarriages aren't anyone's "fault." Having read Andrew Morton's biography of Cruise, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he ever came out of the closet (or at least admitted he was bisexual). Or even married David Miscavige in a wedding officiated by Perez Hilton.
2012-11-13 09:13:36 PM  
1 vote:

beta_plus: Botox is a hell of a drug.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Did you accidentally link to a picture of Bettie Davis?
2012-11-13 08:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
It moved a lot in BMX Bandits!
2012-11-13 08:34:18 PM  
1 vote:

Huggermugger: One problem with redheads is that they have very delicate skin, and it's exceptionally thin when they are gaunt. Since a "skin care" facials among the rich and showbiz involve a lot of skin peels and lasers and such, Nicole's skin is now paper-thin.


so what you're saying is is that I should give Ms. Kidman a facial instead of hollyweird butchers?

i'm okay with that.
2012-11-13 08:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com

is clearly shocked at Nicole Kidman's shock.
2012-11-13 07:56:17 PM  
1 vote:
Headline would be funnier without last sentence.
2012-11-13 07:17:40 PM  
1 vote:
her face doesn't freaking move

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