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(National Review)   If there's one thing Obama's re-election and Petraeus' infidelity has proven, it's that America is a failed, debauched den of Godless communist pre-verts who want to fornicate with our faces, force us to crap in low-flow toilets, and eat quinoa   (nationalreview.com) divider line 82
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2012-11-13 04:22:12 PM
It's nothing but a low down, double dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for it! Burning is too good for it! It should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!!!
 
2012-11-13 04:26:40 PM
This guy is really making the rounds since last week.

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2012-11-13 04:27:01 PM
america wants to pee with the toilet seat down
 
2012-11-13 04:27:20 PM
America is constantly hitting on me, it's gross. Please America, just stop.
 
2012-11-13 04:27:28 PM
So in summary: Never change. It's always bad. See: Slavery, Pollution, Japanese internment...
 
2012-11-13 04:28:27 PM
America drank all my beer and knocked up my girlfriend.
 
2012-11-13 04:28:32 PM
So Obama is Nixon, now? I thought he was Carter. So confused!
 
2012-11-13 04:29:48 PM
america double dipped in the salsa bowl instead of using the provided ramekins
 
2012-11-13 04:29:51 PM
Mmmmmmm, quinoa. Those Peruvian farmers should be called Pervian farmers for growing something so good, amirite!
 
2012-11-13 04:30:02 PM
Yes, no Democrat has ever been re-elected, and certainly no married government official has ever slept with someone who wasn't their spouse before. These are uniquely 21st-century American traits.
 
2012-11-13 04:30:59 PM

sprawl15: america double dipped in the salsa bowl instead of using the provided ramekins


America got confused and was using them as pubic wigs.
 
2012-11-13 04:31:38 PM
The rapture is nigh. Prepare yourselves for God's Eternal Glory!
 
2012-11-13 04:32:31 PM

qorkfiend: Yes, no Democrat has ever been re-elected, and certainly no married government official has ever slept with someone who wasn't their spouse before. These are uniquely 21st-century American traits.


mostlulz.com
 
2012-11-13 04:33:10 PM
I'm only gonna say this once.

Republicans, prepare your anus.
 
2012-11-13 04:35:09 PM
I have a no-flow toilet (composting) and love quinoa.

Ain't nobody forcin' me.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:10 PM
All it proves is power corrupts, no matter which party some elected official is from.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:13 PM
Remember when those on the right were bashing liberals for questioning Petraeus?

Oh good times.
 
2012-11-13 04:36:16 PM
A Country Unhinged
By Victor Davis Hanson


Victor Davis Hanson Unhinged
By a coont
 
2012-11-13 04:38:53 PM
Non-stop

Republican

Outrage
 
2012-11-13 04:39:27 PM
To be fair, low-flow toilets actually are terrible. Yes, let's save 20% on water per flush by designing the toilet to have to be flushed 3 times. Brilliant.

//Yeah, ok, how terrible they are varies by brand.
 
2012-11-13 04:39:28 PM

dwrash: All it proves is power corrupts, no matter which party some elected official is from.


I think it also proves that being US Commanding General in Afghanistan makes you a chick magnet.
 
2012-11-13 04:39:46 PM
Cripes, what a whiny, hysterical boob.
 
2012-11-13 04:42:22 PM
I take offense to this characterization. I am not eating any goddamn quinoa.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:12 PM
Pre-vert? I wasn't verted until I got here!
 
2012-11-13 04:43:23 PM
America left an upper-decker in my low-flow toilet.
 
2012-11-13 04:44:10 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: dwrash: All it proves is power corrupts, no matter which party some elected official is from.

I think it also proves that being US Commanding General in Afghanistan makes you a chick magnet.


There are also crazy chicks who make it their life's work to fark imprisoned murderers.
 
2012-11-13 04:44:17 PM
If there's one thing the Petraeus affair has proven to me, it's that people are goddamn corny
 
2012-11-13 04:44:36 PM
As far as I can tell it goes like this.

Petraeus and Allen are having affairs.

Petraeus is found out and an internal investigation (re: cover up) ensues.

Jill Kelley (Base Bicycle) makes some sort of flirtatious movements around Petraeus because uniforms get her wet and Broadwell goes ballistic that this hussy would go near HER adulterous man!

Base Bicycle also likes FBI guys apparently (maybe she gets off on authority more than uniforms) and through getting this investigation going blows open the internal investigation...forcing this all to come out to the public and of course it seems like it all happened over night because the investigation was supposed to be hush hush.

How YOU doin?
 
2012-11-13 04:45:44 PM
I see this link on TFA's sidebar:

Report: Eric Holder Knew About Petraeus Probe Months Ago

Attorney General Eric Holder knew as early as late summer that former CIA Director David Petraeus was the subject of an FBI investigation that eventually uncovered an affair that Petraeus was having with his biographer, Fox News reported on Monday.

The revelation raises questions of whether Holder, already under fire for the botched "Operation Fast and Furious" gun-running scheme, should have - or even would have - told President Barack Obama once he was notified about the FBI investigation.

