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(CBS News)   Nicole Kidman was shocked by Tom and Katie's divorce, at least we think she was shocked. Maybe she was sad, or it could have been amused too. Impossible to tell, her face doesn't freaking move   (cbsnews.com) divider line 56
    More: Interesting, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, wedding anniversary, Grace Kelly  
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2012-11-13 05:27:34 PM
To be more accurate, subby, the article says that Nicole Kidman was shocked by HER divorce from Tom Cruise: "It took me a very long time to heal... It was a shock to my system."

That said, she was really good (and actually emotive) in Rabbit Hole.
 
2012-11-13 06:45:28 PM
I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.
 
2012-11-13 07:17:40 PM
her face doesn't freaking move

fap
 
2012-11-13 07:20:06 PM
She looks so trashily hot in "Paperboy".
 
2012-11-13 07:21:17 PM

skinink: She looks so trashily hot in "Paperboy".


Note to Self: Watch "Paperboy"
 
2012-11-13 07:22:09 PM
Somewhere out there, some fat gal will still moo out another "Awww, poor hon! She still loves him!!"

/not me
 
2012-11-13 07:24:14 PM
I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".
 
2012-11-13 07:25:00 PM
I'm not interested in her face moving as long as everything else moves they way it's supposed to.
 
2012-11-13 07:25:11 PM

hammettman: I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.


Yeah, I'm sure that he was often present for her orgasms.
 
2012-11-13 07:25:15 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I'm sure the church of $cientology was happy with this interview...
 
2012-11-13 07:26:11 PM
Botox is a hell of a drug.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-13 07:30:37 PM
Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.
 
2012-11-13 07:31:20 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2012-11-13 07:56:17 PM
Headline would be funnier without last sentence.
 
2012-11-13 08:08:39 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

is clearly shocked at Nicole Kidman's shock.
 
2012-11-13 08:24:59 PM
she needs to pee in more of her movies
 
2012-11-13 08:26:00 PM
Because of what beta_plus did, I am posting this, to remind us of better times.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-13 08:27:38 PM

hammettman: I have a feeling that she did a better O face for Tom than Katie did.


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2012-11-13 08:31:18 PM
One problem with redheads is that they have very delicate skin, and it's exceptionally thin when they are gaunt. Since a "skin care" facials among the rich and showbiz involve a lot of skin peels and lasers and such, Nicole's skin is now paper-thin.
 
2012-11-13 08:33:27 PM

OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.


At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.
 
2012-11-13 08:34:18 PM

Huggermugger: One problem with redheads is that they have very delicate skin, and it's exceptionally thin when they are gaunt. Since a "skin care" facials among the rich and showbiz involve a lot of skin peels and lasers and such, Nicole's skin is now paper-thin.


so what you're saying is is that I should give Ms. Kidman a facial instead of hollyweird butchers?

i'm okay with that.
 
2012-11-13 08:41:42 PM

Galileo's Daughter: OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.

Apparently the legislature passed a law mandating a 10 year lifespan for prenups so if Tom hadn't ducked out he would have been liable for the whole community property thing which by best guesses was in hundreds of millions of dollar range IIRC during the Kidman marriage decade.

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.


Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.
 
2012-11-13 08:47:09 PM
It moved a lot in BMX Bandits!
 
2012-11-13 09:12:31 PM
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy, just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise Crazy too!
 
2012-11-13 09:13:36 PM

beta_plus: Botox is a hell of a drug.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Did you accidentally link to a picture of Bettie Davis?
 
2012-11-13 09:16:03 PM
Yes, there was a time that I would have banged her like a jackhammer in asphalt. Now, a few beers later maybe.
 
2012-11-13 09:16:05 PM
static.guim.co.uk

contemplating the depths of her feelings for this man, or being brutally raped?

also, she was awesome in that movie.
 
2012-11-13 09:23:36 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.


Cruise is a devout Taoist. By 33, a woman's run out of useful jing. You kindly free them into the wild and get a more youthful woman to siphon from and grant you nigh immortality. Look how youthful Cruise looks even though he's 50. That all thanks to resting your erection inside a barely legal waif for at least 30 minutes a day.
 
2012-11-13 09:28:56 PM

docbenspock: I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".


Yeah, their thetans start to become saggy.
 
2012-11-13 09:33:15 PM
Does this mean I have to watch Eyes Wide Shut again?
 
2012-11-13 09:49:25 PM
www.zombiegift.com
 
2012-11-13 09:49:50 PM

Nem Wan: Does this mean I have to watch Eyes Wide Shut again?


