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(WESH Orlando)   Man wants cows to mooove away from his horse feed, so he does what any Floridian would do: shoot them in the face   (wesh.com) divider line 44
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2012-11-13 04:16:33 PM  
That's udder bullshiat.
 
2012-11-13 04:17:54 PM  
Oh, George... not the livestock...
 
2012-11-13 04:18:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, George... not the livestock...


Turn out the lights.. We're done here
 
2012-11-13 04:42:11 PM  
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-11-13 05:17:51 PM  
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"Oh, man... I shot bovine in the face..."
 
2012-11-13 05:32:01 PM  
Security camera footage:

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Bonus -- Cop shoot cow:

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2012-11-13 06:03:13 PM  
To err is human, to moo bovine.

/Got nothing.
 
2012-11-13 07:09:59 PM  
Justin's got a gun
The horse fence has come undone.
Cow's munching, havin' fun
What did those poor cows do?
Justin's last IOU.
 
2012-11-13 07:13:41 PM  
Sometimes you just gotta' stand your ground, beef.
 
2012-11-13 07:14:52 PM  
He was just sick of their "eat mor chikin" agenda.
 
2012-11-13 07:14:54 PM  
Did the cows have any Skittles?
 
2012-11-13 07:16:36 PM  
Maybe the cow was Bossie.


TMLO


*golf clap*
 
2012-11-13 07:16:40 PM  
okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to
 
2012-11-13 07:17:07 PM  
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2012-11-13 07:18:14 PM  

"Where's the beef?"


"Ova n'er ma hoss feed!"

 
2012-11-13 07:19:43 PM  

red5ish:


It's coming right at us!
 
2012-11-13 07:20:12 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Maybe the cow was Bossie.


They were certainly flanked by the gunman.


Englebert Slaptyback: *golf clap*


*tips hat*

Cheers!
 
2012-11-13 07:23:39 PM  
seanholton.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-13 07:35:01 PM  
www.wesh.com

Get arrested in Florida, and we'll give you a haircut?
 
2012-11-13 07:49:22 PM  
www.hotflick.net
And when shooting them doesn't work...
 
2012-11-13 07:56:36 PM  
Shooting a cow in the face because you want it to back off?

A little bit subtle, don't you think?

Cows are dumb. Imagine a brick. Now half it's IQ. Dumb as half a brick. That's a cow for you.

They're not atuned to nuance like us humans.
 
2012-11-13 07:58:19 PM  
I think that should be "halve its IQ" but if you're going to imagine the IQ of a brick, you might as well imagine the IQ of half a brick and have done with. Mea culpa, with a grammatical quibble.
 
2012-11-13 07:59:29 PM  
Florida. Where stupid goes to die.

I think we may allow ourselves the use of the adverb "literally" in this case.
 
2012-11-13 08:00:15 PM  

treecologist: [www.wesh.com image 636x476]

Get arrested in Florida, and we'll give you a haircut?


Lol
 
2012-11-13 08:13:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


They were certainly flanked by the gunman.


After the cows fell over, they were ground beef.


Hyuk!
 
2012-11-13 08:16:27 PM  

brantgoose: I think that should be "halve its IQ" but if you're going to imagine the IQ of a brick, you might as well imagine the IQ of half a brick and have done with. Mea culpa, with a grammatical quibble.


donald_sutherland_body_snatchers.jpg
 
2012-11-13 08:17:26 PM  
Cows. You can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em.

Wait. You can.

Never mind.
 
2012-11-13 08:21:22 PM  
"It's a tragedy people have to shoot horses in the face, they're beautiful animals. You ever take a peek at a cow or a pig? They're ugly. We're doing them a favor by shootin 'em . Saves 'em the agony of looking at their reflections in the trough every morning. But a horse, that's a noble beast. Why, in the cavalry, a man's steed was his best friend, a real companion. Where do people get off making target practice out of them? Too much killing in this world, too much death. No respect for people, for tradition, for life. The whole world is spinning down the tubes and nobody even seems to notice. I don't know, I..."
 
