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(Politico)   Man who believes Jesus rode a dinosaur and that he prayed a demon away calls on GOP to stop being stupid   (politico.com) divider line 65
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2012-11-13 04:16:03 PM  
Dumbed Down Conservatism is the name of my Ted Nugent cover band.
 
2012-11-13 04:34:24 PM  
But but but volcano research! Jindal, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-13 04:40:20 PM  
It doesn't take much to be the 'rational person' in the GOP.
 
2012-11-13 04:47:11 PM  
Does Jindal believe in a literal interpretation of Genesis... i thought he was Catholic.
 
2012-11-13 05:06:20 PM  

kbronsito: Does Jindal believe in a literal interpretation of Genesis... i thought he was Catholic.


Carholics run the gamut from fairly liberal to very conservative.

Officially, Catholic Church now endorses science. They're just hung up on gays, how to react to pedophiles, and abortion/birth control.
 
2012-11-13 05:11:55 PM  
"We cannot be, we must not be, the party that simply protects the rich so they get to keep their toys."

Can't imagine that's gonna make the Koch brothers, Foster Friesse, Shelly Adelson and other GOP sugar daddies very happy.

Nice knowing you, Bobby.
 
2012-11-13 05:50:30 PM  
the next Charlie Crist.
 
2012-11-13 05:51:44 PM  

shanrick: the next Charlie Crist.


Jindal? PFFT. Charlie Crist is a rational, fact-based person. Jindal is just another dipshiat dominionist.
 
2012-11-13 06:56:38 PM  
Praying a demon away is possible. Especially if you're the Son of God.
 
2012-11-13 06:58:29 PM  
"We've got to make sure that we are not the party of big business, big banks, big Wall Street bailouts, big corporate loopholes, big anything"

Big Tent?
Seriously, too late
 
2012-11-13 06:59:28 PM  
Calling on the GOP to be "the party of ideas, details and intelligent solutions," the Louisianan urged the party to "stop reducing everything to mindless slogans, tag lines, 30-second ads that all begin to sound the same. "

Wow! A Republican actually noticed that! I certainly didn't see that coming...

/freedom ain't free
 
2012-11-13 07:00:21 PM  
LOL
 
2012-11-13 07:01:57 PM  

kbronsito: Does Jindal believe in a literal interpretation of Genesis... i thought he was Catholic.


The church does, but Jindal was the one who signed the bill allowing anybody* to teach anything in LA due to religious freedom.


*Muslims aren't people, apparently.
 
2012-11-13 07:04:11 PM  
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on Monday called on Republicans to "stop being the stupid party"

Umm Bobby remember when you told environmental scientists that you knew more than they did:

wonkroom.thinkprogress.org
You flushed 220 million down the shiatter.
 
2012-11-13 07:04:25 PM  

chuggernaught: Praying a demon away is possible. Especially if you're the Son of God.


So, who was he praying to? Aren't they all supposed to be the same God?
 
2012-11-13 07:11:39 PM  
"Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on Monday called on Republicans to "stop being the stupid party" and make a concerted effort to reach a broader swath of voters with an inclusive economic message that pre-empts efforts to caricature the GOP as the party of the rich."

But all that's left of the gop are retards, hillbillies, batsh*ts, and the filthy rich.

And this claptrap about "inclusive economic message that pre-empts efforts to caricature the GOP as the party of the rich.". Who the fark does this clown think he's kidding?? Every time they aren't talking about legitimate rape, it's been reciting a love poem to the rich.
 
2012-11-13 07:19:22 PM  
Then he led a charge to secede from the Union... way to go Jindal, you ARE the stupid in the GOP. Are you retiring?
 
2012-11-13 07:20:20 PM  
Jindal: End 'dumbed-down conservatism'

That would end conservatism, period. So I'm ok with this.
 
2012-11-13 07:21:07 PM  
Well, so much for Jindal. First Christie, now their token Indian...it's been a bad week for the GOP. I guess next, Condi Rice will convert to Islam and don a burka just to show her contempt for the party.
 
2012-11-13 07:24:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I guess next, Condi Rice will convert to Islam and don a burka just to show her contempt for the party.


Naw, I think she'll just come out of the closet.
 
2012-11-13 07:25:16 PM  
Jindal: Republicans need to stop being Republicans.
 
2012-11-13 07:25:24 PM  
Hey guys,

Please stop acting like morons until I can get elected! kthxbye!

Your pal,
Bobby J.
 
2012-11-13 07:26:06 PM  
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on Monday called on Republicans to "stop being the stupid party"

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2012-11-13 07:30:25 PM  
Who says conservatives can't do comedy?
 
2012-11-13 07:32:11 PM  
Everyone in the GOP has a pet theory about why they lost and what to do next.

Just wait until the next "we got 'im now!" chance the GOP senses with Obama. As soon as they sniff out an opportunity to seize momentum again, all that shiat will go out the window and it will be right back into the same habits, the same pundits, the same talking points, the same everything that shiat out before.
 
2012-11-13 07:32:22 PM  
The majority of the fiscally and intelligent conservatives jumped ship to the Democrats a while ago Bobby.

