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		Finally, a petition that every Farker can get behind (petitions.whitehouse.gov)		19
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Shostie		2012-11-13 02:58:47 PM

6 votes:

I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

The Irresponsible Captain		2012-11-13 07:33:56 PM

3 votes:

/Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Cythraul		2012-11-13 03:14:10 PM

3 votes:

I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.

cedarpark		2012-11-13 09:28:09 PM

2 votes:

SuperDarly: I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"

It's like a US Senate after-party!

meddleRPI		2012-11-13 06:54:54 PM

2 votes:

ZzeusS: I was a block away at the coffee shop when he came to Delray Beach. They said he was going to stop in, but he never did. Would have been kinda cool.

Drew can be fickle like that.

Blues_X		2012-11-13 02:59:46 PM

2 votes:

I kind of like this one:

Make Duncan Trussell the Emperor Of Planet Earth

We petition the Obama administration to construct an iron throne made of meteorites and incinerated pope penises upon which the new emperor of planet earth Duncan Trussell can reign supreme.

Attached to the throne should be a surgical straw connected to an endless quantity of fresh fetal stem cells upon which our Lord may suckle as the people of the world petition him for mercy or offer him their children and livestock.

jaytkay		2012-11-14 12:20:35 AM

1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Bucky Katt: People's actual names instead of Fark handles? Bah!

I signed up using my fark handle.

Me, too. I signed up using my fark handle.

Which is skinnyhead.

drmda		2012-11-13 08:12:33 PM

1 votes:

Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.

Petition.

Let's hope that whole "metric vs avoirdupois" mix-up doesn't happen on this trip.

jaytkay		2012-11-13 07:46:46 PM

1 votes:

The White House web site is not your playground, children. Grow the fark up.

Do something useful and sign the petition for Texas to secede.

Yay Texas secession!

/ Illinois resident
// Link

rocketpants		2012-11-13 07:22:34 PM

1 votes:

The Token Man: Disgruntled Goat: Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Hey, maybe we should start a petition to fix the grammar in this petition.

imapirate		2012-11-13 06:55:42 PM

1 votes:

I signed. If we can get Biden a Trans Am, we can get Drew a beer with the President. Make it happen, buttholes.

skinink		2012-11-13 06:52:08 PM

1 votes:

Heineken! Fark that shiat, PABST BLUE RIBBON!

topcon		2012-11-13 06:50:42 PM

1 votes:

How about have the government subsidize Give Joe the Bird so it can fill out that last $10,000 that it's been stuck on for a month.

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-11-13 05:23:14 PM

1 votes:

Just PM him on Reddit.

queezyweezel		2012-11-13 04:19:02 PM

1 votes:

utsagrad123: MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett. That would work. She's probably down.

So...who wants to be #22,543?

MrBallou		2012-11-13 03:11:37 PM

1 votes:

ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

ManateeGag		2012-11-13 03:05:02 PM

1 votes:

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.