2012-11-13 08:41:11 PM  

bump: "It's a tragedy people have to shoot horses in the face, they're beautiful animals. You ever take a peek at a cow or a pig? They're ugly. We're doing them a favor by shootin 'em . Saves 'em the agony of looking at their reflections in the trough every morning. But a horse, that's a noble beast. Why, in the cavalry, a man's steed was his best friend, a real companion. Where do people get off making target practice out of them? Too much killing in this world, too much death. No respect for people, for tradition, for life. The whole world is spinning down the tubes and nobody even seems to notice. I don't know, I..."


Horse hockey!
 
2012-11-13 08:59:37 PM  
mom and dad must be so proud, knowing their son is more stupid than livestock. that boy should be put down for the good of all involved.
 
2012-11-13 09:08:24 PM  
If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
 
2012-11-13 09:10:23 PM  
You selected bovicide. If you know the name of the steer or hefer bring murdered, press 1
 
2012-11-13 09:28:59 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to


Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.
 
2012-11-13 09:30:10 PM  

brantgoose: I think that should be "halve its IQ" but if you're going to imagine the IQ of a brick, you might as well imagine the IQ of half a brick and have done with. Mea culpa, with a grammatical quibble.


Don't halve a cow man! ;-)
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2012-11-13 09:52:22 PM  
The animals returned their owner, however, bleeding profusely

Well, they were holding their owner hostage apparently and this guy was just doing what and civic would do and present a hail of gunfire to free him


/aslo came for the haircut thing
 
2012-11-13 10:31:56 PM  

amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.


you're still responsible for the damage caused by your livestock.
 
2012-11-13 10:38:25 PM  
Hey, he clearly and politely asked them three times to leave before he opened fire.
 
2012-11-13 10:53:14 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.

you're still responsible for the damage caused by your livestock.


I wouldn't be sure of that. If the damage to your property results from your own negligence at fence maintenance, it becomes something of a tossup as to who gets the blame.I think it would depend on the jurisdiction you were in.

/IANAL
//just a farmer
 
2012-11-13 10:57:27 PM  
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2012-11-13 11:00:16 PM  

amishkarl: I wouldn't be sure of that. If the damage to your property results from your own negligence at fence maintenance, it becomes something of a tossup as to who gets the blame.I think it would depend on the jurisdiction you were in.


On the other hand, having minor dealings with Ranchers, though cows are born and bred for slaughter, mess with a ranchers cows and he be mad.
 
2012-11-13 11:24:45 PM  

Hector Remarkable: If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.


Damn right they would. The farkers have snuck up on me a few times while out in the bush. MOOOOO! right behind you at 3m certainly wakes you up just in time to start playing "run around the shrub" with them. I never carry a gun though.
 
2012-11-14 01:35:13 AM  

Hector Remarkable: If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.


I drink profusely and spend most of my time here. That cow would starve.
 
2012-11-14 03:01:22 AM  

amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: amishkarl: The_Original_Roxtar: okay... so the value of the cows is diminished.
cow owner can sue for the lost value of the cows...
shooter can counter sue for the damage to his fence and the cost of the horse feed.

there is enough irresponsibility to go around in this case.
keep your animals on your own land
don't go shooting neighbor cows... please stick to the targets and the game that you're used to

Most place's a propertyline fence is owned by both landowners. You walk to the middle of the fence on your side and you own everything to your right. You're responsible for maintaining your part even if you don't pasture stock against it. If it was horseboy's part of the fence the cattle went through, then its not the cattle farmer's fault.

you're still responsible for the damage caused by your livestock.

I wouldn't be sure of that. If the damage to your property results from your own negligence at fence maintenance, it becomes something of a tossup as to who gets the blame.I think it would depend on the jurisdiction you were in.

/IANAL
//just a farmer


Here, it's the responsibility of the one with livestock.
 
2012-11-14 11:05:12 AM  
 
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