Something about the constant demonization of higher education must have left them uncomfortable.
 
2012-11-13 07:32:52 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Well, so much for Jindal. First Christie, now their token Indian...it's been a bad week for the GOP. I guess next, Condi Rice will convert to Islam and don a burka just to show her contempt for the party.


I dunno. It feels to me like he's trying to lay the groundwork for a 2016 run for pres by trying to look like an adult. For once.
 
2012-11-13 07:34:38 PM  
Ah, I guess I should have read more of TFA before commenting:

his pointed comments reflect his intent on playing an active role in the party's conversation and perhaps to pursue a presidential bid when his term is up at the start of 2016.
 
2012-11-13 07:40:46 PM  

lordjupiter: Everyone in the GOP has a pet theory about why they lost and what to do next.

Just wait until the next "we got 'im now!" chance the GOP senses with Obama. As soon as they sniff out an opportunity to seize momentum again, all that shiat will go out the window and it will be right back into the same habits, the same pundits, the same talking points, the same everything that shiat out before.


We certainly didn't have to wait long for that to happen. Don't look now, but it's Benghazi-Petreausgate. And you just know that Obama is somehow to blame for this Republican sticking his wank in a crazy biatch.
 
2012-11-13 07:41:16 PM  
"We need to change the GOP so we're not seen as the party of anti-intellectualism"

"How do you propose that?"

"Bust out a thesaurus and learn new ways to phrase 'TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, MOAR DEFENSE SPENDING AND GAYS/BLACKS/MEXICANS/WOMEN ARE ICKY'"
 
2012-11-13 07:41:48 PM  
Volcano monitoring?
 
2012-11-13 07:42:33 PM  
Running for 2016?
 
2012-11-13 07:43:30 PM  
"Real detailed policy solutions"

1. Cut taxes to the wealthy
2. Increase "defense" spending
3. Cut social spending (except for current retirees!)
4. Scream about soshulizm

I'll believe he means something else when I see it. I think he just means, no more rape talk, and let Latinos stay if they work hard for subsistence wages and vote Republican.
 
2012-11-13 07:47:57 PM  
As a life-long democrat I'm having a really good time now.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep thinking exactly like this repugs.
 
2012-11-13 07:50:07 PM  
...perhaps to pursue a presidential bid when his term is up at the start of 2016.

I am sure his native South will embrace Piyush with open arms.
 
2012-11-13 07:57:05 PM  
Wasn't this the guy who gave the response to one of the State of the Union addresses as a character from Sesame Street?
 
2012-11-13 08:01:02 PM  

Uncle Pim: Wasn't this the guy who gave the response to one of the State of the Union addresses as a character from Sesame Street?


No, 30 Rock.
 
2012-11-13 08:02:08 PM  
i126.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 08:03:37 PM  
Bobby Jindal believes Jesus rode a dinosaur? Really? Is there a YouTube video or news article that catches him saying so?
 
2012-11-13 08:05:42 PM  

leviosaurus: Volcano monitoring?


It's a violation of the volcano's freedom.
 
2012-11-13 08:07:13 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Don't look now, but it's Benghazi-Petreausgate. And you just know that Obama is somehow to blame for this Republican sticking his wank in a crazy biatch.


Now it's Holder and the cover-up.
 
2012-11-13 08:07:37 PM  

Neeek: Uncle Pim: Wasn't this the guy who gave the response to one of the State of the Union addresses as a character from Sesame Street?

No, 30 Rock.


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-11-13 08:15:00 PM  

Fart_Machine: Gyrfalcon: I guess next, Condi Rice will convert to Islam and don a burka just to show her contempt for the party.

Naw, I think she'll just come out of the closet.


When was she in?
 
2012-11-13 08:33:36 PM  
We are witnessing the last dying gasps of political dinosaurs desperately trying to cling to life as it slips away.
 
2012-11-13 08:37:20 PM  
Be the change you want to see in the world.
 
2012-11-13 08:38:29 PM  
It's hard to take the bus out of crazy town when the tea party has the keys and are sitting in the driver seat.
 
2012-11-13 08:41:07 PM  
"We cannot be, we must not be, the party that simply protects the rich so they get to keep their toys."

Them's fightin' words, Jindal. You best watch ur step if'un you know wat's good fer you.
 
2012-11-13 08:43:29 PM  
If Bobby shoots for the big time, I wonder if Conservatives will object to people calling him Piyush? Like that is somehow beyond the pale for his critics. I could totally see that sort of hypocrisy after years of Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
 
2012-11-13 08:47:21 PM  

quatchi: "We cannot be, we must not be, the party that simply protects the rich so they get to keep their toys."

Can't imagine that's gonna make the Koch brothers, Foster Friesse, Shelly Adelson and other GOP sugar daddies very happy.

Nice knowing you, Bobby


Sure, I'm sure their calling him right now too.
I'm sure the greedheads have finally learned their lesson.
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As sure as I've ever been about anything ever. 

/baa -baa
 
2012-11-13 09:01:51 PM  
These guys honestly think that if they polish their turd of a platform enough, they will attract voters. The problem IS the platform.
 
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