Only if there's a masochistic itch you have to scratch.
 
2012-11-13 09:54:04 PM
Look!!! I have no wrinkles!

www.infomercial-hell.com


You also have no expression!
 
2012-11-13 09:54:23 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 208x221]



Whoa, that was random...



/I still like that CD
 
2012-11-13 10:02:19 PM
 
2012-11-13 10:06:37 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Galileo's Daughter:

At one time during their marriage, Nicole did have a miscarriage. So it's not like they never tried to have children.

Funny how this is Nicole's fault and has nothing at all to do with Tom's homosexuality.


Not sure if serious or trolling, but miscarriages aren't anyone's "fault." Having read Andrew Morton's biography of Cruise, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he ever came out of the closet (or at least admitted he was bisexual). Or even married David Miscavige in a wedding officiated by Perez Hilton.
 
2012-11-13 10:29:41 PM

martid4: Yes, there was a time that I would have banged her like a jackhammer in asphalt. Now, a few beers later maybe.


Nicole Kidman wouldn't fark you with your dick.

/who could blame her?
 
2012-11-13 10:31:08 PM

ZMugg: beta_plus: Botox is a hell of a drug.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 410x561]

Did you accidentally link to a picture of Bettie Davis?


You are going to hell and I'm laughing on the trip with you.

/aisle seat, kosher meal, please
 
2012-11-13 10:34:17 PM

maggoo: docbenspock: I like the theory that Tom dumps all these women once they hit 33 because of something to do with the "thetans".

Yeah, their thetans start to become saggy.


You sure "thetans" doesn't mean "stops looking like an adolescent boy"?
 
2012-11-13 10:53:16 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x337]

I'm sure the church of $cientology was happy with this interview...


She's hot. Like, GOD DAMN hot.
 
2012-11-13 11:23:08 PM

OscarTamerz: Yeah, apparently her deep and abiding commitment to the relationship is evidenced by the fact that she didn't have kids with him despite the fact that both went on to have biological children with their next spouses and now doesn't bother seeing the two that she and Tom both adopted to maintain the facade of an actual marriage.


I heard somewhere that the two adopted kids have been brainwashed by Scientology, and won't have anything to do with Nicole now that she's a suppressive person. But remember when they loved katie, because she came into the church? I bet they never talk to her again either, even though she was like a mother to them for a while.

And why do all Tom's women keep their mouths shut about anything having to do with the relationship and the Scientologists? Does he just pay them, or are they afraid?
 
2012-11-13 11:29:52 PM
NS, subby.

The other day she was on cable in a movie 3-4 years old and her freaking face did...Not...MOVE!!!
It was sad, really, what she will do to avoid wrinkles.
 
2012-11-13 11:35:24 PM

douchebag/hater: NS, subby.

The other day she was on cable in a movie 3-4 years old and her freaking face did...Not...MOVE!!!
It was sad, really, what she will do to avoid wrinkles.


I got just the thing for her face, if you know what I am getting at . . .
 
2012-11-14 12:59:45 AM
Re: Tom: "I was totally smitten -- I fell madly, passionately in love," she continued, noting how they lived in a "bubble" and were "very dependent" on each other."

Re: Urban: "My life changed," she said about meeting Urban. "He is a wonderful, caring man and he makes me feel secure. We don't ever like to be separated."

The more things change, the more they stay the same...
 
2012-11-14 01:04:04 AM
Dead Calm was a damn good flick.

those shorts.
 
2012-11-14 01:20:16 AM

Otto's_Jacket: Whoa, that was random...


http://www.fark.com/goto/7432394/http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162- 5 7549062/nicole-kidman-on-tom-cruise-divorce-shock-to-my-system/
 
2012-11-14 01:30:21 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Otto's_Jacket: Whoa, that was random...

http://www.fark.com/goto/7432394/http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162- 5 7549062/nicole-kidman-on-tom-cruise-divorce-shock-to-my-system/




Ah, carry on then. Thanks for reminding me to get that CD out of a box in the basement, btw.
 
2012-11-14 02:28:37 AM
I'd still rather go for her sister.

resources2.news.com.au
 
2012-11-14 04:18:08 AM
I'd love to give her a shocker.
 
2012-11-14 05:58:45 AM

Galileo's Daughter: ...miscarriages aren't anyone's "fault."


Isn't that the whole "shutting things down" thing that's recently come to light in the scientific literature?
 
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