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2012-11-13 02:58:47 PM
3 votes:
I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.
2012-11-13 07:25:21 PM
2 votes:
If you're going to submit a petition for the President to do something, maybe you should spend 20 seconds proofing it before you hit submit. Otherwise you just look like a dick.
2012-11-13 03:05:02 PM
2 votes:

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.


I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.
2012-11-13 09:05:32 PM
1 votes:
Rocketpants: I agree about the h.

Disgruntled Goat and others: Who created that heading? Obviously they skipped school more than they should have?

I would sign the petition to fix the grammar, bring it on please.

Disgruntled Goat,
Why are you no longer 'gruntled'?
2012-11-13 08:12:33 PM
1 votes:

Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.

Petition.


Let's hope that whole "metric vs avoirdupois" mix-up doesn't happen on this trip.
2012-11-13 07:47:00 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.


I am sorry but the United States Government can not get behind that request as it might be illegal.

But nice try, Mr. President. Say "hi" to Hillary for us if you see her!
2012-11-13 07:46:46 PM
1 votes:
The White House web site is not your playground, children. Grow the fark up.

Do something useful and sign the petition for Texas to secede.

Yay Texas secession!

/ Illinois resident
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2012-11-13 07:45:14 PM
1 votes:
The thing to ask yourself is, if you are elected President, who do you want to have a beer with?

I'm thinking Clint Eastwood.

He seems like a great guy to have a beer with, even if he is a crazy Republican who talks to chairs. In fact, he is probably the only Republican I would let near the President of the United States with a chair, let alone the kind of firepower that Clint Eastwood presumably carries when he checks the sidewalks of Carmel-by-the-Sea for bubblegum and ice cream drips. I assume he is still Mayor because he once was and Hollywood actors never change.
2012-11-13 07:16:24 PM
1 votes:
Have the president to attend - Really? No need to proof read when petitioning the President. This got killed dead before it even left the ground.
2012-11-13 02:56:31 PM
1 votes:
ok, we can get this up to 25000 signatures.
2012-11-13 02:44:36 PM
1 votes:
That would be awesome
 
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