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2012-11-13 02:58:47 PM
6 votes:
I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.
2012-11-13 07:33:56 PM
3 votes:
bmadore.squarespace.com

/Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
2012-11-13 03:14:10 PM
3 votes:
I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.
2012-11-13 09:28:09 PM
2 votes:

SuperDarly: I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"


It's like a US Senate after-party!
2012-11-13 06:54:54 PM
2 votes:

ZzeusS: I was a block away at the coffee shop when he came to Delray Beach. They said he was going to stop in, but he never did. Would have been kinda cool.


Drew can be fickle like that.
2012-11-13 02:59:46 PM
2 votes:
I kind of like this one:

Make Duncan Trussell the Emperor Of Planet Earth

We petition the Obama administration to construct an iron throne made of meteorites and incinerated pope penises upon which the new emperor of planet earth Duncan Trussell can reign supreme.

Attached to the throne should be a surgical straw connected to an endless quantity of fresh fetal stem cells upon which our Lord may suckle as the people of the world petition him for mercy or offer him their children and livestock.
2012-11-14 12:20:35 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Bucky Katt: People's actual names instead of Fark handles? Bah!

I signed up using my fark handle.


Me, too. I signed up using my fark handle.

Which is skinnyhead.
2012-11-13 08:12:33 PM
1 votes:

Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.

Petition.


Let's hope that whole "metric vs avoirdupois" mix-up doesn't happen on this trip.
2012-11-13 07:46:46 PM
1 votes:
The White House web site is not your playground, children. Grow the fark up.

Do something useful and sign the petition for Texas to secede.

Yay Texas secession!

/ Illinois resident
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2012-11-13 07:22:34 PM
1 votes:

The Token Man: Disgruntled Goat: Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.

Seconded.


Thirded.

Hey, maybe we should start a petition to fix the grammar in this petition.
2012-11-13 06:55:42 PM
1 votes:
I signed. If we can get Biden a Trans Am, we can get Drew a beer with the President. Make it happen, buttholes.
2012-11-13 06:52:08 PM
1 votes:
Heineken! Fark that shiat, PABST BLUE RIBBON!
2012-11-13 06:50:42 PM
1 votes:
How about have the government subsidize Give Joe the Bird so it can fill out that last $10,000 that it's been stuck on for a month.
2012-11-13 05:23:14 PM
1 votes:
Just PM him on Reddit.
2012-11-13 04:19:02 PM
1 votes:

utsagrad123: MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett. That would work. She's probably down.


So...who wants to be #22,543?
2012-11-13 03:11:37 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.


But you can find 25000 who want one.
2012-11-13 03:05:02 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.


I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.
2012-11-13 02:47:54 PM
1 votes:
Goin' for the easy green, eh, subby?
2012-11-13 02:44:36 PM
1 votes:
That would be awesome
 
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