"The idea that the White House didn't learn of this potential problem until Election Day, I just find incomprehensible," John Bolton, former U.S. ambassador to the U.N. under George W. Bush, told Fox. "Did the attorney general sit on this information for two months?"


So, I did a search on NewsMax for "petraeus cantor" and found this:

House Majority Leader Cantor Knew of Petraeus Affair Two Weeks Ago

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor was told of the David Petraeus' affair with biographer Paula Broadwell almost two weeks before the former CIA director resigned his post, ABC News reports.

A senior Cantor aide told the network that the Virginia congressman was told about the investigation and affair by an FBI agent Oct. 27 by phone. Cantor asked his staff to pass along the information to FBI Chief Robert Mueller, speaking to no one else about it, the source told ABC.

Cantor believed the FBI agent was believable but had never met him, so he did not feel there was a need to pass along the information to his fellow House leaders.

By then, Hurricane Sandy was wreaking havoc along the U.S. coast and the message to Mueller was delayed until Oct. 31.

Nine days later, Petraeus resigned.


Odd. No quotes questioning his judgment, explaining things as if they are facts rather than unverified claims, and a nice excuse for the delay in reporting.

It's almost like NewsMax is interested in covering for Republicans.
 
2012-11-13 04:46:05 PM
Wait, maybe I missed the memo but whats with hating Qunioa?

It's delicious...
 
2012-11-13 04:46:42 PM

Jim_Callahan: To be fair, low-flow toilets actually are terrible. Yes, let's save 20% on water per flush by designing the toilet to have to be flushed 3 times. Brilliant.

//Yeah, ok, how terrible they are varies by brand.


Good move qualifying that. I have a low-flow Kohler that apparently has an industrial vacuum installed. You touch the lever and the barometric pressure in the house changes. I can't begin to stress just how strong the pull is. We lost a cat last week.
 
2012-11-13 04:47:17 PM
america never suggests any place for lunch other than subway
 
2012-11-13 04:50:03 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-11-13 04:55:01 PM
Wait, you guys are going to the mat for Quinoa, but not for oral sex?

You people are everything that's wrong with America.
 
2012-11-13 04:55:52 PM
America is a failed, debauched den of Godless communist pre-verts who want to fornicate with our faces, force us to crap in low-flow toilets, and eat quinoa

...Go on....
 
2012-11-13 04:56:16 PM
Oddly enough, I just stumbled upon this a few minutes ago (link in the original):

The denials did not stop a Taliban spokesman, Qari Yousuf Ahmadi, from attempting to exploit the US army's evident embarrassment.

"I can say that this shows how shameless all the American troops are, starting from the top commander to the soldiers. Having unlawful relations with a woman is very normal in America," he said.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:57 PM

born_yesterday: Non-stop

Republican

Outrage


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're having a blast because of it~!
 
2012-11-13 04:57:52 PM
America ate all my Cheetos and charged six PPV pornos to my cable account
 
2012-11-13 04:58:29 PM
America foreclosed on my ranch, shot my dog and stole my Bible.
 
2012-11-13 04:59:47 PM
So these folks still think Petraeus getting busted is a conspiracy to cover-up Benghazi?
 
2012-11-13 05:00:18 PM
America peed on my farking rug.
 
2012-11-13 05:02:48 PM
America cashed the bowl and repacked with schwag.
 
2012-11-13 05:04:46 PM
You wanna know what I think? I think Obama's some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Petraeus found out about his preversion, and that he was organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
 
2012-11-13 05:06:14 PM
America pries Guitar Hero from my hands and makes me listen to Styx on 8-track tapes while driving fuel inefficient green station wagons with fake wood panels all over the exterior and interior. I don't like this modern America.
 
2012-11-13 05:06:15 PM
So the moral degeneracy of the current administration is evidenced by these affairs is it?

Who was the second to last runner for the Rebublican ticket? Name rhymed with Beut Sinnrich... What was he infamous for doing? And when he was up for the nomination, how loud was freeper outrage?

Thought so.
 
2012-11-13 05:07:19 PM

RussianPooper: America peed on my farking rug.


That rug really tied the Republic together.
 
2012-11-13 05:12:22 PM
Aren't the military brass usually Republican?
 
2012-11-13 05:16:04 PM
He was clearly indoctrinated by his Godless liberal professors at West Point.
 
2012-11-13 05:16:24 PM

BMulligan: Oddly enough, I just stumbled upon this a few minutes ago (link in the original):

The denials did not stop a Taliban spokesman, Qari Yousuf Ahmadi, from attempting to exploit the US army's evident embarrassment.

"I can say that this shows how shameless all the American troops are, starting from the top commander to the soldiers. Having unlawful relations with a woman is very normal in America," he said.


That kind of statement isn't even going to fly with the hard-right evangelicals, I'm afraid, Mr. Ahmadi.
 
2012-11-13 05:17:03 PM

RussianPooper: America peed on my farking rug.


And that rug really pulled the room together.
 
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