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(CBS News)   Nicole Kidman was shocked by Tom and Katie's divorce, at least we think she was shocked. Maybe she was sad, or it could have been amused too. Impossible to tell, her face doesn't freaking move   (cbsnews.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, wedding anniversary, Grace Kelly  
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2012-11-13 10:29:41 PM  
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martid4: Yes, there was a time that I would have banged her like a jackhammer in asphalt. Now, a few beers later maybe.


Nicole Kidman wouldn't fark you with your dick.

/who could blame her?
2012-11-14 01:04:04 AM  
1 vote:
Dead Calm was a damn good flick.

those shorts.
2012-11-13 11:23:08 PM  
1 vote:

OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.


I heard somewhere that the two adopted kids have been brainwashed by Scientology, and won't have anything to do with Nicole now that she's a suppressive person. But remember when they loved katie, because she came into the church? I bet they never talk to her again either, even though she was like a mother to them for a while.

And why do all Tom's women keep their mouths shut about anything having to do with the relationship and the Scientologists? Does he just pay them, or are they afraid?
2012-11-13 09:13:36 PM  
1 vote:

beta_plus: Botox is a hell of a drug.

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Did you accidentally link to a picture of Bettie Davis?
2012-11-13 08:41:42 PM  
1 vote:

Galileo's Daughter: OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.


Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.
2012-11-13 08:34:18 PM  
1 vote:

Huggermugger: One problem with redheads is that they have very delicate skin, and it's exceptionally thin when they are gaunt. Since a "skin care" facials among the rich and showbiz involve a lot of skin peels and lasers and such, Nicole's skin is now paper-thin.


so what you're saying is is that I should give Ms. Kidman a facial instead of hollyweird butchers?

i'm okay with that.
2012-11-13 08:26:00 PM  
1 vote:
Because of what beta_plus did, I am posting this, to remind us of better times.


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2012-11-13 07:56:17 PM  
1 vote:
Headline would be funnier without last sentence.
2012-11-13 07:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
Botox is a hell of a drug.

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2012-11-13 07:25:00 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not interested in her face moving as long as everything else moves they way it's supposed to.
2012-11-13 07:21:17 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: She looks so trashily hot in "Paperboy".


Note to Self: Watch "Paperboy"
2012-11-13 05:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
To be more accurate, subby, the article says that Nicole Kidman was shocked by HER divorce from Tom Cruise: "It took me a very long time to heal... It was a shock to my system."

That said, she was really good (and actually emotive) in Rabbit Hole.
 
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